Andy Milonakis


I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but don't call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
"I hate myself".

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket.
Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.
It's my show I'm Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.

This song was originally posted at:

  • Send to a
  • Link to

    Link to this song from your website or blog:



Vote Down Vote Up

Iker, Syrian Arab Republic

11 November 2015 at 2:37am

Superbly ilmuninatilg data here, thanks!

Vote Down Vote Up

Jomnifer, NY

24 February 2015 at 1:45am

lel, i love it when me and my pruning squad team sing this on the bus. many times had. Gets coach Gertz on the fritz.

Vote Down Vote Up

Angelica Gonzales, United States

29 October 2014 at 9:23pm


Vote Down Vote Up

Megan, United Kingdom

29 December 2011 at 4:56pm

this is a wierd song why would any one put a pancake on there face and why would you put shampoo bottles on your lapp. lappy insted of nappy.hahahahehehe

Vote Down Vote Up

Desire, San Luis Obispo, Ca

19 August 2010 at 3:47am

This is the first time I've ever seen this song and I immediately started singing in like a rap song. BEFORE I saw the comments! It just lends itself to be "sung" in a staccato beat, rap rhythm. Too funny!

Vote Down Vote Up

Patti, Laconia

11 May 2009 at 6:49pm

jesus says this isn't right. and i love jesus!

Vote Down Vote Up

Ashley, Mi Usa

8 May 2009 at 12:59am

omfg..i luv this song..i sing it in a rap

Leave a Comment

This song has been printed from the website.