Batman Funny Parody

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Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The batmobile lost its wheels,
And Joker got away.

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"Jingle Bells Batman Smells", written by Steve, a fan of BusSongs. com – thanks Steve!

In Gotham you can hear the sound of Christmas cheer,
But Batman's found no friends around, no one will come near.
Everybody knows he doesn't wash his clothes,
With smelly socks and stinky jocks, Batman's on the nose.

CHORUS
Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin flew away,
Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away, hey.
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin flew away,
Batmobile lost a wheel, oh Happy Christmas Day.

Batman says "Let's go". Robin says "No, no".
"If you don't wash your socks by gosh they're gonna start to grow"
It's no dynamic deal, your bouquet lacks appeal,
I can't abide the smell inside your yuletide batmobile".

Dashing through the night in three wheeled 'batmo trike'.
Batman looks for Gotham crooks, the smell will win the fight.
The Joker he then spies, takes him by surprise,
Zap! Kapow! with BO now the Joker chokes and dies.

Santa in a trice arrives with good advice,
"For Christmas Batman from this Fatman, a gallon of Old Spice".
Rudolf gives a scream, "My nose is turning green.
Can someone try to teach this guy some personal hygiene".

Batman sees no hope, Dynamic Duo broke,
But back at cave the day is saved, there's Santa with the soap.
Robin's got the hose, Santa peg on nose.
They scrub hero from head to toe, he's smelling like a rose.

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Alpha Skua, United States

11 June 2016 at 4:37pm

RACING DOWN THE HILL ON A BROKEN DOWN SLEIGH,45 BELOW IN THE FREEZING SNOW,UP AHEADS A CLIFF WITH ROCKY EDGE,CAN NOT STOP GO RIGHT OFF THE LEDGE

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Anwar kathat, Anwar khan

9 May 2016 at 5:32pm

Nfnhdnd to be a problem with the same 5 50th anniversary flowers and efficient delivery of

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Ima cookie, United States

11 January 2016 at 5:08pm

Dashing through the snow, In a pair of broken skis All the fields we go Crashing into trees The snow is turning red I think I'm almost dead I woke up in a hospital With stitches in my head

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Anonymous, United States

21 December 2015 at 5:16pm

Jingle bells shotgun shells Santa clas is dead Rudolph had a 22 and shot him in the head! Hey! Riding down the hill in a pair of broken skis riding over valleys crashing into trees the snow is turning red i think I'm almost dead woke up in the hospital with needles in my head! Hey!

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Shana, United States

25 November 2015 at 10:26pm

Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid a gun Saw a Tree, made him pee In 1991

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Dan, United States

6 September 2015 at 1:59am

Jingle Bells Batman smells, Robin has some gas. He ate a bowl of beans and then he blew out his a$$.

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Alpha Skua, USA

23 April 2015 at 11:24pm

JINGLEBELLS,OBAMA SMELLS,BIDEN RAN AWAY,THE OBAMAMOBLE GOT A FLAT WHEEL AND JOHN kERRY DOSE BALLET

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alexa, United States

17 December 2014 at 11:03pm

I really like the lyrics

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Condor, USA

11 July 2014 at 1:07am

JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS,ROBIN FLEW AWAY,THE BATMOBLE'S GO A FLAT WHEEL AND THE JOKER TOOK BALLET

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Lily, Australia

20 April 2013 at 2:06am

i thought it was jingle bells jingle bells robin flew away wonder woman lost her bosoms while over france and found them in bombay or jingle bells batman smells robin ran away the batmobile lost its whell and landed in bombay or jingle bells robin smells batman flew away and lost his pats while over france and found them in bombay. there was another one i just cant rember it! bye

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Brenda, United States

26 January 2013 at 1:51am

All of em r great dont b dirty 2 each other!

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Hola, Isle Of Man

14 December 2012 at 4:43pm

Min is: Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid a gun he shot a tree and made a pee in 1983

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Nada, New Zealand

5 December 2012 at 9:17am

Jingle bells batman smells robin flew away lost his pants while over france and found them in bombay

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Orion, United States

27 November 2012 at 3:02am

i liked everyone

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Orion, United States

27 November 2012 at 2:58am

the awesome version is jingle bells batman smells robin laid a gun shot a tree and took a pee in 1981

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Delynn, Australia

8 August 2012 at 8:12pm

Who thought it? junie b would say... Jingle bells batman smells ps so does may

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Bethan, United Kingdom

8 May 2012 at 5:48pm

I thought it was (or something) 'Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back, I have a nasty plan for Christmas in a wreck. I got through check point A, but not through check point B, and that's when I got shot up from the back by the US military, oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to see Christmas not checked!'

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Kara Brodbeck, United States

17 April 2012 at 6:25pm

i beleave i can fly i got shot by the fbi all i wanted was a chiken wing and they shot me in my dingaling they rushed me to the hospital and replaced it with a popcicle

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Rhiannon, United States

25 February 2012 at 9:36pm

jingle bells batman stinks super woman did a fart in the west usa hey!

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Rhiannon, United States

25 February 2012 at 9:34pm

i like martins way! "jingle bells batman smells robin ran away, wonder women did a fart and blew up USA, hey'

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