Billy Joe McGuffre

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Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the first day of first grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He tripped over a pencil box, flew up in the air,
landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair!
He needed first aid in the first grade,
first aid in the first grade,
first aid in the first grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the second day of second grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He slipped on a banana peel, flew up in the sky,
landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye!
He needed first aid in the second grade,
first aid in the second grade,
first aid in the second grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the third day of third grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He fell out of a fishing boat, splashed into the sea,
landed on a moray eel who bit him on the knee!
He needed first aid in the third grade,
first aid in the third grade,
first aid in the third grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the fourth day of fourth grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He went out on a tad-pole hunt,
slipped into a creek,
landed on a large-mouth bass
who bit him on the cheek !
He needed first aid in the fourth grade,
first aid in the fourth grade,
first aid in the fourth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the fifth day of fifth grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He went into a garden shop looking for a rose,
sniffed the baby's breath and
got a bee caught up his nose!
He needed first aid in the fifth grade,
First aid in the fifth grade,
First aid in the fifth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the sixth day of sixth grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He went out on a field trip the first one of the year,
backed into a saber-tooth and
pierced both of his ears!
He needed first aid in the sixth grade,
first aid in the sixth grade,
first aid in the sixth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the seventh day of seventh grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He tried out for the talent show
to show how well he sung
Cracked a grin, a wasp flew in
and stung him on the tongue !
He needed first aid in the seventh grade,
first aid in the seventh grade,
first aid in the seventh grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the eighth day of eighth grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He tried to play some basketball, went up for a dunk,
landed in the bushes and got squirted by a skunk!
He needed first aid in the eighth grade,
first aid in the eighth grade,
first aid in the eighth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the ninth day of ninth grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He fed the pigs on grandpa's farm,
Two piglets and a sow,
slipped on all their slop
and got stepped on by a cow!
He needed first aid in the ninth grade,
first aid in the ninth grade,
first aid in the ninth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the tenth day of tenth grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He went out on some waterskis, hit a sunken log,
wiped out on the lilypads, got spit on by a frog!
He needed first aid in the tenth grade,
first aid in the tenth grade,
first aid in the tenth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the eleventh day of eleventh grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He swerved to miss an alley cat
while taking driver's ed,
ran into a tree and
bumped the dashboard with his head!
He needed first aid in the eleventh grade,
first aid in the eleventh grade,
first aid in the eleventh grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the twelfth day of twelfth grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He walked into financial aid, fell and broke a bone,
showed them all his bills
and got a great big college loan!
He needed first aid in the twelfth grade,
first aid in the twelfth grade,
first aid in the twelfth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid!

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Phoenix, USA

28 January 2015 at 11:15pm

More fun songs like this in summer camp and schools

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Joshua, United States

9 January 2015 at 11:47pm

This was written by Chris Rice. One thing for sure I like this song.

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Chloe, Canada

26 November 2014 at 6:04pm

I really like it.

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Chloe, Canada

3 October 2014 at 12:58am

This is of unknown origin!

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Chloe, Canada

3 October 2014 at 12:57am

I Love this song! It's from my Roger Ramjet movie and it's from my Roger Ramjet movie.

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Chloe, Canada

10 September 2014 at 8:14pm

That's from VeggieTales!

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Charlotte Andromeda Lupin, United Kingdom

16 July 2014 at 11:21am

Thank you for providing the lyrics to my favourite childhood song!

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jasmin, United States

18 March 2014 at 1:53am

that song is on veggie tales!!!!!

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Millie Pedley, United Kingdom

16 November 2013 at 11:15pm

very long song can't sing all!!!! lol :)

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rhiannon cerecky, Alaska

18 September 2013 at 3:51am

he paid a LOT OF BILLS XD

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Mike, Bermuda

6 April 2013 at 7:57pm

too long

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Kiara, Anguilla

17 November 2012 at 8:33pm

Hilarious and awesome. Artistic College Musicians come to our school and teach us to dance to Hound Dog by Elvis and even this song!

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Jessie, United States

28 April 2011 at 1:19pm

I like this song!

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Milly, Australia

15 March 2011 at 8:28am

my broter is anoying !

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Milly, Australia

15 March 2011 at 8:24am

I LOVE MUSIC . I will dance at any TIME!

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Sally, Algeria

3 October 2010 at 6:56am

I heard this song in the Jonah VeggieTales Sing Along video and I recognised it from when I watched it when I was little. Funny song...

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Janelle, Nm, Usa

18 August 2010 at 5:11am

Today was my son's 4th day of 4th grade :) Jonah is one of our favorite Veggietales (of course we like them all!) and the song sure added a smile to the day!

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Jenny, Singapore

3 May 2010 at 8:52am

Couldn't make out all the lyrics as the song was in such fast tempo. Glad to find the lyrics here. My son and I really enjoyed this silly song

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Michelle, Sun Valley Usa

22 January 2010 at 2:59am

i love this song it one of my favorite i even have it in my ipod everytime i want to hear this song it wants to make me jump up and sing thank you for maying this song so full of joy! :)

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Katie, Hawii

19 September 2009 at 11:05pm

OMG! I was JUST looking for this song because I hadn't listened to the whole song! I LOVE it!

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