Bless My Underwear


God, bless my underwear
My only pair.
Stand beside them,
And guide them,
As they sit in a heap by the chair.

From the washer,
To the clothesline,
To my dresser drawer,
To my rear!

God, bless my underwear,
My only pair.
God, bless my underwear,
Or I'll be bare.

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Information About Bless My Underwear

Written by Hans Mayer. Check out his website for his other silly songs such as his most famous song, 'My Brother Eats Bugs'.

Hans claims that his brother really did eat bugs when he was little!

'Bless My Underwear' is his top most requested song during school concerts.

Hans got his first guitar at age twelve and began playing songs from the radio by just listening to them and trying them out on his own!Hans has recorded more than NINE CDs full of kids' music.

Not to be confused with the famous German literary scholar also named Hans Mayer.

"God Bless America", the melody of this song, was written way back in 1918 by Irving Berlin. Even though Irving Berlin wrote "God Bless America" in 1918, he didn't think much of it and nobody heard ituntil 1938; twenty years later.

Irving Berlin changed some of the original lyrics he had written in 1918.

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Another fun version to know

God bless my underwear
My only pair
I wore them
And I tore them on the seat of the old
Rocking chair
From the washer
To the dryer
To the flag pole where they hang
God bless my underwear
My only pair.


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Alpha Slua, USA

22 April 2015 at 8:02pm

Run your underwear up the flagpole

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angela mijares, Philippines

4 April 2015 at 5:33am

I love this song

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Ruthie, Gilbertsville

11 March 2015 at 11:40pm

I'm blessed to be a born again Christian. Grateful to be the daughter God chose and died for me. He has a wonderful sense of humor. You can replace Gods underwater to one of your kids name. My kids and laughed how their name was sung to this song. Let's not be judgmental. Have fun.

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pretty girl 107, New york city

13 November 2013 at 9:35pm


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Andromache, Belgium

14 March 2013 at 10:51pm

Hey, that is disrespectful to God! I totally agree, Kaimana!

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Dhaki, Bangladesh

6 October 2012 at 2:35pm


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Amber, United States

22 December 2011 at 4:48pm

It's a cute song but really strange. But then again Bob from Veggie Tales could do it.

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Genieboggs, Japan

21 December 2011 at 11:08pm


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12, Afghanistan

6 October 2011 at 11:27pm


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Tbaginnn, Afghanistan

14 September 2011 at 6:28pm

i like to play with fag poles ^__^

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Miley, United States

23 May 2011 at 6:33pm

OMG! FAG POLE! HAHAHAHA! It's an error on the 2nd one.

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Hflwuygfuwe, Bolivia, Plurinational State Of

11 May 2011 at 2:57am


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Lisa, Switzerland

11 May 2011 at 2:32am

cool good for halloween ! i performed a play about that at leen land elementary!

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Kaimana, United States Minor Outlying Islands

7 April 2011 at 2:29am

This is just disrespectful to God!

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Anitka, Poland

23 February 2011 at 2:03am

This is so funny im telling you hahahhaa hehehehhee omg if only evryone in the world woud see this yo

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Isa, United States

16 December 2010 at 9:18pm

Ha ha!

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Kayla, New Jersey

12 June 2010 at 9:00pm

God bless my underwear...that is so cool! I love it!

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Sue, Albany, California

29 May 2010 at 10:38pm

A slight variation on the second variation: From the washer To the dryer To the clothesline, Back to me

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Crystal, Pico Rivera

25 May 2010 at 1:27am

i luv this song i sing this in the shower

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Abby, Wa Usa

19 April 2010 at 10:02pm

Really clever and funny!

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