Comet (Advertising Jingle Parody)

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It smells like gas-o-line.

It tastes like Vas-o-line.


It makes you vomit.

So buy some Comet, and vomit, today!

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Information About Comet (Advertising Jingle Parody)

Sung to tune of "Colonel Bogey March" by Alford, also features in the movie "Bridge on the River Kwai".

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Some more lines about Comet

It makes your teeth turn green.

It tastes like gas-o-line.

It makes you vomit.

So try some comet
And vomit today.


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Felix, USA

7 November 2016 at 5:13am

I know a version of this was published in Mad magazine in the 70's. I was told it was the original "Comet" lyric to this tune. I believe that is the origin of this.

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paizley, United States

11 July 2016 at 12:08pm

Comet It makes your face turn green Comet It tastes Listerine Comet It makes you vomit So get some Comet And vomit today!

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Aeserena, The webs

9 February 2016 at 7:08am

Our version was "Comet - it makes your bathroom bright! Comet - it even glows at night! Comet - will make you vomit! So get some Comet and vomit today!

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Lisa, United States

1 August 2015 at 10:27pm

What is the real song?

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Daiyu Hurst, Indiana

16 January 2015 at 3:39pm

Comet, it makes your teeth turn green, Comet, it killed a boy named Gene. etc.

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Brian, Virginia, USA

18 September 2014 at 7:56pm

Comet, it makes your tongue turn green! Comet, it takes like gasoline! Come, will make you vomit, So try some comet, and vomit today! --- remembered from summer camp, Florida, late 80's. Along with "greasy grimy gopher guts."

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Claude, Australia

18 August 2014 at 7:23pm

The version I heard in school in Florida in 1971 was exactly like this: Comet! Will make your mouth turn green! Comet! Tastes like Listerine! Comet! Will make you Vomit! So get some Comet! And Vomit! Today!

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Dee, United States

25 June 2014 at 6:53pm

The original song: Comet, it makes your hair turn green! Comet, it taste like gasoline! Comet, it makes you vomit So get Comet & vomit today!

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AndroidDoctorr, Indianapolis, IN USA

23 June 2014 at 4:12pm

Who came up with this song? We have the Internet now, so surely whoever made it up has the ability to take credit for it now.

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Smithg233, USA

20 May 2014 at 6:44pm

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Abby, United States

20 February 2012 at 7:03pm


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Amanda, United States

20 January 2011 at 2:57am

Comet! Makes your mouth turn green! Comet! Tastes like Listerene! Comet! Makes you vomit! So get your Comet & vomit, today!

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Joe, Watertown Ma, Usa

7 January 2010 at 11:43pm

Comet --- it makes your mouth so clean! Comet --- it tastes like gasoline! Comet Will make you vomit So get your Comet And vomit Today!

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Cassady, Chico

27 February 2009 at 2:16am

I herd this song at 4h camp. Its FUNNY!

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