Dare To Be Stupid


Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite.

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch.

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan.

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid.

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid.

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip.

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go.

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer.

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid.

It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid.

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do.

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid.

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Isabelle, Antarctica

22 February 2012 at 8:21pm

lol, Chewing gum

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Penny, United States

18 May 2011 at 4:20am

this is very cute

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Isa, Zimbabwe

28 November 2010 at 8:03pm

I like this but doesn`t make sence! :)

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Niamh, Holmes Chapel, England

19 September 2010 at 3:37pm

This song sounds like a song for me and my friends to sing!

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Arial, Wilmington Nc

2 May 2010 at 10:41pm

Wow um... I dont know what to say

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Dominique, Largo

5 April 2010 at 1:42pm

weird al

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Amanda, Library

28 March 2010 at 4:46pm

weird boring and childish.

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Alnari, Antarctica

26 December 2009 at 11:13pm

Go, "Weird Al" !

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Muffin, United States

22 October 2009 at 1:50am

Didn't 'Weird Al' sing this? I love that song.

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Jennifer, Florida By Way Of Arkansas And Michigan!

16 October 2009 at 2:19pm

you really ought to add that this song is by Weird Al Yankovic and give a link to his site.

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Maisy, Nowhere That Youre Gonna Find Out

13 July 2009 at 10:28pm

I think it should put music in cause i couldn't get the tune. But other than that it was prettyy weird

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