Diarrhea Song
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Diarrhea Song Lyrics
I'm standing at the plate but I'm not feeling great
Diarrhea (make a fart sound twice (aka FS2))
Diarrhea FS2
I'm running around first with my pants about to
burst
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
I'm running by second but don't think I'm gonna
make it
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
I'm running by third with a two foot long turd
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
I'm sliding into home and my pants are full of foam
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
Some people think its gross but its really good on
toast
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
Some people think its great but I'd rather have a
steak
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
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User Comments Diarrhea Song (65)
By Jutin from Caolinas on 16 May 2009
I am turning 30 soon, but i remember this song so well. It is so funny to see or hear.
By Jada from London on 22 May 2009
hey ive got one diarrhea song here it is.... it comes out your bum like a bullet of a gun diarrhea, diarrhea your mum wasnt in so you did it in the bin diarrhea, diarrhea. lol dese songs are jokes blad lol im only 10
By Ryan from Ga. on 4 June 2009
when rideing in your Chevy and you feel something heavy, Diarrhea, Dirrhea
By Casey from Billingham on 25 June 2009
i have a great 1 ... When you think your friends are joking but your pants are brown and soaking diarrhea ,, diarrhea :P
By Groady Jody from Cincinnati, Usa on 10 July 2009
you may think its funny, but is nice hot and runny, diarrhea, diarrhea when you think you smell rotten egg, but it running down your leg, diarrhea, diarrhea
By Sinima Beats from Nyc on 23 July 2009
When you're climbing up a latter and you hear something splatter Diarrhea, Diarrhea
By Loopy Lou from Norwich, Norfolk on 28 July 2009
When it your wipeing your bum and it treacles down your thumb, diarrhea, diarrhea, when you jump in a bush and it comes out like a woosh, diarrhea, diarrhea :-) lol
By Jasmine from Georgia on 2 August 2009
I got 1 when you're walking up the ladder and you just felt somethin spatter its diarrhea I guaruntee ya
By Charlie from Brooklyn New York on 7 August 2009
When you're sitting in a kitchen and your butt starts itching,diarrhea, diarrhea. When you,re going up a latter and you feel something splatter diarrhea, diarrhea
By Celiy from California on 11 August 2009
Lol my mom used to sing something like this to me when I had an upset stomach, just to make me laugh. :( It was different then this one though... diarrhea ugh ugh diarrhea ugh ugh people think its really funny, But it not! Its really runny! diarrhea ugh ugh
By Annelise from Narangba In Aus on 15 September 2009
i got one, when your walkin up the ladder and you feel something splatter diarea , diarea
By Hannah from Thornton Co. on 11 October 2009
EWWWW! This is GROSS! It makes wanna stand near the BATHROOM! BLAAAA! Who ever wrote this is a WIERDO!
By Bob from Dunedin, New Zealand on 5 November 2009
when your running through the bush with your pants full of mush diarrhea diarrhea
By Ash from Us on 15 December 2009
When your sitting on the john and the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand..be a dork, use a fork. (or be a girl, use a squirrel, but that ones wierd. lol)
By Blair from Portland on 6 January 2010
when your laughing really hard and you pants fill full of lard....diarrhea
By Synn from Thunder Bay On Canada on 11 February 2010
When its running down your leg like a piece of scrambled egg diarrhea diarrhea
By Dustin from Denham Springs on 3 March 2010
when your eating some beans and i come out green
By Ryan from Canada on 13 March 2010
When you're walking down town and your pants turn brown!
By Matt from San Ramon on 30 March 2010
when you're playing with your junk and your ass starts blowing chunks diarrhea diarrhea
By Gabby Rolon from Brisbane Australia on 31 March 2010
When you're running in a race and it's flicking in your face Diarrhea, Diarrhea
By Person from Chicago Il on 8 April 2010
When you look down at the ground and its turning green and brown diarrhea... diarrhea...
By Beth from Uk on 20 April 2010
well this is a funy song but dundun duhhh i dont under stan dit lol i do really
By Bob from Tokyo Japan on 28 May 2010
your walking down the road when your pants explode diarrhea diarrhea
By Gary L from Phoenix Usa on 9 June 2010
No pain, no strain. Just sit and let it drain. diarrhea diarrhea. Toilet paper is no use when you're flowin like a goose. diarrhea.
By Oliver from Michigan on 22 August 2010
when your laying on the bed, and your face starts turnin' red diarrhea diarrhea...!
By Marilyn from Missouri on 26 August 2010
When your going down the slide and feel a juicy glide. Diarrhea Diarrhea
By Simon from So Cal on 15 September 2010
(Ideas I got watching YouTube videos) When you're doing the weather live on the news, and your bowels are feeling a little loose, diarrhea diarrhea. When you got your opponent on the ground, and your gi shows some brown, diarrhea diarrhea.
By Harneet from United States on 6 November 2010
Eww! So N A S T Y buht funny at the same time =D
By Taryn from United States on 19 November 2010
that is so weird u guys are soooo funny but also weird
By Christina from United States on 8 December 2010
When you're going down the hall and ya hear something fall... When youre driving in your chevy and ya feel something heavy...
By Kevin from United States on 9 December 2010
Some people think its funny but it's really brown and runny Diarrhea Diarrhea
By Donda from United States on 18 December 2010
when your butthole's really sore and the soup begins to pour Diarrhea Diarrhea
By Olivia from Canada on 3 February 2011
When your sittin in a chair and u smell somethin rare
By Lexa from United States on 20 February 2011
When you are walking down the road and your pants explode, dirreah, dirreah. Where climbing a ladder and you feel something splatter, dirreah, dirreah. When you are sitting in your chevy and you feel something heavy, dirreah, dirreah. Mama mia, Papa pia, the baby has got dirreah! Dirreah, dirreah, some people thing it's funny, but no, it's green and runny!
By Yomermaid from United States on 20 February 2011
I Laughed soooo hard reading these comments that my family downstairs wanted to know what's going on...:) Brought back lots of memories...I'm gonna be a grandma so I was looking up songs. Guess I'll have to wait to sing this one..At least till baby's about 3 or 4! Ha!
By Vik from Greece on 28 February 2011
when ur walking down the street and your legs turn green its diahorea
By Jordan Dorr from United States on 3 March 2011
Ewww! it's gross but funny=D When your walking down the hall and you feel something crawl... diarrhea!
By Jordan from United States on 3 March 2011
i'm so freakin happy! I know that doesn't make sence but... I'm happy! but cuz of da songs
By Jordan from United States on 3 March 2011
when your sittin on the john and it feels oh so wrong!
By Jordan Dorr from United States on 3 March 2011
When ur sittin there cryin you know its not dryin! When your flyin in the jet and you feel something wet!
By Babygirlz from Fiji on 9 March 2011
ok i got a coule,,, when yuur climin' up a laddar and yhu h3ar a juicy splatter diaherrea bom bom diaherrea bom bom,,, when yuur sittin' in @ chair Nd you have NO underwear diaherrea bom bom diaherrea bom bom :] meh Nd dee cuzee made theez 1`s up :]
By Justin from Canada on 31 March 2011
When start to beg and pray and your butt begins to spray diaherra diaherra
By James from Aland Islands ! Åland Islands on 31 March 2011
I have this friend that cant have gulten so everyone calls her gulten they made up this joke when your standing standing next to Gulten and you start to make a poopin' diahera diarea
By Michelle from United States on 29 June 2011
When you're laying in BED & you feel something SPREAD... When you're sliding into FIRST & you feel something BURST....
By Steve from United States on 17 July 2011
Some people think it's funny, but it's really rough and runny. O.M.G. I just had a second grade flash back.
By James from United States on 10 September 2011
When you're swimming in the pool and feel something cool...when you're working in the attic and you hear something static...
By Luke from United Kingdom on 3 October 2011
man they are all cool but here is one I went to my nan and my nickers went BANG diarrhea diarrhea
By Biggibooh from Colombia on 8 October 2011
when your smelling a rose and its dripping to your toes diarreah diarreah when ur eating spagetti and you taste something chunky and sweaty
By Booshee from Egypt on 8 October 2011
When your watching bob the builder an your feeling something slither.LOL your comments made me pee my pants i was laughing so hard at ash's comment!
By Steffen from United States on 4 November 2011
when you in class and you need a pass.... diarreah diarreah
By Andrew from United States on 12 November 2011
A diarrhea song that was stated earlier but words will be changed- People think its funny but its nice and runny Diarrhea FS2 Diarrhea FS2 Diarrhea Diarrhea Diarrhea FS3
By Bre from United States on 5 December 2011
You got to spend the day with Santa's elves, and now they'll never be quite themselves... diarreah, diarreah! You got to ride in Santa's sleigh, and now his cleaning bills you'll pay! diarreah, diarreah!
By Katie&linzi from United Kingdom on 11 January 2012
when your running in a race and it splatters in your face diarrhea, diarrhea
By Jojo from United States on 14 February 2012
When you're walking down the hall and ya hear something fall, diarrhea, diarrhea
By Britt from United States on 4 April 2012
You thought it was soup but it's really liquid poop diarrhea diarrhea
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By Kristin Katherine Kline from Enterprise on 15 May 2009
Hi this song is funning and gross. The parents will say baby do not read that song.