Diarrhea Song
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Song Lyrics & Words
I'm standing at the plate but I'm not feeling great
Diarrhea (make a fart sound twice (aka FS2))
Diarrhea FS2
I'm running around first with my pants about to
burst
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
I'm running by second but don't think I'm gonna
make it
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
I'm running by third with a two foot long turd
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
I'm sliding into home and my pants are full of foam
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
Some people think its gross but its really good on
toast
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
Some people think its great but I'd rather have a
steak
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
Comments (36)
By Kristin Katherine Kline in Enterprise on 15 May 2009
Hi this song is funning and gross. The parents will say baby do not read that song.
By Jutin in Caolinas on 16 May 2009
I am turning 30 soon, but i remember this song so well. It is so funny to see or hear.
By Jada in London on 22 May 2009
hey ive got one diarrhea song here it is.... it comes out your bum like a bullet of a gun diarrhea, diarrhea your mum wasnt in so you did it in the bin diarrhea, diarrhea. lol dese songs are jokes blad lol im only 10
By Ryan in Ga. on 4 June 2009
when rideing in your Chevy and you feel something heavy, Diarrhea, Dirrhea
By Casey in Billingham on 25 June 2009
i have a great 1 ... When you think your friends are joking but your pants are brown and soaking diarrhea ,, diarrhea :P
By Groady Jody in Cincinnati, Usa on 10 July 2009
you may think its funny, but is nice hot and runny, diarrhea, diarrhea when you think you smell rotten egg, but it running down your leg, diarrhea, diarrhea
By Sinima Beats in Nyc on 23 July 2009
When you're climbing up a latter and you hear something splatter Diarrhea, Diarrhea
By Sinima Beats in Nyc on 23 July 2009
Correction *ladder
By Loopy Lou in Norwich, Norfolk on 28 July 2009
When it your wipeing your bum and it treacles down your thumb, diarrhea, diarrhea, when you jump in a bush and it comes out like a woosh, diarrhea, diarrhea :-) lol
By Jasmine in Georgia on 2 August 2009
I got 1 when you're walking up the ladder and you just felt somethin spatter its diarrhea I guaruntee ya
By Charlie in Brooklyn New York on 7 August 2009
When you're sitting in a kitchen and your butt starts itching,diarrhea, diarrhea. When you,re going up a latter and you feel something splatter diarrhea, diarrhea
By Celiy in California on 11 August 2009
Lol my mom used to sing something like this to me when I had an upset stomach, just to make me laugh. :( It was different then this one though... diarrhea ugh ugh diarrhea ugh ugh people think its really funny, But it not! Its really runny! diarrhea ugh ugh
By Annelise in Narangba In Aus on 15 September 2009
i got one, when your walkin up the ladder and you feel something splatter diarea , diarea
By Chrissie in Sherborne, Uk on 23 September 2009
...I hid behind a bush, and it came out with a whoosh....diarrhea,,diarrhea,,!
By Beth in England on 29 September 2009
sittin on the grass and its drippin out ur ass diarreah diareah rushin to the loo because you really need a poo diarreah diarreah
By Hannah in Thornton Co. on 11 October 2009
EWWWW! This is GROSS! It makes wanna stand near the BATHROOM! BLAAAA! Who ever wrote this is a WIERDO!
By Bob in Dunedin, New Zealand on 5 November 2009
when your running through the bush with your pants full of mush diarrhea diarrhea
By Ash in Us on 15 December 2009
When your sitting on the john and the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand..be a dork, use a fork. (or be a girl, use a squirrel, but that ones wierd. lol)
By Blair in Portland on 6 January 2010
when your laughing really hard and you pants fill full of lard....diarrhea
By Synn in Thunder Bay On Canada on 11 February 2010
When its running down your leg like a piece of scrambled egg diarrhea diarrhea
By Dustin in Denham Springs on 3 March 2010
when your eating some beans and i come out green
By Ryan in Canada on 13 March 2010
When you're walking down town and your pants turn brown!
By Matt in San Ramon on 30 March 2010
when you're playing with your junk and your ass starts blowing chunks diarrhea diarrhea
By Gabby Rolon in Brisbane Australia on 31 March 2010
When you're running in a race and it's flicking in your face Diarrhea, Diarrhea
By Person in Chicago Il on 8 April 2010
When you look down at the ground and its turning green and brown diarrhea... diarrhea...
By Beth in Uk on 20 April 2010
well this is a funy song but dundun duhhh i dont under stan dit lol i do really
By Shayla in Brisbane on 4 May 2010
I think it is really funny but people really need to stop copyiing other peoples stuff and just changing it by adding some comas or three fullstops or something it is really stupid!
By Tiayna in Australia on 18 May 2010
When your anus feels funny but no where near a dunny, diareah diareah!
By Bob in Tokyo Japan on 28 May 2010
your walking down the road when your pants explode diarrhea diarrhea
By Gary L in Phoenix Usa on 9 June 2010
No pain, no strain. Just sit and let it drain. diarrhea diarrhea. Toilet paper is no use when you're flowin like a goose. diarrhea.
By Kelly in California on 9 June 2010
When your walking down the hall and you feel something fall Diarrhea Diarrhea When your shooting some hoops and you feel the poops Diarrhea Diarrhea When your clapping your hand and you feel it in your pants Diarrhea Diarrhea
By Jodie in New York, America on 23 June 2010
yo
By Bolb in Uk on 16 July 2010
when your swimming in a river and feel something shiver Diarrhea DiarrheaWhen your walking down the hall and you feel something fall Diarrhea Diarrhea When your shooting some hoops and you feel the poops Diarrhea Diarrhea When your clapping your hand and you feel it in your pants Diarrhea Diarrhea
By Oliver in Michigan on 22 August 2010
when your laying on the bed, and your face starts turnin' red diarrhea diarrhea...!
By Marilyn in Missouri on 26 August 2010
When your going down the slide and feel a juicy glide. Diarrhea Diarrhea
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By Bob in Tulsa on 30 April 2009
When you're quarantined for swine flu cause you couldn't contain your poo poo... Diarrhea, diarrhea.