Fat And Skinny


Fat and skinny had a race
up and down a pillow case.

Fat fell down and broke his face
And that's how skinny won the race.

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Linda Savage, Crete, Greece

27 February 2017 at 11:11am

Fatty and Skinny went up to the moon...Fatty let a fart off and blew Skinny doon!

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talika, cairns

26 October 2016 at 12:35am

fatty and skinny had a fight.fat fell down the dunny pipe.skinny pulled yhe chain and out came fat in a chocolate aeroplane

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Talika, Cairns

26 October 2016 at 12:28am

fatty and skinny climbed up a pole skinny looked up and saw fatty's big hole

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Gloryanna, cairns

26 October 2016 at 12:24am

fatty and skinny went to sydney fatty came back with a broken kidney

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Harry, United Kingdom

6 August 2016 at 7:12pm

Fat and skinny were having a fight skinny got angry and pulled down fats trousers and had a fright

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Deeznuts, United States

20 July 2016 at 12:56am

I'm am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van when I ring the bell they all run like hell

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Nelda, Dominican Republic

18 July 2016 at 7:39am

Great aritcle, thank you again for writing.

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My name is Jeff!!, New Zealand

1 June 2016 at 5:12am

Wow I love these jokes I've known these since I was young

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imo, Australia

9 April 2016 at 7:19am


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Imo, Australia

9 April 2016 at 7:17am

these jokes are lame

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Cauleen, United States

6 February 2016 at 4:24pm

Fat and Skinny got into a fight they both punched out each other's light.

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Elliott, United States

30 December 2015 at 12:55pm

Fat and skinny went to bed. Fat rolled over skinny's head. Skinny went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Go to bed and eat cornbread!"

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HINKLY, Canada

4 December 2015 at 3:53am

Fatty and skinny was sitting on the couch. Fatty Fatty Gave Me Backhander , and skinny said ouch

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My Name's Jeff, In Ya Mum

28 November 2015 at 5:08am

Fat and skinny went in the garden Fat farted and skinny said "pardon"

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Neil, United Kingdom

14 November 2015 at 3:18pm

Fatty and Skinny was in the bath, Fatty blew off and Skinny laughed

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Coffee, United Kingdom

11 October 2015 at 1:58am

Fatty and skinny went to bed when fatty rolled over skinny was dead -I read that in a book

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amy, United States

13 August 2015 at 2:27am

some of them r funny

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Sally, United States

13 August 2015 at 1:15am

Fatty ate a pizza then he died skinny ate a person and got fat

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Celeste, United States

18 July 2015 at 5:00am

Fatty and skinny went to the zoo Fatty got lost in the elephant poo Skinny went home to tell his mum But all he got was a smack on his bum

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Alex, Canada

12 July 2015 at 1:10am

Nice jokes but...they all are wrong

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