From the Top of the Swing Set
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From the top of the swing-set,
all surrounded by sand,
I shot my old teacher,
with a green rubber band.
I shot her with pleasure,
I shot her with pride.
I couldn't have missed her,
She's forty feet wide.
I went to her funeral,
I went to her grave,
Some people threw flowers,
I threw hand grenades.
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From the Top of the Swing Set Alternative Lyrics
I looked in her colfin,
She wosent quite ded,
So i took a basooka,
And blew of her head,
User Comments From the Top of the Swing Set (10)
By Cricket from United States on 5 November 2010
This should be removed from this website for children's songs. Don't you think that there have been enough shootings at our schools? This only promotes more violence. What on earth were you thinking when you placed this on a web site of childrens songs?!
By Jessie from United States on 1 February 2011
this is funny i like it! *thumbs up*
By Noura from Australia on 5 March 2011
ok im studying early childhood teaching and this no way should be on this website I came on here to look at songs I can teach the children and was very disappointed to see this song I think u should have a better choice in what goes on this website this song promotes violence and saying to the children its ok to shoot your teacher and with pride and pleasure!
By Madmad1114 from United States on 7 April 2011
this is a good song and i love it and all but i agree with the others it is kinda a bad song and it does teach vilonce
By Abs from United States on 3 May 2011
i like this song and think that its ok because the warning at the top says that it might be offensive to some children and to ask parents or gardians first. it also has a message for grownups at the bottom. my parent like the song too.
By Sharon from Canada on 20 May 2011
LOL come on people,, it's an old song made up a long time ago when people were way more tolerant of others than they are now. I am sure little kids in kindergarten are not singing this song, and I know that I loved it when I was in grade 5. I also loved my grade 5 teacher, she taught it to us! Get over it. Maybe if we start teaching our kids that funny songs are not a guideline for "how to kill your teacher" we can start seeing the humor in things again. Leave it up, it's a kids song for kids with responsible parents.
By Kaylie from Australia on 29 June 2011
i honestly don't think this should be taught to kids because a kid i know sang this song and now he goes around beating up metally retarded kids
By Daddy ! from United States on 30 November 2012
all of YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERALS get a LIFE ! its just a GOOFY song ! IF you TEACH your children the RIGHT WAY, & whip there ASS, when they DESERVE it they LEARN respect and you have NO GUN VIOLENCE ! my Children all GREW up knowing what would happen if they laid a HAND on a weapon without DADS permission ! SPARE THE rod , SPOIL THE child ! LIBERALS ! you are STRANGLING this COUNTRIES YOUTH ! MAN UP ! I got my ASS whipped when I was a child ! yes it HURT !, but I LEARNED not to do that again !
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By Bridget from Lake Charles, La on 16 June 2009
This song is sang to the tune of "On Top of Old Smokey." Why isn't that info given?