Great Green Gobs
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Song Lyrics & Words
Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
Mutiliated monkey meat,
Chopped up birdie feet!
French fried eyeballs mixed in with baby mush,
I for-got my spoon!
So I'll use a straw...
Alternative Lyrics & Words
Slightly different lyrics in this version
Gross green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little birdies bloody feet
French friend eyeballs rolling down the street
Oops i forgot my utensils
Another disgusting version!
Big fat gobs
of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
evaporated turkey feet
one full quart of all purpose puss
floating in pink lemonade and me without a spoon
A horrid ending!
Mutalated monkey meat,
Camel snot and stinky feet
So they gave me a scab sandwich
with puss on top.
Yuck!
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.
Mutilated monkey meat.
Chopped up baby parakeet.
French-fried eyeballs rolling down a muddy street.
That's what we eat at school.
Disgusting lyrics sung to one of our users by their Dad!
Great big globs of greasy grimey gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
dirty little birdies' feet
great big eyeballs rolling down the muddy street
and I forgot my spoon.
But I had my straw, so I ate it all!
One more!
Great big gobs or greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
hairy little piggy's feet
all served up with vegetated vulture's vomit
and eaten without a spoon
Another One You Might Enjoy
Great big globs of greasy, grimey, gopher guts
Mutilated, monkey's meat
Little birdies, turdy, feet
All washed up in allegators purple pee
You forgot your spoon!
Snails sandwiches, pus on top
Elephant vomit, monkey snot
Cows eyeballs dipped in glue
Eat it (insert name), it's good for you!
A Shorter Version
Boys are made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
Marinated monkey meat,
French fried parakeet,
All that gooey stuff walking down the
Country street wish I had a spoon.
They keep on coming...
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Little dirty birdy feet
Marinated monkey meat
One quart jar of all-purpose porpoise pus
And I forgot my spooo --oo--on
Information About This Song
This song is the most requested song at Bussongs!
You all have written in with hundreds of versions.
Almost all begin with "Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,"
(although one person wrote in that it was "18 pounds")
From there the variations on ingredients are endless:
It could have "little bloody birdies feet" or "chopped up parakeet" or "tiny pickeled piggy's feet"
It may have eyeballs "simmered in a pot of blood" or "floating in all-purpose porpoise puss" or "dipped in kerosene."
Or there may be no eyeballs at all - instead everything gets wrapped up in aligator guts!
And our favorite variation for the end is:
"And that's what they served for lunch - without a spoon!"
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Comments (35)
By Jennis in Suffern, Ny Usa on 8 January 2009
I used to say ! Green big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts! Mutilated monkey meat! Little birdies chopped up feet! French friend eyeballs dipped in a bowl of blood! And I forgot my spoon! (Spoken with emphasis) So I'll use a straw!
By Pam in Virginia Beach, Usa on 31 January 2009
! I remember it like this:! Great big gobs of Greasy, grimy gopher guts! marmela0ded monkey butts! little dirty birdy feet! and I forgot my spoon. !
By Sue in Harbor,oregon on 7 February 2009
! Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! Mutilated monkeys meat! Prehistoric birdies feet! Pink and purple polka dotted pelicans puke! And I'm without a spoon. !
By Sam in Grand Prarie Tx on 7 March 2009
I love the song! Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, hibernated birdy butts, all on a plate for a dollar ninty-eight at Old Mama Gee's Saloon!
By Justme in Baltimore, Maryland on 12 March 2009
My brothers boy scout troop used to sing this but they ended theirs with "and I forgot my spoon; oh shucks!"
By Ludwig in Argentina on 18 March 2009
I'VE DIED OF LOVE... I'm crying... (L)
By Becky in Punxsy, Usa on 24 March 2009
! gobs and gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! einy meiny birdy feet ! chopped up liver meat! camels blood with flies on the side of it ! eat without my spoon ! ! scab sandwiches with pus on top! monkeys vomit and camels snot! put it all together and what do you got? ! ! a hot snot sunday with a booger on top. !
By Jeff in Montville Usa on 20 April 2009
! Great green globs of greasy grimy gophers guts! mutilated monkey's meat! concentrated birdies feet! five pound bags of all purpose porpoise puss ! floating in pink lemonade! (deep voice) with an eyeball on top !
By Noelle in Glendale, Az on 24 April 2009
! The version I grew up with was: ! ! Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! Mutilated Monkey Meat! Petrified Porpus Puss ! ! Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts and me without my spoon! ! ! and me without my spoon...Yum Yum! and me without my spoon...Yum Yum ! ! Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts and me without my spoon...Oh Darn! !
By Lucy in Florida on 28 April 2009
! Boys are made of greasy grimy gopher guts! Mutilated monkey meat! Dirty dirty birdie feet! French fried eyeballs floating in a pool of blood! That's what boys are made of. !
By Mary in Maricopa Az on 6 May 2009
! great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! pukilated monkey meat! little birdies dirty feet! a great big eyeball rollin' down a dusty street! and I forgot my spoon! !
By Mollie in Uk on 21 May 2009
thou best poem EVER i would love to eat. all that then.......life would be good!
By Scott in Layton Ut on 25 June 2009
great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey butts, little dirty birdy feet, french fried eyeballs frying in a frying pan, but i forgot my spoon, so give me a sandwich with four quarts of all purpose porpoise pus ,monkey vomit and camel snot ,fresh brewed eyeballs dipped in goo, eat it (insert name here) it's good for you!
By Noelia in Bronx, Ny on 10 July 2009
my version was...great big globs of ooey gooey gopher guts, slimy limey monkey meat, little birdies bloody feet. Great big globs of poison ivy and that what we had for lunch, Now for Dinner..scab sandwiches with pus on top, monkey vomit and camel snot, eagle eyes all drenched in blood and for dessert, we had some mud with bananas on top...Slurp. LOL, sweet lord, I can't believe I remembered this. I'm gonna teach it to my son.
By Cara in Costa Mesa, Ca on 30 August 2009
Great big globs of greasy grimmy gopher guts dirty turdy birdy feet marmaladed monkey meet all floating in a pool of blood and me without my spoon...
By Jade in France on 18 September 2009
The version I grew up with was Great green globs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey feet, little birdies dirty feet, grean globs of greasy grimey gopher guts and me without my spoon.
By Ann in Somewhere Over The Rainbow on 28 September 2009
we sang it like this: great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,mutilated monkey meat, little dirty birdy feet, french fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood, oops i forgot my spoon, yum yum yum
By Jennifer in Florida By Way Of Arkansas And Michigan! on 16 October 2009
mine was.... Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts little dirty birdy feet mama made some monkey meat french fried eyeballs floating in a pool of blood and you without a spoon!
By Ang in Camden, Tn on 18 October 2009
My dad taught me: Great green gobs of mushy gushy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, little dirty birdies feet to eat. and i don't have a spoon.
By Liz in New York on 24 October 2009
18 eye balls rolling up and down the street mutiliated monkey meat chopped up baby parokeet 18 eye bals rolling up and down the street and I forgot my spoon . . . I'll use a straw.
By Sarah in Us on 10 November 2009
thats not how it goes, it goes like this :"greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, horses eyes and piggy feat, vulture vomit hanging from a tree and me without a spoon but I got a straw!" thats how you do it
By Allison in Cincinnati Usa on 16 November 2009
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, little dirty birdy feet, french fried eyeballs simmer in a pot of blood. I'll eat without a spoon. I found a straw!
By Felicia in Baltimore, Md on 19 November 2009
Here's our version growing up. My poor nieces and nephews think it's gross but laugh like there's no tomorrow! Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts Insulated chicken feet Tutti Fruitti Monkey Meat Great big gobs of Poison Ivyed donkey meat... That's what we had for Lunch! And for Dinner, Scab sandwich with puss on top Monkey vomit and camel snot Eagle eyeballs, dressed in blood And for dessert we had some mud! Dun-dun-de-dun-dun, On Rocks!
By Desi in Grand Forks, Usa on 23 November 2009
When we were taught this song it was "Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, french fried parakeet, luke warm vomit running down the avenue, oops I forgot my spoon."
By Aundria in Usa on 28 November 2009
great green gobs of greasy grimmy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat.. dirty little birdy feet... french fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood, and i forgot my spoon.. so they gave me a scab sandwich mustard on top.. all these things and camel snot.. mixed together in a great big pot .. and i still forgot my spoon but i had my straw.
By Sam in Grand Praire, Tx on 5 December 2009
I heard it this way, "Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, hibernated birdie butts, all on a plate for a dollar ninety-eight at Old Mama Gee's Saloon."
By Sydney in Alexandria Usa on 11 December 2009
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, chopped up monkey meat, mutilated birdy feet, french fried eyeballs rollin' in a pool of blood, now aint that a tasty dish. (shout) What's for lunch! Crab sandwiches with puss on top, monkeys vomit and camel snot. Put it all together and whadda ya got. Breakfast lunch and dinner at your nearest hot shop. But that's not all....and (insert name) ________'s brains! You've gotta say that last bit sort of like a ghost. :]
By Ruthie in Grove Usa on 21 December 2009
I would like to know the origin of this ditty. My kids were singing it fifty years ago.
By Victoria in Pensacola, Usa on 24 December 2009
Struggling to remember the middle, but remembered beginning with "Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher meat", but the ending was priceless: I FORGOT MY SPOON, BUT I BROUGHT A PIECE OF BREAD!
By Jennifer in Fort Valley, Ga, Usa on 24 December 2009
When I was growing up we learned this version "Great green gobs of ooy gooey gopher guts mutilated money feet. Chopped up dirty birdie meat. Great green eye balls floating down the Delaware, me without a spoon but I have a straw." then you burp. The burp makes it sound grosser.
By Kristen Butt in Paradise Canada on 26 January 2010
my mom said it goes like this... Great Green Globs of greasy grimmy gofer guts mutalated monkeys meat little birdy's dirty feet one pint jar of all purpose porpoise puss floating in pink lemonade.... i forgot my spoon but i brought my straw...sssssslllllluuuurrrpppp bbbbbllllaaahhh
By Kennith in Bountiful, Utah on 3 February 2010
Some legends never die, They just get better with age.
By Tinya in Usa on 18 February 2010
Three big globs of mushy gushy gopher guts, marinated money meat, concentrated chicken feet, all wrapped up in purple puss snot, now doesnt that sound delicious. I forgot my spoon so we will have scab sandwiches with puss on top multilated camel snot, would you like some slugs on top.. now doesnt hat sound delicious.
By Jane in New England, Ma. on 27 February 2010
We sang it this way: Great big globs of greasy, grimie gofer guts Mutilated Monkey meat, Dirty little birdies feet, All put together with all purpose porpoise punch, that's what I had for lunch...... (and then we dragged out this part ) With out a spoon
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By Laine in Saginaw, Usa on 14 December 2008
In the 90's we grew up with this version of the song, I just figured I'd add it since I can't find this particular way of singing it anywhere online. Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Chopped up parakeet Dirty little monkeys feet French fried eye balls swimming in a pool of blood Eat 'em on the moon with a spoon yum, yum! But I have a STRAAAAWWWWWWW! My kiddos get a kick out of singing this song with me and think it's silly and, as my four year old puts it, "discustin". They both have a great laugh over it :)