Here Comes the Bride (Wedding Song Parody)
Here Comes the Bride (Wedding Song Parody) Lyrics
Here comes the bride,
all dressed in white.
Stepped on a turtle,
and down came her girdle.
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Here Comes the Bride (Wedding Song Parody) Alternative Lyrics
Another very funny version
Stepped on a frog,
off came her bra!
Yet another silly version
Here Comes the bride,
all fat and wide.
Here comes the groom,
skinney as a broom.
One more silly version
Here comes the bride
fair, fat and wide,
slipped on a banana peel
and went for a ride
A really funny version!
Here comes the bride
All dressed in white
Where is the groom
In the toilet room
Where is the ring
In the toilet thing
Another Hilarious version!
Here comes the Bride
Where is the Groom
Down on Second Street
In a saloon.
Another Funny version!
Here comes the bride
Big fat and wide
See how she wobbles
From side to side.
Here comes the groom
Skinny as a room
He'd wobble too
If he had any room.
Another one to tickle you
Here comes the bride
All fat and wide
Steps into a taxi
falls out the other side.
Short Version
Here comes the bride
Short fat and wide
Lift up her girdle
And phew she is curdle
Additional line
here comes the usher,
The grand toliet flusher
Geographic twist:
Here comes the bride
All filled with pride
Tripped with a trance
I see London, I see France
Big and small couple
Here comes the bride
Big fat and wide
See how she wobbles
From side to side.
Here comes the groom
Skinny as a room
He'd wobble too
If he had any room.
Information About Here Comes the Bride (Wedding Song Parody)
Should be sung to traditional Here Comes the Bride tune.
German composer Richard Wagner wrote the melody. The name of this song is "Bridal Chorus" though in English-speaking countries it is more commonly known as "Here Comes the Bride" or the "Wedding March."
Although at most weddings the chorus is usually played without words, there are lyrics associated withe original German version of the song.
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User Comments Here Comes the Bride (Wedding Song Parody) (69)
By Bonnie from San Antonio, Tx on 14 November 2008
Here comes the bride, all fat and wide. Where is the groom? He's in his dressing room Why is he there? He's lost his underwear. Here comes the groom Skinney as a broom.
By Marie from California,florida on 6 December 2008
Stepped on a frog off fell her bra? thats something no one should sing at a wedding My friend knows that version and actually sang it-at a wedding!It was funny but she said ''stepped on a rock off fell her bra''-it wasnt true though
By Jasmine from Huntsville,tx on 31 December 2008
Here comes the bride all fat and wide her name is Clyde and she's reading t.V guide. where is the groom? Well he lost his fruit of the loom!
By Starykova from Ukraine on 3 January 2009
Here comes the bride,! Short fat and wide! Look how she's wambling from side to the side
By Jasmin&paloma from Huntsville on 12 January 2009
Here comes the bride all fat and wide, stepped on a frong and off came her bra! Where is the Groom? Hes in the bathroom because he ate to many prunes! Paloma and i sang that at a wedding!
By Poop from The Toilet on 19 February 2009
I like these versions better than the real one.
By Rank from Nowere on 20 February 2009
here comes the bride that cant help that shes wide and here comes the groom wrinkleyer then a prune!
By Kelly from Ny on 13 March 2009
Here Comes The bride all dressed in white,Her name is Clide who reads the t.v. guide! Here comes the groom,walking in the room, oops I just realised that he is a broom!
By Abbie from Trowbridge on 16 March 2009
i love the last funny vertion it is great
By Jay from Albany Australia on 26 March 2009
Here comes the bride, all fat and wide, COULDN'T FIT IN THE ENTRANCE AND HAD TO GO THROUGH THE SIDE!
By Abby from Delmar, Ny on 19 April 2009
Here comes the bride, very fat and wide. Where is the groom? In the dressing room? Why is he there? Because he lost his hair! Why did he lose his hair? He dropped his underwear! Embarrassing Moment: My friend sang this at a wedding and got tossed out! I mean "Dropped his underwear?" *Blush*. Hilarious, though!
By Sally Ashley from Cwmbran In Wales on 21 April 2009
There All Soo Really Funny! :D
By Kristi from Houston United States on 26 April 2009
Here comes the bride, all dressed in pink, open a window and let out the stink
By Abbie from Wasilla Alaska on 19 May 2009
here comes the bride, all fat and wide, here she comes rolling down that thin aslie, where is the groom, fat as a balloon, i guess he got stuck in a ice fishing hole! :)
By Katy from Wales on 16 September 2009
Ha Ha Ha! I can't wait to sing them at school! I've got an amazing voice! I have the BEST voice in the whole school! The teachers gave me 2000 points in our singing comp! I, (of course) came first! And now I'm voted the BEST in the whole of Wales! Can you belive it! xxxKatyxxx
By Jj from Falmouth United States on 26 September 2009
Here comes the bride short, fat and wide. Pull up her dress and see what's inside. Here comes the groom, skinny as a broom. Pick him up and sweep the whole room.
By Nick from England on 7 October 2009
Here Comes The Bride, All Dressed In White, White Shoes and Stockings, and Smelly Feet Inside
By Alice from England on 20 February 2010
No! Its actually: Here comes the bride, all fat and wide, couldn't fit through the church doors, so had to get married outside! doo dooo!
By Ewan from England on 21 February 2010
here comes the bride 50 inches wide couldnt get through the door so she had to stay outside
By Kristen from Ny Usa on 14 April 2010
This is to you Katy. Okay so you shouldn't be bragging that you have a great voice when I'm probably wayyy better than you. I'm one of (or THE) best singers in my grade. You're so selfish. Well, a better way to say it is FULL OF YOURSELF. BTW a LOT of horrible singers say they're amazing. XD
By Tyarna from Australia Sa on 20 April 2010
here comes the bride all nice light, then comes the groom all small and furry, fell on a banana peel and kicked the bride hahahahah My school`s FAV SONG hahahahahahahahahgahaha
By Natalie from Singapore on 23 April 2010
here comes the bride all dressed and wide. here comes the groom skinny as a broom. here comes the usher fat as blush'r.
By Kirsty from Gold Coast, Australia on 19 May 2010
Here comes the bride, all dressed in white Slipped on a banna peel and went for a slide Here comes the groom, all dressed in maroon Stood on an apple core and went for a zoom
By John from La, Usa on 22 May 2010
Here comes the bride, all fat and wide, slips on a banana skin and accidently died
By Emma from Sevierville on 15 June 2010
Heres one I made up: peed on her dress, boy what a mess!
By Vastarien from Phoenix Az, Usa on 22 June 2010
I heard it as : "Here comes the bride, where is the groom? He lost his underwear in the living room! Where did it land? In the bride's hand!"
By Noureen from Abu Dhabi on 9 August 2010
there is another 1 i heared frm my friend here comes the bride, all dressed in white where is the groom, hes in the bathroom why is he there, he lost his underware where is it, the briede is wearing it!
By Orlahn from Florida on 11 August 2010
LOL here comes the bride all fat and wide slip on a bananna and accidently died hahaha =D
By Allie from Mo on 11 September 2010
here comes the bride all fat and wide,here comes the groom skinny as a broom,here comes the usher the old toilet flusher...so funny
By Freeda from Melbourne Vic on 20 September 2010
Here comes the bride All dressed in white What does she wear? No underwear Where does she come from? From mexico What is her full name? I don't know.
By Monalyn from Philippines on 12 October 2010
here comes the bride three months inside,,,hahaha
By Isa from United States on 28 November 2010
Here comes the bride, who stepped on a frog, then off came her bra! Hil-ari-ous! :)!
By Ilg from Fiji on 16 December 2010
Why can`t the real one be at least a little amusing? Also, if a bride stepped on a frog she would scream and if her bra came off she would scream AND run away. Then the groom would knock on her bed room door and ask, " Are you OK, sweetheart?" She would answer, " NO! I HAVE TO CHANGE AND I FEEL GROSS!" So the broom left knowing he would be single in a few hours. That would be funny! :)!
By Alice from Eritrea on 17 December 2010
this is one i made up) here comes the bride what a disgusting site how could she show her self like the that in public (so funny hu alice
By Gia from Philippines on 23 December 2010
Here comes the bride, all fat and wide, ready to bite all the food served tonight; here comes the groom, all looking gloom, ready to fight for the food served tonight.
By Nelly from Aland Islands ! Åland Islands on 7 January 2011
I Dont think these are funny because its making fun of a girl on a day that will change her whole life from now till forever. And i dont care if you guys call me a dork with feelings, but im telling the truth. And someday a real wedding girl will get her fellings hurt from hearing these versions. Thats all im saying. So to me this is not funny. i hope some people at least understand me for this one reason.
By Nelly from Aland Islands ! Åland Islands on 7 January 2011
And for some people i am a dork with feelings cuz i do have a heart and belive in the truths of this world
By Not Laughing from Australia on 7 January 2011
Wow. How old are you people? Would anyone over the age of 4 seriously think any of these lyrics are funny?
By Flu-bird from United States on 12 January 2011
Here comes the bride big fat and wide,see how she wobbles her big backside,here comes the groom skinny as a broom see him trembling as he comes into the room
By Amber from United States on 20 February 2011
Here comes the bride, all fat and wide. But look at the groom, as skinny as a broom.
By C Both Sides from United States on 7 April 2011
I can see how it's funny to sing it at school but NOT funny to sing at wedding! I'm with those who don't want bride's feeling hurt but also with those who think these are funny, shame on you who sang it or is going to sing it at a wedding!
By Courtney from United States on 30 April 2011
This are AWFUL! Some of them don't even RHYME! It's so sad.....
By Colin from Ireland on 3 May 2011
Here comes the bride, with the brides maids on her sides, see who they play convoys around out side.
By Colin from United States on 3 May 2011
here comes the bride, crossing the line, if she had a green card she would not have to lie. here comes the groom selling pot to goons, he would cross the line if he wasn't paying time.
By Assoura Lisa from Australia on 11 June 2011
LOL ily i love this song it is so hilarios i cannot stop searching for songs on bussongs but good videos will come from kideos :) Assoura
By Jr from Afghanistan on 13 June 2011
How come some of the people who commented on this managed to pass the 'What is 4 plus 5' test? Doh!
By Amber from United States on 17 June 2011
To sing this at a wedding, oh, that would hurt the bride's feelings.
By Naru from United States on 2 August 2011
From the Opera: Treulich geführt ziehet dahin, wo euch der Segen der Liebe bewahr'! Translated into English means: Faithfully guided, draw near to where the blessing of love shall preserve you!
By Ruby Furby from United Kingdom on 28 August 2011
I know your having a laugh and i find these funny too sometimes but its quite rude and offensive to some people if a granmother brought her grandchild to her sisters wedding and the grandchild had seen these and started singing these it could ruin the whole wedding and you might call me a dork for saying this but when ur at your wedding you will remember this and understand me! I agree with nelly! say them but dont put them on a website for the whole world to see! keep the jokes but keep them to urself and ur friends coz not every1 bwants to see these things! xx
By Kai from Japan on 20 September 2011
This would be considered a huge disrespect. But hey, gotta have fun somewhere right? It would be a great inside joke but not something you say in a giant place filled with people and I'm pretty sure the wife and husband would smack the living daylights out of ya if they heard you. Now, I'm not some old prune that doesn't know how to take a joke... These are hularious xD ! 8{D <- My mustache agrees too. P.S - "What is 3 plus 1? A simple test to ensure you're a human." Hahaha.... I'm not human.
By Katy from United States on 6 October 2011
Here comes the bride, All dressed in white, Sweetly, serenly in the soft glowing light. Lovely to see, marching to thee, Sweet love united for eternity.
By Sarah from Canada on 2 November 2011
here comes the bride all dressed in pink, lift up her skirt and oh what a stink!
By Kimberley from Australia on 30 November 2011
rofl this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time... LOL. I've been feeling pretty down lately and this is just light-hearted fun in needed to cheer up, thanks everyone! I had a go at my own, it's not very good, but tell me what you think! Here comes the bride, she tripped and she cried The groom lautghed and picked her up and then she cheered right up.... LOL
By Mississippi from Congo, The Democratic Republic Of The on 21 December 2011
here comes the bride all wide & fell in the tide, the groom had a rump that looked like a lump or bump
By Mia from United States on 30 December 2011
here comes the bride, all fat and wide, couldnt get in the door so she got married outside! Ha ha!
By Magpieleaf. from United Kingdom on 20 January 2012
Btw Katie my bezzie is the most talented singer i have ever met. So just stop boasting on how good you are 'cause my friend is better. KK? Good. =l
By Sadie from United States on 24 February 2012
Some of them really didn't make sense, but i still liked them!
By Nino from Argentina on 12 April 2012
Here comes the bride all fat and wide. Here comes the groom high as hell on shrooms.
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By Ashley from Wichita, Usa on 10 November 2008
Here comes the bride all dressed and wide here comes the groom skinny as a broom!