Here Comes the Bride (Wedding Song Parody)

Alternative Lyrics & Words

Another very funny version

Stepped on a frog,
off came her bra!

Yet another silly version

Here Comes the bride,
all fat and wide.

Here comes the groom,
skinney as a broom.

One more silly version

Here comes the bride
fair, fat and wide,

slipped on a banana peel
and went for a ride

A really funny version!

Here comes the bride
All dressed in white
Where is the groom
In the toilet room
Where is the ring
In the toilet thing

Another Hilarious version!

Here comes the Bride
Where is the Groom
Down on Second Street
In a saloon.

Another Funny version!

Here comes the bride
Big fat and wide
See how she wobbles
From side to side.

Here comes the groom
Skinny as a room
He'd wobble too
If he had any room.

Another one to tickle you

Here comes the bride
All fat and wide
Steps into a taxi
falls out the other side.

Short Version

Here comes the bride
Short fat and wide
Lift up her girdle
And phew she is curdle

Additional line

here comes the usher,
The grand toliet flusher

Geographic twist:

Here comes the bride
All filled with pride

Tripped with a trance
I see London, I see France