How dry I am?


How dry I am
How dry I am
You'll never know how dry I am.

How wet I'll be
How wet I'll be
If I don't find the bathroom key !

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The floor gets wet in this one

How dry I am.
How wet I'll be.
If I don't find
The bathroom key.

I found the key.
Now where's the door?
Oops, it's too late!
It's on the floor!


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Lonitra, Central African Republic

18 July 2016 at 8:48am

Your post has litefd the level of debate

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Karla, Macedonia, the former Yugoslav Republic of

27 March 2015 at 9:14pm

Personally I loved all of the brightly crelood houses on Burano, it's a very pretty place. Definitely visit the glass factory at Murano. You can visit the islands pretty cheaply by taxi boat. Most gondola rides are about 80 euros I would suggest finding a few people to split the cost with. If that's out of your budget, there are plenty of water buses which can be crowded but very fun, and definitely only a tiny fraction of the cost of a gondola ride.

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Laris, Korea, Republic of

27 March 2015 at 8:57pm

Burano has lace and all of that. It is one of those places that could be viestid in about an hour.Murano is a little more interesting to walk through (especially the residential neighborhoods)In Venice I recall some bar that sold absinthe and I am trying to remember the name of the gelato place that I really really liked. (considered some of the best in the city)For dinner La Zucca is good. Vegetarian and meat options and a dandy pumpkin flan that is just terrific for a starter.

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Keith, Australia

16 January 2015 at 11:15am

This reminds of the rhyme: "Hasten, Jason; fetch the basin! Quickly quickly; I feel sickly!! Too late, Jock. Fetch the mop!!!"

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Gly, Australia

15 October 2011 at 10:06pm

it is a towel so simple

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Secret Girl., United States

23 June 2011 at 9:56pm

Chuy. i really like u.

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Pravin, India

17 April 2011 at 5:26pm

i liked it i wanna show it to my little brother he'll jus love it....

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Robin, Canada

16 March 2011 at 6:01pm

I'm pretty sure the answer to this is a towel.

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Phaux, United States

25 February 2011 at 1:18am

Why is there a drinking song on a site that looks likes songs for children?

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Bhutananannanan, Bhutan

24 January 2011 at 2:18am

cake fake jacke lake make sake bake dake pake wake rake zake no no inglish but hop this no hellp u

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Bermuds, Bermuda

24 January 2011 at 2:16am

gggrrrooosss i no no inglish but i hop u like it i don no wat i rite but bye

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Janya, Toranto Zaksuta

13 September 2010 at 5:56pm


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Nicole, Chicago,u.s

3 September 2010 at 4:46am

its not gross its for little kids to laugh!

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Dana, Aptos

4 June 2010 at 2:35am

the song is really funny and gross

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Grossed Out, Bobville, Nolansop

27 May 2010 at 11:01pm

Wow this is so funny yet so gross

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Mango, Molong

14 May 2009 at 12:57am

this is digusting and teaches kids to wet everywhere

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Vince, Walgett

14 May 2009 at 12:57am

yukky. :)

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Gandrea, Nowhere Canada

5 May 2009 at 2:29am

This is kinda funny, though im 14 and dont do this anymore. it reminds me of my little siblings who would do this!

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Paige, Engaland

30 April 2009 at 8:42pm

what u doing

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