I Wish I Were A Little Bar Of Soap

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Some fun lyrics sent in by one of our visitors

I wish I was a little piece of orange piece of orange
I wish I was a little piece of orange piece of orange
I would go squirty squirty squirty and get you all dirty
I wish I was a little piece of orange.

Another Orange twist

I wish I was a little orangy orange,
I wish I was a little orangy orange
I'd go squirty, squirty over everybody's shirty
oh I wish I was a little orangy orange.

A different version about wanting to be a bird!

Oh, I wish I was a birdie in a church,
I would sit up on the steeple,
and spit down on the people,
Oh, I wish I was a birdie in a church.

There are more verses to this song:

Oh I wish I were a little bottle of Coke, bottle of Coke
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of Coke, bottle of Coke
I'd go down with a slurpy and come up with a burpy
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of Coke, bottle of Coke.

Also, the version of little piece of orange that I learned went like this:

Oh I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange
Oh I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybody's shirty
Oh I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange.

And the version I learned of the bar of soap went like this:

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap
I'd go slippy, slippy, slidy over everybody's hiney
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap.

Another couple of verses sent in by one of our users

Oh - I wish I was a fishy in the sea, in the sea
oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea. .
oh wouldn't I look cute without a bathing suit?
oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea. .

Oh - I wish I was a little love letter, love letter
oh I wish I was a little love letter. .
I'd be mushy and gooey and say that I love youey
oh I wish I was a little love letter. .

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Pat, Canada

18 August 2014 at 5:57am

I wish I was a little striped skunk, oh I wish I was a little striped skunk--oh I'd sit up in the treesys and perfumey all the breezes, oh I wish I was a little striped skunk

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Marla, Missouri

27 June 2014 at 1:56pm

Oh I wish I were a little mosquito, Oh I wish I were a little mosquito, I would buzzy and I'd bitey under everybody's nightie. Oh I wish I were a little mosquito.

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Chris Karr, US

21 March 2014 at 10:59pm

Oh I wish I was a little strawberry. Oh I wish I was a little strawberry. I'd go yummy, yummy, yummy down in everybody's tummy Oh I wish I was a little strawberry

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terri, United States

16 November 2013 at 1:38am

Oh I wish I were a little shower door oh I wish I were a little shower door. I would sit around for hours watching people take their showers oh I wish I were a little shower door.

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Hannah, Bahamas

24 June 2012 at 2:56pm

Oh i wish i were a little bottle of syrup, bottle of syrup. Oh i wish i were a little bottle of syrup, bottle of syrup, bottle of syrup. You would put me on your pancakes and i don't know the rest!

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Michelle, Canada

24 June 2012 at 2:52pm

oh i wish i were a little radio, radio. oh i wish i were a little radio, radio. i go off with a click and come on with a flick oh i wish i were a little radio, radio!

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Phil, United States

1 February 2012 at 7:48pm

Oh i wish i was a little orange oh i wish i was a little orange id go squirty squirty squirty on everybodys shirty of i wish i was a litte orange

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Tracy Marsh, United States

10 January 2012 at 3:04pm

Oh I wish I were a little Girlie Scout, Girlie Scout, Oh I wish I were a little Girlie Scout, Girlie Scout. I'd go tramp, tramp, tramp, to the nearest Boy Scout Camp, oh I wish I were a little Girlie Scout.

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Iza, Australia

18 October 2011 at 9:55am

I wish I was a little garden hose I wish I was a little garden hose I could just sit there and pose, or you can shove me up your nose I wish I was a little garden hose I wish I was a really big finger I wish I was a really big finger You can shove me up your nose, just like the garden hose I wish I was a really big finger

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Emily, United States

22 August 2011 at 3:41pm

Oh I wish I were a little foreign car (foreign car), oh I wish I were a little foreign car (foreign car). I'd go vroomy,vroomy,vroomy over everybodies shoey. Oh I wish I were a little foreign car.

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Blah, Benin

2 July 2011 at 8:32pm

oh i wish i was a lil life guard life guard oh i wis i was a lil life guard life guard i'd sit high above the ground 'n watch everybody drown o i wish i was a lil life guard

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Katey Perry, Argentina

6 June 2011 at 8:27pm

i dont no my name imgvb steel dunk i mwean dwunk a by baby hey weres katy peerry

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Kaleb, Bahamas

6 June 2011 at 8:23pm

wat is 3 and 3 addid together man hey i live in the bahamas

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Mabreigh, United States

6 June 2011 at 8:21pm

Oh i wish i was a little dirty birdy, Oh i wish i was a little dirty birty, i would sit on your bed and go [make a farting noise with your mouth] on there head, Oh i wish i were a little dirty birdy

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Annie, Canada

20 May 2011 at 7:18pm

Oh i wish i were a little cigarette..... Id' go out on friday night and the boys would hold me tight, oh I wish i were a little cigarette

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Sunny, United States

18 April 2011 at 3:31am

(didn't include word for word lyrics... you understand) Oh I wish I was a little vacuum cleaner... I'd go zoomy zoomy zoomy over everybody's roomy Oh I wish I was a piece of bubble gum... I would stick to your shoe and stay all day with you

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Rayne, United States

18 March 2011 at 4:22pm

Oh I wish I was a little radio, radio. Oh I wish I was a little radio, radio. I'd go off with a click.

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Kelle, United States

9 March 2011 at 5:09am

Girl/boy version: Oh I wish I was a little nanny goat (nanny goat) Oh I wish I was a little nanny goat (nanny goat) Then I'd knock you in the dirt and I'd chew upon your shirt Oh I wish I was a little nanny goat! Oh I wish I was a little billy goat (billy goat) Oh I wish I was a little billy goat (billy goat) Then I'd knock you in the dirt and I'd chew upon your skirt. Oh I wish I was a little billy goat!

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Julie, United States

2 February 2011 at 5:14am

Oh, I wish I was a little dirty bird (dirty bird), Oh, I wish I was a little dirty bird (dirty bird), I would sit up on the steeple, and go poopy on the people, Oh, I wish I was a little dirty bird.

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Pat, Connecticut

27 September 2010 at 1:49am

Oh I wish I was a monkey in the zoo in the zoo ~ Oh I wish I was a monkey in the zoo I would forget all my manners and eat up all the bananas Oh I wish I was a monkey in the zoo

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