I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl

Song Lyrics & Words

I am a pretty little Dutch girl,
As pretty as I can be.
And all the boys in the neighborhood
Are crazy over me!

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Alternative Lyrics & Words

I am a pretty little Dutch girl
As pretty as I can be
And all the boys
In the neighborhood
Are crazy over me.

My boyfriend's name is Patty,
He comes from Cinncinatti,
With pickles for his toes
And a cherry for his nose
And that's the way my story goes.

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Comments (9)

By A New Mommy in Canton, Ohio Usa on 2 December 2008

I learned a much longer song (grew up in Chicago area) (don't know the name of the tune, but it sounds like "Looney Tunes") I am a pretty little Dutch girl As pretty as pretty can be And all the boys around my block are crazy over me. I have a boyfriend, Patty He comes from Cincinatti With 48 toes and a pickle on his nose And this is the way my story goes: One day when I was walking I heard my boyfriend talking To a pretty little girl with a strawberry curl and this is what he said to her: I L-O-V-E, love you, All the T-I-M-E, time. I K-I-S-S, kiss you, Please be M-I-N-E, Mine, mine, mine.

By Minnie in Australia on 5 April 2009

I am a pretty little Dutch girl As pretty as pretty can be And all the boys on the baseball team are crazy over me. I have a boyfriend, Tony He comes from Macaroni With 48 toes and a pickle on his nose And this is the way my story goes: One day when I was walking I heard my boyfriend talking To a pretty little girl with a strawberry curl and this is what he said to her: I L-O-V-E, love you, I K-I-S-S, kiss you. So I pushed him in the lake and he swallowed a snake, and ended up with a belly ache.

By Elizabeth in Allison on 9 April 2009

I am a pretty little dutch girl, as pretty as i can be. And all the boys in the neighborhood are crazy over me-e-e, My boyfriends name is mello and he come from the land of jello with a pickle for his toes and cherry for noes and thats the way my story goes

By Jloubelle in Dc on 28 April 2009

... my boyfriend's name is Stanley, he comes from cincinnanley, with a pickle on his nose and 48 toes, and this is how my story goes, one day as I was walking, I heard my boyfriend talking, to a pretty little girl with a strawberry curl and this is what he said to her: I L O V E love you, I K I S S kiss you, I K I S S kiss you on your F A C E face face face

By Sami in Las Vegas Usa on 21 May 2009

I am a pretty little french girl, as pretty as can be. and all the boys in the neighborhood are crazy over me! I have a boyfriend named Paullo, he lives in a land of jello, with pickles for his toes and an olive for his nose and thats the way my story goes! my boyfriend gives me peaches, my boyfriend gives me pears, my boyfriend gives me fifty cents to kiss him on the stairs! one night when i was walking, i heard my boy friend talking to a pretty little girl with strawberry curls, and this is what he said to her, "i l-o-v-e love you, i k-i-s-s kiss you, i k-i-s-s kiss you in the d-a-r-k dark!" i gave him back his peaches, i gave him back his pears, i gave him back his fifty cents and kicked him off the stairs!

By April in Chatham, Canada on 27 June 2009

I am a pretty little Dutch girl As pretty as pretty can be And all the boys around my back go crazy over me. I have a boyfriend, Patty who lives in Cincinatti With 48 toes and a pickle on his nose And this is how my story goes: One day I went out walking I heard my boyfriend talking To a pretty little girl with strawberry curls and this is what he said to her: I L-O-V-E, love you, All the T-I-M-E, time. I K-I-S-S, kiss you, Please be M-I-N-E, Mine, mine, mine. So I gave him back his pictures, I gave him back his pears, I gave him back his 48 cents and I kicked him down the stairs, stairs, stairs.

By Chicodo in Connecticut on 24 August 2009

(the tune is definitely the "Looney Tunes" theme) My boyfriend's name is Fatty, he comes from Cincinnati, with a pickle on his nose and two cherry toes and this is how my story goes: My boyfriend gave me apples, my boyfriend gave me pears, my boyfriend gave me diamond rings and kissed me on the stairs! One day when I was walking, I heard my boyfriend talking, to a cute little girl with banana curls and this is what he said: I L-O-V-E love you, I W-A-N-T want you, I K-I-S-S kiss you, and that is what he said. I gave him back his apples, I gave him back his pears, I gave him back his diamond rings and kicked him down the stairs!

By Rebekah in Swansea, Nsw Australia on 24 September 2009

i thought it was: im a pretty little dutch girl as pretty as can be and all the boys in london are crazy over me, my boyfriends name is tony he comes from macaroni with 47 toes and a pickle in his nose this is how my story goes one day when i was walking i saw my boyfriend talking with a pretty little girl with strawberry curls and this is what he said to her i L-O-V-E love you i K-I-S-S kiss you i jumped in a lake and swallowed a snake and came out with a belly ache?

By Troi in Newport News Viginia on 28 September 2009

i am apretty little dutch girl as pretty as can be. All the boys on the baseball team go yackity yak for me. My boyfriends name is fatty he lives in cincinatti with two black toes and a freckle on his noes this is the way the story goes. My boyfriend gives me peaches my boy friend gives me pears my boyfriend gives my 15 cents and he carries me down the stairs. One day as i was walking i heard my boyfriend talking to a pretty little girl with strawberry curls this is what he said to her. I love you dearly dearly as dearly as can be but i belong to someone else so go and climb that tree. i gave him back his peaches i gave him back his pears i gave him back his 15 cents and i kicked him down the stairs. My mother needed peaches my mother needed pears my mother needed 15 cents so she kicked ME down the stairs.