I Wish I Were A Little Bar Of Soap

Song Lyrics & Words

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.
Bar of soap!
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.
Bar of soap!
For I'd slippy and I'd slidy
Over everybody's hidey!
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap!

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Alternative Lyrics & Words

Some fun lyrics sent in by one of our visitors

I wish I was a little piece of orange piece of orange
I wish I was a little piece of orange piece of orange
I would go squirty squirty squirty and get you all dirty
I wish I was a little piece of orange

A different version about wanting to be a bird!

Oh, I wish I was a birdie in a church,
I would sit up on the steeple,
and spit down on the people,
Oh, I wish I was a birdie in a church.

There are more verses to this song:

Oh I wish I were a little bottle of Coke, bottle of Coke
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of Coke, bottle of Coke
I'd go down with a slurpy and come up with a burpy
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of Coke, bottle of Coke.

Also, the version of little piece of orange that I learned went like this:

Oh I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange
Oh I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybody's shirty
Oh I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange.

And the version I learned of the bar of soap went like this:

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap
I'd go slippy, slippy, slidy over everybody's hiney
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap

Another couple of verses sent in by one of our users

Oh - I wish I was a fishy in the sea, in the sea
oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea...
oh wouldn't I look cute without a bathing suit?
oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea...

Oh - I wish I was a little love letter, love letter
oh I wish I was a little love letter...
I'd be mushy and gooey and say that I love youey
oh I wish I was a little love letter...


Comments (6)

By Lynn in Edgewood, Nm on 17 March 2009

! Oh I wish I were a little mosquito, mosquito! Oh I wish I were a little mosquto, mosquito...! I would nippy and i'd bitey under everybody's nightie! Oh I wish I were a little mosquito, mosquito !

By Nichole in Woodstock, Usa on 13 July 2009

Oh I wish I were a little green pea, green pea! Oh I wish I were a little green pea, green pea! I'd go skatey, skatey, skatey, over everybody's platey! Oh I wish I were a little green pea, green pea!

By Amanda Dewolfe in Philomath, Or on 23 August 2009

Oh i wish i were a little piece of glass, piece of glass Oh i wish i were a little piece of glass, piece of glass i'd go cutty cutty cutty and make everybody bloody Oh i wish i were a little piece of glass <33

By Jayme in Boca Raton, Fl on 2 November 2009

Oh, I wish I was a little acrobat, acrobat Oh, I wish I was a little acrobat, acrobat I'd go flying through the air and loose my underwear Oh, I wish I was a little acrobat, acrobat

By Alexandra in Nottingham, United States Of America on 27 February 2010

O i wish i were a little band-aid strip, o i wish i were a little band-aid strip, i'd stick to your hairs and pull them pairs, o i wish i were a little band-aid strip

By Estelle in Baltimore on 3 March 2010

Oh, I wish I was little sock-monkey, sock-monkey Oh, i wish I was a little sock-monkey sock-monkey, I'd go oo-oo and aa-aa and get picked up by your mamma Oh, i wish I was a little sock-monkey sock-monkey!

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