Jingle Bells Silly Version

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Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
O'er the feilds we go
Crashing into trees
Ow-ow-ow
The snow is turning red
I think i'm gonna be dead
Will someone please call 911
Before i lose my head.

Oooohhhhhh.

Jingle bells jingle bells
Santa clause is dead
Rudolph got a twenty-two
And shot him in the head
Hey!
Barbie doll barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But mario and gi-joe
Stabbed her with a knife
Hey!

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Information About Jingle Bells Silly Version

The Jingle Bells silly version is a take off on "Jingle Bells", one of the most popular winter songs every composed, and although people usually associate it with the Christmas holiday season, it was actually composed as a song to be sung around the Thanksgiving holiday.

It is thought to be originally published in 1857, and it was called "The One Horse Open Sleigh", a reference to one of the phrases in the song.

James Lloyd Pierpont is given credit for the composition, although where and when it was published is often the subject of heated discussions. A plaque announcing the song's 'birthplace' is hung at a position in Medford, Massachusetts, at a site which was once an establishment called Simpson's Tavern.

Pierpont had no education or training as a musician, and in fact, held many different jobs in his life, including a period running a business he started in San Francisco at the height of the California Gold Rush.

Even without training, Pierpont managed to write and publish many different songs, of many different types, including ballads and polkas.

Because "Jingle Bells" has an easy to remember, catchy melody, and simple rhyming lyrics, it has been the subject of many parodies; a parody is a work that makes fun of the original.

The Jingle Bells silly version on this page is one such example; there are many other versions you may hear, as well.

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William, United Kingdom

10 August 2015 at 1:10am

Wow! And what Mario are they talking about

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Jack Brewer, England

17 June 2015 at 3:04am

Dashing through the snow, get out of my way, cutting peoples throats, laughing all the way hahahahaha heads on sleigh bells ring, making people die, what fun it is to rise and sing a slashing song tonight!

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Alpha Skua, USA

1 May 2015 at 10:22pm

RACING THROUGH THE SNOW INA 57 CHEVOLET,THROUGH THE STREETS WE GO HONKING ALL THE WAY,WE STOPPED FOR THE RED LIGHT THERE WE SAW SANTA CLUASE IN A FAST HOT ROD

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Thaz, Australia

21 January 2015 at 1:41am

Wow... Awesome!! I'm impressed

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lisa sipes, United States

23 December 2014 at 5:21pm

the song dashing thru the snow on a pair of broken skis cracks me up and the cheverolet and the other ones made me howl with laughter I couldnot even sing it to my parents and aunts and uncle with out cracking up thanks I needed that

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Jack, Australia

21 December 2014 at 12:44am

I just do not like it it is bad for little kids

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moo moo, fortmyers Florida

19 December 2014 at 6:16pm

Good version better

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tyhla, Australia

11 December 2014 at 12:59am

dashing through the snow on a broken pair of skies

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gina, Reunion ! Réunion

9 December 2014 at 9:38pm

yall r so stupod my daugjtet to wchool singing this.and got a bif how do i feaell now ass weny

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Poop, Chad

6 December 2014 at 9:44pm

My name is poop laugh all u want

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Josh, United States

6 December 2014 at 9:41pm

Wow that's the best thing ever XDDDD!!!!

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Spurwing Plover, USA

4 December 2014 at 9:51pm

JINGLEBELLLS BATMAN SMELLS ROBIN FLEW AWAY,THAT BATMOBLES GOT A FLAT WHEEL AND THE JOKER TOOK BALLET

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Jack, United States

18 November 2014 at 1:21pm

In jinglebells toon jingle bells} Jingle bells sliceing mushrooms while killing justin beiber i met dumb and dumber and i am dumber then them hey Jingle bells when i nap i smell i was kicked out of my house if u know how to kill then tell me how u go

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Brittany, United States

17 November 2014 at 8:38pm

That was absolutely awful, I have no idea how that's considered a "silly" version. I was thinking more of the lines of.. Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker ran away..

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darrellrivers, Christmas Island

7 November 2014 at 12:52pm

I adore this song! I seriously love it. Not one to tell to my new little kids when they grow up! My fiancée loved it too! Love him to the moon and back!

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person who has issues, Australia

3 November 2014 at 3:20pm

omg wet myself laughing yolo gee gonna die with laughter when I think of this

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Bob, United States

10 October 2014 at 10:37pm

Not cool!!!!!

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Legs Sparrow, USA

10 September 2014 at 10:31pm

SPEEDING THROUGH THE SNOW,IN A BEAT UP CHEVELET,THROUGH THE STREETS WE GO HONKING ALL THE WAY,THE TRAFFIC LIGHT TURNED RED,WE STOPPED RIGHT AWAY,WE SAW A CHUBBY GUY IN A REINDEER DRIVEN SLEIGH

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KAYDENCE, AWSOME ISLANDS

10 September 2014 at 11:37pm

This is freaking awesome. Thanks for making it

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some rare, United Kingdom

19 August 2014 at 4:39am

so funny hahahaha lol #yolo

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