Jingle Bells Silly Version

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Song Lyrics & Words

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
O'er the feilds we go
Crashing into trees
Ow-ow-ow
The snow is turning red
I think i'm gonna be dead
Will someone please call 911
Before i lose my head

Oooohhhhhh

Jingle bells jingle bells
Santa clause is dead
Rudolph got a twenty-two
And shot him in the head
Hey!
Barbie doll barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But mario and gi-joe
Stabbed her with a knife
Hey!

Song Rating Votes: 317

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Comments (14)

By Beth in Mead on 7 April 2009

love it

By Katrina in Luling Usa on 13 April 2009

haha. never heard this version before.

By Destiny in Japan on 18 May 2009

awwwwwesomeee song

By Dori in Huntsville Usa on 27 May 2009

Wait-isn't it "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg"?

By Ivie in Coarcegold Cal. on 9 July 2009

I Hate It!

By Jasmine in San Jose California on 3 September 2009

lol thats funny

By Lucia Bevilacqua in United States on 13 September 2009

A bit too violent. needs improvement.

By Zoe in Charlitesville Va on 30 September 2009

Oh my gosh how funy! This is a asome asome song i recomened this song to all of my freinds!1

By Dominique in Chicago, United States on 12 October 2009

This song is the funniest holiday song ever. I am so sing this at the school's christmas party.

By Michael in York on 6 November 2009

change the song dummy

By Sabrina in Newark on 17 November 2009

love it! awesome song, so funny

By Jacky in Fort Worth Usa on 5 December 2009

Dashing through the snow, on one big broken ski, o'er the fields we go, crashing into trees, OW-OW-OW this is not much fun, I want to go to bed, would someone please call 911 before I break my head! Oh! Jingle bells, Santa smells, all the elves go pee! Oh what fun it is to look into the head of a bee!

By Amy in Sa on 10 January 2010

A bit to violent

By Amy in Sa on 24 January 2010

So funny i sing it to every single friend of mine

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