MacDonald's is My Kind of Place
McDonald's is my kind of place,
They serve you rattlesnakes,
French fries up your nose,
Pickles between your toes.
Last time that I was there,
They fried my underwear!
McDonald's is my kind of place!
McDonald's is my kind of place,
Don't have a milkshake,
They come from polluted lakes!
McDonald's is my kind of place!
Don't eat a Big Mac,
You'll have a heart attack!
McDonald's is my kind of place!
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User Comments MacDonald's is My Kind of Place (26)
By Holly from Bristol, England on 26 April 2009
Great! I actually came on here to have a rant about McDonalds targeting children with songs and cartoons and the like, but this is actually my kinda song. :D
By Rachael from Michigan Usa on 1 May 2009
It really bugs me when people say "mac" donald's. How hard is it to say really, come on? Its pronounced "mick" people. Go "axe" anyone that went to school, lol
By Bob from California, Usa on 25 May 2009
I like it! its a good song, but bad for McDonalds. Great song, very true
By Lauy from Laredo on 5 June 2009
i like it! They do same thing at my aunts restaurant!
By Nikki from Barton Usa on 22 July 2009
french fries up your nose? ewww i wouldnt have french fries up my nose! it makes me sneeze when the nose has salt all over!
By Chloe from Barton Moss on 26 March 2010
i tought this my class and they loved ittt
By Angie from Marion on 29 May 2010
I used to sing this as a child but instead of "pickles between your toes" it was "hamburgers" and it was "ketchup running down your back, I want my money back" instead of "Last time that I was there, They fried my underwear!" but I like this version also.
By Ellen from Australia, Victoria on 5 June 2010
Wow what ripper! I will prob never go there again lol
By Desirae from Port St Lucie Usa on 11 July 2010
omg what a fabulus job of making fun of mcdolads
By Annalise from New Zealand on 12 July 2010
i like macdonalds too but it didnt make sence to me but you and your rhyme are awsome
By Alli from United States on 6 October 2010
*WOW* tht *REALLY DIDNT MAKE ANY SENSE* if its not supposed 2 like i bet 5 of u will say well guess wat? idc it doesnt make sense the only thing tht did was the ryming(or however u spell it)
By Cheyenne from United States on 19 December 2010
OmG mcdonalds should get sued for frying underwhere.jk jk jk jk jk jk lolololololol IM FROM CALIFORNIA !@#%^&^%$ STEWIE GRIFFIN ROCKS
By Megan from United States on 29 December 2010
This song makes no sense.Yes it probably is making fun of mcdonalds, but come on I would never teach any of the kids I babysit this.
By Beth from American Samoa on 6 August 2011
whatareu trying to teach these kidsthey enjoy mcdonalds this song is absolutley discustingi give it 1 out of 10 simply becausemy little brother laughed atit
By Derrick from United States on 31 August 2011
Sung to the tune of "Down by the Riverside".Used as a commercial jingle in the '60's("McDonald's is your kind of place,It's such a happy place,Hap-hap-hap-happy place...").There are a number of variants on the parody,but I wonder if the parody lyrics originated with kids or with people who worked for Burger King or Hardee's.Either way,the folk process is alive and well.
By Bob Te Bulider from Colombia on 27 September 2011
This is not true beacuse i love micky d
By Karatekidomg from Korea, Republic Of on 29 November 2011
LOL this song is funny!
By Cooler from United States on 20 December 2011
We use to sing, McDonalds is my kind of place, they serve you rattlesnakes, hamburgers up your nose, french fries between your toes, the last time I went in there, they stole my underwear, McDonalds is my kind of place. Funny!
By Julie from Australia on 11 February 2012
I don't think McDonald's would be too worried about this jingle, but I sure am going to put this in my collection to teach the kids at work. I think it's funny and they will too, people eat too much Mickey dees anyway.(I love the stuff myself)
By Chris from United States on 18 December 2012
We sang, McDonalds is my kind of place, they serve you rattle snakes, they throw them in your face, they have no potty place.
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By Katie from Palm Harbor Fl on 1 April 2009
This song is so true about mcdonalds