Miss Lucy had a Steam Boat

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Information About Miss Lucy had a Steam Boat

The origins of "Miss Lucy Had a Steam Boat" started in the 1950's in Michigan. It can be sung as a song or even as a popular clapping, hand game played by children.

The song provides a rhyming effect that replacing taboo words with a new lyrics such as "and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you in your?. behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass".

There are many versions of this song that can be sung. Usually Miss Lucy's name will change depending on the version to Miss Susie, Miss Mary, When Maxie, and so on. Thee song is commonly known as "Miss Susey had a Rowboat" as well.

This song has been used in a number of movies and TV shows such as in Rocko's Modern Life and The Simpson's.

For further information about the song "Miss Lucy Had a Steam Boat", check Wikipedia.

Alternative Lyrics & Related Songs

This version has some different words to it

Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to. .

Hello operator
Give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the. .

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And broke her little. .

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their. .

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the. .

D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark.

A version sent by Bussongs. com fan

Miss SUZY who had the steamboat
behind the fridgerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it and she broke her little.

ASK me no more questions
and I'll tell you no more lies
and if you do I'll take my shoe
and beat you black and blue
WOO.

OR. .

. .Miss Suzy fell upon it
and after that she.

Died her hair in purple
she died her hair in pink
she died her hair in lavender
and boy did it stink stink stink.

A pretty good version to sing to

Mrs. Suzie had a steam boat,
The steamboat went ring ring
When Mrs Suzie went to heaven
The steamboat went to. .

Hello operator connect me number 9
And when you disconnect me I will push you from behind the fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
And when Mrs. Suzie fell upon it
She'll brake her little. .

Ask me no more questions tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up there flies
Are in the meadow bees
Are in the meadow Mrs Suzie
And her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark darker
than the lipstick my mommy puts on me.

My daddy is a robber my mommy is a spy
and I'm the little brat that told the f. b. i.
My mom gave me a nickel my dad gave me a dime
My sister gave me a boyfriend
His name is frankinstien
He made me do the dishes
He made do the floor and made me wash his dirty underwear
so i kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii to do the hoola dance dance dance.

1 more silly version

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Lucy went to heaven
And the steamboat went to. .

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop of your. .

Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And it went right up her. .

Ask me no more questions
Please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling up and down their. .

Flies are the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the. .

Dark is like a movie
A movie is like a show
A show is like a T. V. set
And that is all I. .

Know my dad is a robber
I know my mom is a spy
I know that I'm the little brat that
Told the F. B. I.
My mom gave me a nickel
My dad gave me a dime
My sis' gave me a boyfriend
And I know he's Frankinstien.

He made me wash the dishes
He made me wash the floor
He made me wash underwear
So I kicked him out the door.

I kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii
Where he did the Hoola Dance!

Quick version of the song

Miss susie had a sailboat
the sailboat had a bell
Miss susie went to heaven
the sailboat went to hell. .o
operator, dial me number nine, if you
disconnect me I'll kick you from behind
the refrigerator laid a piece of glass
Miss susie sat upon it.

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andipandi, new england

16 January 2014 at 2:41am

I can't remember if it was Lucy or Suzie, but: ms lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, the steamboat went to heaven, miss lucy went to hello operator, ring me 4-0-9, if you disconnect me, I'll kick your sweet behind the iron curtain, there lies a piece of glass Miss lucy sat upon it, and broke her little Ask me no more questions, and tell me no more lies, boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park, boys and girls are kissing, in the d-a-r-k dark!

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6 November 2013 at 5:38pm

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6 November 2013 at 5:36pm

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Jess, Canada

19 May 2013 at 10:02pm

Hello operator please give me #9 if u disconnect me ill kick you right behind the yellow curtain where there's a piece of glass where marry sat apon it she broke her little ask me no more questions ill tell u no more lies the boys are in the bathroom pulling down their flies in the meadow the bees are in the park the boys and girls are kissing on the D-A-R-K dark!

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Some1, Afghanistan

17 April 2013 at 3:40am

It doesn't matter if you have a different way some people. Are rude so stop

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Sarah, United States

13 April 2013 at 4:31pm

hi

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Nicole, United States

9 March 2013 at 7:17pm

I heard decent people laugh jokey people joke the pits are in the apple to make the people choke

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Taylor, United States

22 February 2013 at 7:48pm

how is this a kids song?

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Toni Rose, United States

16 February 2013 at 12:25am

I also know one that is darker than the ocean darker than the sea darker than the undies my auntie put on me my mother is Godzilla my poppy is king Kong my uncle is wearing a Polka dotted thong

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Toni Rose, United States

16 February 2013 at 12:20am

My version is... Mrs. Susie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell Mrs. Susie went to heaven the steamboat went to hell-O operator please tell me number nine and if you don't I will cop of your behind the fridgearater there lied a piece of glass Mrs. Susie sat upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up there fly's are in the honey the bees are in the park Mrs. Susie's with her boyfriend kissing in the dark D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark darker than the ocean darker than the sea darker than the underwear my aunty gave to me me me

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Gabby, United States

25 December 2012 at 6:45pm

The version I know is: Miss Suzie has a steamboat the steamboat had a bell (ding ding) when miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me I'll kick you from behind the fridgerator there was a piece of glass. Miss Suzie sat up on it and broke her little ask me no more questions please tell me no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the meadow the bees are in the hive. Miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark. Darker than the ocean darker than the sea darker than the underwear my momma put on me. my dad gave me a nickle my dad gave me a dime my sister gave me a boyfriend that kissed me all the time. my dad took back the nickle my mom took back the dime. My sister took back the boyfriend and gave me frankenstein. He made me was the dishes. he made me wash the floor so i kicked him out the door!

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Monica, United States

23 December 2012 at 1:01am

I'm from the Midwest and I remember it as always being Miss Suzy.. Behind the frigerator (not a curtain), and most of the time we sang it with the dirty underwear ending. I have heard it with the other endings though.

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Sky, United States

13 December 2012 at 12:21am

You know what would be cool if you combined all the different versions of this song and make it into one huge song! :) Also this how me and my friend say the ending . No more Questions Ill tell you no more lies The cows are in the pasture Making chocolate Pies ! And Lemonade ! :P

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Pinky, United States

26 August 2012 at 4:23am

Does anyone know the history of these songs? They must be old - imagine asking the operator for a number. In the 1960's, we used to end it with: ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, pulling down their Flies in the buttermilk, shoo shoo!

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Mackenzie, United States

9 August 2012 at 1:49am

This is the one I know. Mrs. Lucy had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell (ding ding ) Mrs. Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to hello operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me I will chop off your behind the 'friderator there was a piece of glass, Mrs. Lucy sat apron it and she broke her little ask me no more questing please tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathroom pulling down their flies are in the meadows the bees are in the park everybody is sitting in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark. The dark is like a movie the movies lie a show the show is like a t.v set and that is all I know i know my mother I know I know my father I know I know my sister with the 18 dollar 18 dollar 18 dollar bra bra bra. It's bigger than the ocean it's bigger than the sea it's bigger than the old fat lady sitting next to me which is YOU hahah

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Angela, United States

22 July 2012 at 5:31pm

Here's the version I grew up with: Miss Suzie had a steamboat. The steamboat had a bell. Miss Suzie went to heaven. The steamboat went to... Hello operator, please give me number nine. And if you don't connect me. I'll kick in your... Behind the 'fidgerator there lies a piece of glass. Miss Suzie sat upon it and cut her little... Ask me no more questions. I'll tell you no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... Flies are in the country. The bees are in the park. The boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K dark dark dark! I have been enjoying the other versions. Particularly the one with the brat that told the FBI and the sister with the 40 acre bra. Funny!

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