Miss Lucy had a Steam Boat

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Song Lyrics & Words

Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...

Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know.

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Alternative Lyrics & Words

A slightly different version

Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...

Hello operator
give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the...

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And broke her little...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their...

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...

D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark

A version sent by Bussongs.com fan

Miss SUZY who had the steamboat
behind the fridgerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it and she broke her little

ASK me no more questions
and I'll tell you no more lies
and if you do I'll take my shoe
and beat you black and blue
WOO

OR...

....Miss Suzy fell upon it
and after that she

Died her hair in purple
she died her hair in pink
she died her hair in lavender
and boy did it stink stink stink

Additional Version

Mrs. Suzie had a steam boat,
The steamboat went ring ring
When Mrs Suzie went to heaven
The steamboat went to...

Hello operator connect me number 9
And when you disconnect me I will push you from behind the fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
And when Mrs. Suzie fell upon it
She'll brake her little...

Ask me no more questions tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up there flies
Are in the meadow bees
Are in the meadow Mrs Suzie
And her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark darker
than the lipstick my mommy puts on me

My daddy is a robber my mommy is a spy
and I'm the little brat that told the f.b.i.
My mom gave me a nickel my dad gave me a dime
My sister gave me a boyfriend
His name is frankinstien
He made me do the dishes
He made do the floor and made me wash his dirty underwear
so i kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii to do the hoola dance dance dance.

Another version

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Lucy went to heaven
And the steamboat went to...

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop of your...

Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And it went right up her...

Ask me no more questions
Please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling up and down their...

Flies are the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...

Dark is like a movie
A movie is like a show
A show is like a T.V. set
And that is all I...

Know my dad is a robber
I know my mom is a spy
I know that I'm the little brat that
Told the F.B.I.
My mom gave me a nickel
My dad gave me a dime
My sis' gave me a boyfriend
And I know he's Frankinstien

He made me wash the dishes
He made me wash the floor
He made me wash underwear
So I kicked him out the door

I kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii
Where he did the Hoola Dance!

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Comments (78)

By Mel in Sydney, Australia on 13 December 2008

I know a different version: Mary had a little lamb She thought it rather silly She threw it in the air And caught it by its... Willy was a watchdog Lying on the grass Along came a bumblebee And stung it on its... Ask no questions Tell no lies I saw a policeman Doing up his... Flies are a nuisance Bees are worse And this is the end Of my silly little verse

By D in Washington, Dc on 15 December 2008

Slightly different ending: Dark is like a movie A movie's like a show The show is almost over And that is all I know I know your ma I know I know your pa I know I know your sister with the 40 acre bra

By Sarah in Japan on 26 December 2008

my ears hurt :)

By Kathryn in Maryland on 28 December 2008

I saw one that siad,"and if you disconnect me, I'll sing this song again!"

By Em in ... on 6 February 2009

D, yeah, I know that ending too.

By Jackii And Jazmi in Hazleton, Usa on 11 February 2009

! The last verse we know is ! ! The flies are in the meddow! The bees are in the part! Ms.Lucy and her boyfriend are kissing in the ! D.A.R.K D.A.R.K dark dark dark ! ! Darker then the ocean ! darker then the sea ! darker then the underwear my mother put on me ! ! My mother is godzilla! My daddy is King Kong !

By Jen in Ransomville, Ny, Usa on 17 February 2009

XD hahaha 4 a kids game your really close 2 saying a swear word, its hilarious

By Wendy in Hong Kong, China on 18 February 2009

There is an ironic version available, written performed by a singer named Emilie Autumn. There is a lyric video on YouTube; the search query is "Miss Lucy had some Leeches". It's much longer than this one, but the rhythm is handled even better.

By Tally in San Hose, Costa Rica on 15 March 2009

Miss Lucy had some leeches is funny check it out

By Taylor in Kansas City, Kansas on 15 March 2009

Miss suzy had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell. Miss suzy went to heaven the steamboat went too... Hello operator give me number 9 and if you disconnect me I'll kick u from... Behind the fridgerator there lied a piece of glass Miss. Suzy sat upon it and broke her little... Ask me no more questions i'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... flies are in the meadow bees are in the park. Miss. Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the d.a.r.k. d.a.r.k. d.a.r.k. DARK!

By Bella in Wagsington on 23 March 2009

Hee That was funny...

By Sami in Boca America on 4 April 2009

o.m.g. these songs are so funny!

By Angela in New Jersey on 8 April 2009

the song gose..... ms. lucy has a steam boat her steamboat has a bell ms.lucy went to haven her steamboat went to hello oporator give my number 9 and if you dissconnect me i will chop off you behind the frigorator there was a peace of glass ms.lucy sat opon it and broke her big fat ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom pulling down there flys are in the medow bees are in the park ms.lucy and her boyfiend are kissing the dark is like a moive a moive is like a show a show is like a tv set and that is all i know d-a-r-k d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark!(:

By Rachel in Waterloo, Canada on 10 April 2009

This is what I remember: Miss Lulu had a steamboat. Her steamboat had a bell (tout-tout). Her steamboat went to heaven. Miss Lulu went to Hello operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect i'll kick in your. Behind the yellow curtain, there lays a piece of glass. Miss Lulu sat upon it and broke her little Ask me no more questions. Please tell me no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their. Flies are in the city. Bees are in the park. Miss Lulu and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K. Dark is like a movie, a movie is like a show and that is all I know. I know I know my Ma. I know I know my Pa. I know I know my sister in the 40 acre bra. I remember different endings of this song, like the Frankenstein one and the nickel and dime part too.

By Aly in Rio Rico Arizona Usa on 13 April 2009

! I learned this song, ! ! Miss Lucy had a tug boat ! The tug boat had a bell (Ding Ding)! Miss Lucy went to heaven the Tug boat went to...! HELLO Operator give me # 9 and if you disconnect me I'll kick you in...! Behind the refrigorator there was a piecce of glass, ! Miss suzy sat upon it and broke her little...! ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies,! The boys are in the bathroom zipping up the'r flies are from the city bees are from the park, Miss lucy and her boyfriend kissing in the ! D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark is like a movie, ! a movies like a show, a show is like a t.V. set and that is all I know, ! I know I know my ma, I know, I know my pa, I know I know my sister wears a 30 acre Bra ! ! My mom is godzilla, my dad is king kong, my sister is the one that taught me this annoying little song !

By Melissa in Orlando, Fl on 16 April 2009

This brings back so many memories 8)

By Jennifer in Winnipeg, Canada on 16 April 2009

! Did you know...! Miss Susie had a son,! she named him Tiny Tim,! she put him in the bathtub,! to see if he could swim,! he drank up all the water,! he ate up all the soap,! he tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldnt fit down his throat. !

By Sara in Piscataway New Jersey on 17 April 2009

ouch haha

By Dee in Illinois on 23 April 2009

i love the ms.lucy songs0

By Dorthy in Todo Were Not In Kansas Anymore on 4 May 2009

i love these songs :) heck yes

By Marc in U.s.a. on 6 May 2009

it is mrs. suzy and the you tube video is bad

By Sarah in Granite Springs, Ny United States on 7 May 2009

I think this is a cool song because it can be altered in so many ways!

By Christy in Louisville U.s.a on 16 May 2009

miss mary mack mack mack all dressed in PINK!

By Michael in Ohio Usa on 22 May 2009

the version I know and lokking for is Ms.Suzy and at the end it goes "D.A.R.K. D.A.R.K. dark darkdarker than the ocean darker then the sea darker than the blac* boy who pe*d all over me!" thats what I know

By Rather Not Tell.... in Not Eatheir on 24 May 2009

ths song is really cool! got o youtube and watch the lazer collection!=]

By Alyssa in St.johns , Newfoundland And Labrador on 27 May 2009

well i always known the saong as ms. mary ?? miss mary had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell (ding ding) miss mary went to heavan the steamboat went to .. Hello oporator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me ill kick you from behind the yellow curtion there was a peice of glass , miss mary sat pon it and drove it up her .. ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up there.. flies are in the city bees are in the park miss mary and her boyfriend are kissing in the D.A.R.K dark

By Maddie in Winchester,virginia on 29 May 2009

i heart you

By Randoomm Person in Somewhere, Canada on 7 June 2009

Miss Mary had a Steamboat, her steamboat had a bell Ding Ding! Miss Mary went to heaven, her steamboat went to Hello operator! Give me number nine, and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you from Behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of glass, Miss Mary sat upon it, and cut her little Ask me no more questions, don't tell me no more lies, the boy are in the washroom, zipping up their Flies are in the kitchen, bees are in the park, Miss Mary and her boyfriend, are kissing in the D-A-R-K, Dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show. A show is on a T.V set and that is all I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with an 80 meter bra. I saw her in the ocean, I saw her in the sea, I saw her in the bathroom. Oops! Pardon me! My mom is Godzilla, My dad is King Kong, and my brother is the stupid one who made up this dumb song!

By Mike Wazowski in Anytown, Usa on 14 June 2009

First of all, it is NOT miss lucy, molly, or anyone else. It is miss SUZY! Got it? Second, miss Suzy did NOT have a tugboat, or a sailboat. It was a STEAMBOAT! With that out of the way, I will now commence to tell you how the song actually goes. As you read it, you will see that I have Capitalized the most commonly mistaken lyrics. You're welcome. Miss SUZY had a STEAMBOAT The STEAMBOAT had a bell Miss SUZY went to heaven The STEAMBOAT went to Hello operator give me number 9 and if you disconnect me I'll kick you in the Behind the refrigerator There IS a piece of glass Miss SUZY sat upon it and broke her little Ask PLEASE no more questions Tell me no more lies The boys are in the GIRLS ROOM Zipping up their FLIES AND BEES ARE BUZZING SNAKES AND EELS ARE LONG FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS IT'S THE END OF THIS SONG.

By Joycelyn in Chicago Us on 24 June 2009

Miss Lucy had a steam boat The steamboat had a bell, (ding, ding) Miss Lucy went to heaven and the Steamboat went to... Hello operator give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll kick you in the... Behind the 'fridgerator There was a piece of glass Miss Lucy sat upon it And broke her little... Ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... Flies are in the city The bees are in the park Miss Lucy and her boyfriend Are kissing in the... D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark Dark is like a movie A movie is like a show A show is like a T.V. set And that is all I... I know my ma I know I know my pa I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra My mom gave me a nickel My dad gave me a dime My sis' gave me a boyfriend And I know he's Frankinstien He made me wash the dishes He made me wash the floor He made me wash underwear So I kicked him out the door I kicked him over London I kicked him over France I kicked him to Hawaii Where he did the Hoola Dance!

By Samm:] in La La Land Usa on 27 June 2009

that was not the songgg...

By Flarett in Nazereth, Isreal on 6 July 2009

this is amazing. it should be called flucy. yayayyyyy (:

By Sisi Babii=] in Atlanta Usa on 7 July 2009

ohkay you are alllllllll wronq.! the way i learned it when i was a kid was "miss LULU had a STEAMBOAT the STEAMBOAT had a bell, miss LULU went to heaven the steamboat went to HELLO operator qimme number 9 for if you disconnect me i'll beat your BEHIND the REFRIGARTOR there was a piece of glass , miss LULU sat upon it and broke her biq fat ASK me no more questions tell me lies, FOR THIS IS THE STORY OF MISS LULU AND HER STEAMBOAT NUMBER 9 .

By Hannah in Los Angeles, California on 25 July 2009

Miss SUZY had a TUGBOAT The TUGBOAT had a bell, (ding, ding) Miss SUZY went to heaven and the TUGBOAT went to... Hello operator PLEASE give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll CUT OFF your... Behind the 'fridgerator There LIES piece of glass Miss SUZY sat upon it And broke her little... Ask me no more questions tell ME no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... Flies are in the MEADOW The bees are in the park Miss SUZY and her boyfriend Are kissing in the... D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark Dark is like a movie A movie is like a show A show is like a T.V. set And that is all I... I know my ma I know I know my pa I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra My mom gave me a nickel My dad gave me a dime My sis' gave me a boyfriend And I know he's Frankinstien He made me wash the dishes He made me wash the floor He made me wash HIS underwear So I kicked him out the door I kicked him over London I kicked him over France I kicked him to Hawaii Where he did the Hoola Dance!

By Hannah in Los Angeles, California on 25 July 2009

THIS IS THE REAL VERSION Miss SUZY had a TUGBOAT The TUGBOAT had a bell, (ding, ding) Miss SUZY went to heaven and the TUGBOAT went to... Hello operator PLEASE give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll CUT OFF your... Behind the 'fridgerator There LIES piece of glass Miss SUZY sat upon it And broke her little... Ask me no more questions tell ME no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... Flies are in the MEADOW The bees are in the park Miss SUZY and her boyfriend Are kissing in the... D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark Dark is like a movie A movie is like a show A show is like a T.V. set And that is all I... I know my ma I know I know my pa I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra My mom gave me a nickel My dad gave me a dime My sis' gave me a boyfriend And I know he's Frankinstien He made me wash the dishes He made me wash the floor He made me wash HIS underwear So I kicked him out the door I kicked him over London I kicked him over France I kicked him to Hawaii Where he did the Hoola Dance!

By Jenna & Jeffrey & Thomas in Hawai'i on 31 August 2009

I know another version its Miss Molly Had a steamboat her steamboat had a bell - Miss Molly went to Heaven her steamboat went to hell-o operator give me number nine if you dissconect me ill kick you from behind the yellow curtain there was a piece of glass miss molly sat apon it and hurt her big fat as-k me no more questions tell me no more lies , the boys are in the bathroom zippin up there flies are in the city the bees are in the park , miss molly and her boyfriend are kissing in the dark , the dark is like a movie a movie is like a show , a show is like A T.V set and that is all I know my ma I know I know my pa I know my sister has a 40 acre bra , My mom gave me a nickel my dad gave me a dime my sister gave me a boyfriend who looked like frankinstein , He made me wash the dishes he made me wash the floor he made me wash his underwear so I kicked him out the door , He flew over London he flew over France then he finally landed in Hawaii were he learned the Hula Dance.

By Urmom in Torontooo on 6 September 2009

this is the one i know:P Miss Mary had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell * ding ding* Miss Mary went to heaven the steamboat went to hell- hello operator, please give me number nine and if u disconnect me ill kick u from behind- the yellow curtain there was a piece of glass miss mary sat upon it and hurt her little ass- ask me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom doin up their flies- flies are in the city bees are int he park miss mary and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K dark- is like the movies movies like a show a show is like a tv set and that is all i know- i kno my pa i know i know my ma i know i know my sister with ehr 40 acre bra- broccoli and cheese..... AND THATS ALL I KNOW LOL...ANYONE?

By Reberkawitts in New York City on 22 September 2009

i learnd it like this.....susie had a sail boat her sail boat had a sail susie went to heaven her sailboat went to hell..oo operator give me number 9 and if you disconnect me ill kick you from....behind the fridgerator there was broken glass susie sat upon it and broke her little ass...k me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up there..fll...ies are in the meadow bees are in the park susie and her boyfriend are kissing i the dark dark dark is like a movie the movies like a show a show is like a tv set and that is all i know i know my dads a robber i know my moms a spy i know that im the brat that told the F.B.I my mom gave me a nickle my dad gave me a dime my sister gave me a boyfriend that looked like frankestine he made me wash the dishes he made me wash the floor he made me wash his underware so i kicked himout the door.i kicked him over london i kicked over france i kicked in yo hawii where he did th hoola dance!my mother is godzilla my dad is king kong my brother is tthe stupid one who made up this bumd song!:)))))8)

By Morgan in Canada on 28 September 2009

First, who cares about which version is real. Second, the one I know goes like this: Miss Mary had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell Miss Mary went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator, please give me number nine and if you disconnect me ill kick u from behind the yellow curtain there was a piece of glass miss mary sat upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the city bees are in the park miss mary and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K spells the dark is like the movies the movies like a show a show is like a cartoon and that is all i know I know my ma I know i know my pa I know i know my sister with the 80 metre bra It's bigger than the ocean it's bigger than the sea it's bigger than the underwear my mother gave to me My mother is Godzilla, My father is King Kong my brother is the stupid one who made this stupid song.

By Rachel in New York City on 30 September 2009

Miss lucy had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell. Miss lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to Hello operator, please five me number 9 and if you diconnect me i will chop off your behind the fridgerator, there is a piece of glass and if you dare to step on it i'll shove it up your Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, boys are in the bathroom zipping up their Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park, boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K-D-A-R-K-D-A-R-K-Dark Dark Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, darker than the underwear my grandma made for me! At least this is how we used to sing it, apparently it was different everywhere else.

By Sara in Thorold on 8 October 2009

Its MISS MOLLY and she she behind the yellow curtin not the frigerator.... seriously get it right

By Cl in Beverly Hills, Us on 9 October 2009

...Are kissing in the dark dark dark. Dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show, a show is like a TV set and that is all i know. I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra. It's bigger than the ocean, it's bigger than the sea, it's bigger than the big fat lady sitting next to me (point to someone). That's how I learned it ;)

By Dorothy (and Toto) in Somewhere, Over The Rainbow on 16 October 2009

"Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, The bell went to heaven, Miss Suzy went to -- Hello operator, give me number 9,and if you disconnect me, i'll kick your fat -- Behind the 'fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Suzy sat upon it, and broke her big fat -- Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their -- Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park, Miss Suzy and her boyfriend, are kissing in the (D-A-R-K D-A-R-K) -- Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, darker than the underwear my mommy puts on me -- I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra -- My mother is Godzilla, my father is King Kong, my sister is the one who taught me this stupid song" If you're gonna sing it, do it RIGHT. That's how we sang it last year. (And how we still sing it behind all the teachers' backs 'cause they banned it :(. Sad. )

By Alyssa in California on 18 October 2009

This is the verion I learned: miss suzie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell *ding ding* miss suzie went to heaven, the bell went down to hello operator, please give me number 9. and if you disconnect me, i'll chop off your behind the fridgerator, there lay some broken glass. miss suzie sat upon it, and cut her little ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park, miss suzie and her boyfriend, were kissing in the D-A-R-K-D-A-R-K dark! dark! dark! the dark is like the movies, the movies like a show, a show is like a tv show and that is all i know. my ma is godzilla and my dad is king kong, my sister is the idiot who made me sing this song! hello oporator, please give me #10! and if you disconnect me, i'll sing this song again!

By Kimmie in Usa on 21 October 2009

I have heard the name in the song is sussy but thats just what heard so u can agree or dissagree I dont care

By Meg in Usa on 21 October 2009

miss suzie had a tug boat the tugboat had a bell ding ding miss suzie went to heaven the tugboat went to hello operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me i'll chop off your behind the frigerator there lay a piece of glass miss suzie fell upon and broke her little ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up there flies are in the meadow bees are in the park miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D.A.R.K D.A.R.K dark dark dark dark is like a movie a movies like a show a show is like a tv set and that is all i know i know my mom i know i know my mom i know i know my sister with a 20 a cup bra my dad gave me a nickel my mom gave me a dime my sister gave her boyfriend i kiss him all the time my dad took back the nickel my mom took back the dime my sis took back her boyfriend......he made me wash the dishes he made me scrub the floor he made me clean his underpants i kicked him out the door i kicked him over london i kicked him over france.............. thats all i could remember!

By Lily in New Jersey on 25 October 2009

When we used to do it it went:..flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the barn, Ms. Lucy and her boyfriend are kidding in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark dark! The dark is like a movie, a movies like a show, a show is like a TV set and that is all i know! i know my mother, i know i know my father, i know i know my sister with the 18 dollar, 18 dollar, 18 dollar bra bra bra! it's bigger than the ocean, it's bigger than the sea, it's bigger than the lady that is sitting next to me! My mother is godzilla, my father is king kong, my brother is the stupid one that made up this dumb song! hello operator, please give me number 10, and if you disconnect me I will sing this song again!

By Fifi in Toronto, Canada on 25 October 2009

i know that this maybe wrong..but its funni to see all the different stuff...lol....heres how it goes.... Ms Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell *ding ding*Ms Mary went to heaven, the steamboat went to hell-o operator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me, I 'll kick you in-behind the yellow curtains, there was a piece of glass, Ms mary sat upon it and broke her little as-k me no more questions, just get me on the line, the boys are in the bathroom doing up their -flies are in the city , the bees are in the park, Ms mary and her boyfriend are kissing in the -darker then the ocean, darker than the sea, darker than the underwear that mommy put on me! THats wat i learned as a kid...lol....its probably wrong..but its a heck of a lot fun and jokes to see all these different versions.s..lol

By Suzy in Steamboat on 14 November 2009

liar s i know my own song and get over me and my butt

By Lulu in U.s.a on 21 November 2009

lol i made this one up i made a diffrent ending lol Mrs.sussey had a steam boat the steam boat had a bell Mrs.sussey sat aponed it and broke her little ask me know more questoins tell me nomore lies mrs.sussey went to heaven the steamboat went to helloooo operator give me number 9 and if u dissconect me ill chop off your behind Mrs.sussey had a air plane the air plane had an engine the air plane was so fast it chased her down the park and when the air plane landed it landed up her ask me know more questoins tell me no more lies the boys are in the gurls room zipping up there flys BIBI.

By Ana in Grand Priaire on 25 November 2009

WOW ive not heard these in a long time but it was different WOW

By Lola in Saskatchewan on 11 December 2009

We sang Lulu too. But we sang, "Behind the Iron Curtain,there was a piece of glass..." And we had a further verse at the end: "Lulu had two boyfriends, they both were very rich, one was the son of a baker, the other the son of a ---" then something about gum.

By Zack in Detroit on 25 December 2009

this song rules! what about this one? engine engine number nine going down chicago line if the train falls off the track do you want your money back? yes no maybe so. ink a dink a bottle of ink pulled the cork and you stink. not because you're dirty, not because you're clean, just because you kissed the girl behind the magazine.

By Vytautas in Detroit,usa on 3 January 2010

Close to swear words but very funny.

By Vytautas in Detroit,usa on 3 January 2010

"My mommy is Godzilla! My daddy is King Kong! My cousin is the skinny one who made this funny song"!

By Heather in Oklahoma City Oklahoma Usa on 8 January 2010

So the sad thing is I am 21 and so far after reading all the comments and the lyrics posted here and other places...I can tell you when I was in school we combined all the versions of the song. I think we did Ms. Suzzie but when i lived in england it was ms lucy. Whatever the case its a good childrens rhyme. I love it to this day. Today at my work we were trying to remember this song we all knew one or two lines.. "hello operator give me number 9 and if you dissconect me.." we could not remember anything else. We knew the tune though..bugged us and got under our skin. I will go in tomorrow and tell everyone all the versions that are here. Thank you.

By Bob in I Don't Know on 29 January 2010

y thats not right i learned it a diffrent way

By A Pretty Girl in A Pretty World on 31 January 2010

I learned it like: Ms Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Ms Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hello operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me, I'll paddle your behind the frigerator there was a piece of glass, Ms Suzy sat upon it and broke her big fat ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the girls' room zipping up their flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park, Ms Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the D.A.R.K.D.A.R.K. dark dark darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, darker than the underwear my mommy puts on me!

By Rachel in Lemoore Ca on 1 February 2010

I knew this version.. Ms. suzie had a steam boat the steam boat had a bell. Ms suzie went to heaven the steamboat when to hello operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me i'll chop of your behind the frigerator their layed a piece of glass, ms. suzie sat apon it and broke her little ask me no more questions please tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the medow the bee's are in the hive, ms suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D A R K D A R K dark dark dark, darker than the movies darker than the streets darker than the underwear my mommy put on me me me.

By Andrea in Waxhaw, Nc Usa on 9 February 2010

miss suzy was the BEST ever...

By Mwhahahahahahahahaha in Hawii on 10 February 2010

Peanut butter jelly time

By Susan in Washington on 15 February 2010

This is how I remember it... Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to Heaven, the steamboat went to... Hello operator give me #9 and if you disconnect me I'll kick you in the... Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass, miss Lucy sat upon it and cut her little... Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. Miss Lucy's in the bathroom with 40 naked guys! She dies her hair in purple, she dies her hair in pink, she once dyed her hair in underwear and flushed it down the sink! See me in the ocean, see me in the sea, see me in the toilet but please don't pee on ME!

By Mariah in You Dont Need To Know on 15 February 2010

i love this i am only young but me and my friend we learned it than we went up on stage at our school me and some other kids we always learn songs or little rhymes like that than we show them off at our school it so fun like this one we just learned: Brick wall water fall girl u think u got it all but u dont and i do so boom with the additude peace punch captain crunch i got some thing you can't touch bang bang cho cho train wind me up ill do my thang reeces peces 7up mess with me ill mess u up we even did a little dance with it that we made up

By Shelby in P.e.i Canada on 16 February 2010

Marry Had a Steam boat steam boat had a bell, When mary gose to heaven Steam boat gose to HELLo operater give me number nine , If you Disconect me i'll kick u in the BEHIND the yellow Curtian Their was a Piece a glass , when mary sat apond it , she hurt her little ASK me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flys are in the kitchen bess are in the park mary and her boyfriends is kissing in the dark , the dark is like a movie , movie like a show , And Thats all i really know!

By Shelby in P.e.i Canada on 16 February 2010

By Kayla in Arizona on 20 February 2010

Well the way I learned it was: Miss Suzi had a stemboat the steambost had a bell, the steamboat went to heaven mrs. suzi went to hello operator please give my number 9 and if you disconnect me i'll kick your' behind the frigorator there wa sa peice of glass mrs suzi sat upon it and broke her fat ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the medow bees are in the park mrs suzi and her Boyfriend are kissing in the dark, d-darker then the ocean d-darker then the sea darker then the underwhere my mommie put on me, Mrs suzi had a baby named him tiny tim put him in the bathroom to see if he could swim her drank up all the water and ate up all the sop tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldnt go down his throut mrs. suzi called the doctor mrs. suzi called the nurse mrs suzi called the lady with the alligator purse... IDR the rest;

By Miss Suzie Song Expert in Miami Fl on 21 February 2010

you are all wrong! its is miss suzie had a STEAMBOAT the steamboat had a bell miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to Hello operator please give me #9 and if you disconnect me ill kick your fat Behind the figerator there was a piece of glass miss suzie sat apon it an cut her lil Ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the GIRLS ROOM zippin up their Flies are in the meadow bees are in the park miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D.A.R.K D.A.R.K dark dark dark Darker than the ocean darker than the sea darker than the panties my momma puts on me. AND THAT IS THE CORRECT WAY 2 SING "MISS SUZIE"

By Miss Suzie Song Expert in Miami Fl on 21 February 2010

By Cookie in Usa on 24 February 2010

Emilie Autumn had remized it. "Miss Lucy had some leeches her leeches liked to suck, and when they drank up all her blood, she didn't five a Funny when the doctor Had locked her in her cell Miss Lucy screamed all night that they should go to bloody Hello to the surgeon With scapel old and blunt He'll tie you to a table then he'll mutilate your Come it's nearly tea time The lunatics arrive The keepers bleed them all until There's no one left a- Lively little rodents are eaten up by cats We're subjects to experiments like labratory- Rats, I've dropped a tea cup How easily they break! I'm on my hands and knees until I pay for my mis- Take off all your clothing, We've only just begun. We have no anastesthia, It's 184- One thing we should tell you, Before you try again, The test are all invented by A lot of filthy men- tally histaric, She's failed the exam. Don't bother telling Lucy for she doesn't give a damn- That nitrous oxide For when we can't escape. They say that surgeons oft commit a murder or a Razor blades are rusty, and not a lot of fun, So when they try to amputate your legs you better Run and fetch a chemist A patients feeling sad, She's been in chains for ages and she isn't even mad- ness is a nucience And no one is ammune. Your sister, mum, or daughter may become a raving Lunatics are dangerous, and doctors are obeyed They also go together just like toast and marma- Ladies are like children, with brains the size of squirrels! Lets give clitoradectomies to all the little Girls are helpless treasure that Daddies must protect So ly upon the table for the doctors to inspect- Ulums are super, and stirrups all the rage! So spread a ladie's legs and put her back into her Cage of naked crazies The surgeons here to bleed The doctors are all learnded men and some can't even read- ing can be risky for women on the virge And it only did out worlds a good the poison, leech, and Perning is a penance, phelbotomy's a chore No need to steralize the tools, we never did Before the night is over, before you go to bed, They'll take a hammer and a nail And jam it in your Head stones in the graveyard and statures in the park Are not for the insane just leave them rotting in the D-A-R-K dark, dark, dark, dark, dark." I did not write this, this is all Emilie Autumn's wonderful writing:) Mature content. >.>

By Cam in 33mpltrc on 25 February 2010

Lulu that one stinkey stunk stanky likey poopoowee

By Emily (; in Boston Ma on 26 February 2010

You are all wrong... Where I'm from it's MISS LUCY had a steamboat the steamboat ha a bell DING DING miss Lucy went to heaven the steam boat went to HELLO operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnec me I'll chop of you behind the fridgerator there was a piece of glass miss Lucy sat upon it and broke her big fat ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up there flies are in the meadows the bees are in the hives Blah blah blah. Every place is diffrent folks chill cuz we are all fighting over a children song...

By El in Southbrdge on 27 February 2010

i love all of these songs they are cool is so many ways! this is one i know!... miss.suzie had a steam bout the steam bout had a bell (ding ding) miss.suzie went to heaven and the steam bout went to hello operater give me # 9 and is you disconect me i'll cop off you behind the "fridgerater there lies a broken bottle sally sat a pone it and it went up her bis ask me no more questions tell me no more lies sally and her boyfriend are kissing is the dark dark dark is like a movie a movie is like a show a show is like a t.v set and that is all i know i know my ma i know i know my pa i know i know i know my sis with a 1,234,193,455,621 acre bra my mom gave me a a nickle my dad gave me a dime my sister gave me a boy friend and his name is frankenstine! that is all i know sorry i don't know more:(

By Morgan in United States Pittsburgh Pa on 27 February 2010

I love these songs they are halarious!

By Morgan in Plum Pittsburgh Pa on 28 February 2010

I havn't heard anything funnier!

By Morgan in Plum,pittsburgh,pa on 28 February 2010

i have a different ending.....behind the fridorator there was a pice of glass miss luce sat apon it and broke her realy big fat.. ask me no more questions tell me no more liesthe boys are in the bathroom pulling down there...pants are in the dryer their shirts are in the wash their under where are at the dry cleaning and their shoes are in sanfrinsisco and that is all i know! whoooo!

By Morgan in Plum Pittsburgh Pa on 2 March 2010

halarious!

By Anna in Lancaster, Usa on 4 March 2010

Okay this is what i learned: Miss Suzy had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell (ding ding) miss suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to HELLO operator, please give me #9, and if you disconnect me i will kick you from BEHIND the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzy sat upon it and she cut her little ASK me no more questions, tell me no more lies! The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their FLIES are in the meadow, bees are in the park, miss suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the DARK is like a movie, a movies like a show, a show is like a video and that is all i know i know my mama, and certainly my pa, i know my ugly sister with the 40 acre bra! my mommy is godzilla, my daddy is king kong! my brother is the idiot who taught me this dumb song

By Shelly in Forks, Usa on 6 March 2010

i know a version that is slightly different: miss Lulu had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell CHOO-CHOO, miss Lulu went to heaven, the steamboat went to Hello operator, please give me number 9, and if you disconnect me, ill kick in the Behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of glass, miss Lulu sat upon it, and broke her little Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, doing up their Flies are in the city, the bees are in the park, miss Lulu and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k the dark is like a movie....