Miss Lucy had a Steam Boat
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Song Lyrics & Words
Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat...
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know.
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Alternative Lyrics & Words
A slightly different version
Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...
Hello operator
give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the...
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And broke her little...
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their...
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark
A version sent by Bussongs.com fan
Miss SUZY who had the steamboat
behind the fridgerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it and she broke her little
ASK me no more questions
and I'll tell you no more lies
and if you do I'll take my shoe
and beat you black and blue
WOO
OR...
....Miss Suzy fell upon it
and after that she
Died her hair in purple
she died her hair in pink
she died her hair in lavender
and boy did it stink stink stink
Additional Version
Mrs. Suzie had a steam boat,
The steamboat went ring ring
When Mrs Suzie went to heaven
The steamboat went to...
Hello operator connect me number 9
And when you disconnect me I will push you from behind the fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
And when Mrs. Suzie fell upon it
She'll brake her little...
Ask me no more questions tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up there flies
Are in the meadow bees
Are in the meadow Mrs Suzie
And her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark darker
than the lipstick my mommy puts on me
My daddy is a robber my mommy is a spy
and I'm the little brat that told the f.b.i.
My mom gave me a nickel my dad gave me a dime
My sister gave me a boyfriend
His name is frankinstien
He made me do the dishes
He made do the floor and made me wash his dirty underwear
so i kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii to do the hoola dance dance dance.
Another version
Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Lucy went to heaven
And the steamboat went to...
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop of your...
Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And it went right up her...
Ask me no more questions
Please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling up and down their...
Flies are the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...
Dark is like a movie
A movie is like a show
A show is like a T.V. set
And that is all I...
Know my dad is a robber
I know my mom is a spy
I know that I'm the little brat that
Told the F.B.I.
My mom gave me a nickel
My dad gave me a dime
My sis' gave me a boyfriend
And I know he's Frankinstien
He made me wash the dishes
He made me wash the floor
He made me wash underwear
So I kicked him out the door
I kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii
Where he did the Hoola Dance!
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Comments (44)
By D in Washington, Dc on 15 December 2008
Slightly different ending: Dark is like a movie A movie's like a show The show is almost over And that is all I know I know your ma I know I know your pa I know I know your sister with the 40 acre bra
By Sarah in Japan on 26 December 2008
my ears hurt :)
By Kathryn in Maryland on 28 December 2008
I saw one that siad,"and if you disconnect me, I'll sing this song again!"
By Em in ... on 6 February 2009
D, yeah, I know that ending too.
By Jackii And Jazmi in Hazleton, Usa on 11 February 2009
! The last verse we know is ! ! The flies are in the meddow! The bees are in the part! Ms.Lucy and her boyfriend are kissing in the ! D.A.R.K D.A.R.K dark dark dark ! ! Darker then the ocean ! darker then the sea ! darker then the underwear my mother put on me ! ! My mother is godzilla! My daddy is King Kong !
By Jen in Ransomville, Ny, Usa on 17 February 2009
XD hahaha 4 a kids game your really close 2 saying a swear word, its hilarious
By Wendy in Hong Kong, China on 18 February 2009
There is an ironic version available, written performed by a singer named Emilie Autumn. There is a lyric video on YouTube; the search query is "Miss Lucy had some Leeches". It's much longer than this one, but the rhythm is handled even better.
By Tally in San Hose, Costa Rica on 15 March 2009
Miss Lucy had some leeches is funny check it out
By Taylor in Kansas City, Kansas on 15 March 2009
Miss suzy had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell. Miss suzy went to heaven the steamboat went too... Hello operator give me number 9 and if you disconnect me I'll kick u from... Behind the fridgerator there lied a piece of glass Miss. Suzy sat upon it and broke her little... Ask me no more questions i'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... flies are in the meadow bees are in the park. Miss. Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the d.a.r.k. d.a.r.k. d.a.r.k. DARK!
By Bella in Wagsington on 23 March 2009
Hee That was funny...
By Sami in Boca America on 4 April 2009
o.m.g. these songs are so funny!
By Angela in New Jersey on 8 April 2009
the song gose..... ms. lucy has a steam boat her steamboat has a bell ms.lucy went to haven her steamboat went to hello oporator give my number 9 and if you dissconnect me i will chop off you behind the frigorator there was a peace of glass ms.lucy sat opon it and broke her big fat ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom pulling down there flys are in the medow bees are in the park ms.lucy and her boyfiend are kissing the dark is like a moive a moive is like a show a show is like a tv set and that is all i know d-a-r-k d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark!(:
By Rachel in Waterloo, Canada on 10 April 2009
This is what I remember: Miss Lulu had a steamboat. Her steamboat had a bell (tout-tout). Her steamboat went to heaven. Miss Lulu went to Hello operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect i'll kick in your. Behind the yellow curtain, there lays a piece of glass. Miss Lulu sat upon it and broke her little Ask me no more questions. Please tell me no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their. Flies are in the city. Bees are in the park. Miss Lulu and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K. Dark is like a movie, a movie is like a show and that is all I know. I know I know my Ma. I know I know my Pa. I know I know my sister in the 40 acre bra. I remember different endings of this song, like the Frankenstein one and the nickel and dime part too.
By Aly in Rio Rico Arizona Usa on 13 April 2009
! I learned this song, ! ! Miss Lucy had a tug boat ! The tug boat had a bell (Ding Ding)! Miss Lucy went to heaven the Tug boat went to...! HELLO Operator give me # 9 and if you disconnect me I'll kick you in...! Behind the refrigorator there was a piecce of glass, ! Miss suzy sat upon it and broke her little...! ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies,! The boys are in the bathroom zipping up the'r flies are from the city bees are from the park, Miss lucy and her boyfriend kissing in the ! D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark is like a movie, ! a movies like a show, a show is like a t.V. set and that is all I know, ! I know I know my ma, I know, I know my pa, I know I know my sister wears a 30 acre Bra ! ! My mom is godzilla, my dad is king kong, my sister is the one that taught me this annoying little song !
By Melissa in Orlando, Fl on 16 April 2009
This brings back so many memories 8)
By Jennifer in Winnipeg, Canada on 16 April 2009
! Did you know...! Miss Susie had a son,! she named him Tiny Tim,! she put him in the bathtub,! to see if he could swim,! he drank up all the water,! he ate up all the soap,! he tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldnt fit down his throat. !
By Sara in Piscataway New Jersey on 17 April 2009
ouch haha
By Dee in Illinois on 23 April 2009
i love the ms.lucy songs0
By Dorthy in Todo Were Not In Kansas Anymore on 4 May 2009
i love these songs :) heck yes
By Marc in U.s.a. on 6 May 2009
it is mrs. suzy and the you tube video is bad
By Sarah in Granite Springs, Ny United States on 7 May 2009
I think this is a cool song because it can be altered in so many ways!
By Christy in Louisville U.s.a on 16 May 2009
miss mary mack mack mack all dressed in PINK!
By Michael in Ohio Usa on 22 May 2009
the version I know and lokking for is Ms.Suzy and at the end it goes "D.A.R.K. D.A.R.K. dark darkdarker than the ocean darker then the sea darker than the blac* boy who pe*d all over me!" thats what I know
By Rather Not Tell.... in Not Eatheir on 24 May 2009
ths song is really cool! got o youtube and watch the lazer collection!=]
By Alyssa in St.johns , Newfoundland And Labrador on 27 May 2009
well i always known the saong as ms. mary ?? miss mary had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell (ding ding) miss mary went to heavan the steamboat went to .. Hello oporator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me ill kick you from behind the yellow curtion there was a peice of glass , miss mary sat pon it and drove it up her .. ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up there.. flies are in the city bees are in the park miss mary and her boyfriend are kissing in the D.A.R.K dark
By Maddie in Winchester,virginia on 29 May 2009
i heart you
By Jacques Ben-avie in New Haven, Usa on 4 June 2009
this is bullshit
By Randoomm Person in Somewhere, Canada on 7 June 2009
Miss Mary had a Steamboat, her steamboat had a bell Ding Ding! Miss Mary went to heaven, her steamboat went to Hello operator! Give me number nine, and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you from Behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of glass, Miss Mary sat upon it, and cut her little Ask me no more questions, don't tell me no more lies, the boy are in the washroom, zipping up their Flies are in the kitchen, bees are in the park, Miss Mary and her boyfriend, are kissing in the D-A-R-K, Dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show. A show is on a T.V set and that is all I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with an 80 meter bra. I saw her in the ocean, I saw her in the sea, I saw her in the bathroom. Oops! Pardon me! My mom is Godzilla, My dad is King Kong, and my brother is the stupid one who made up this dumb song!
By Mike Wazowski in Anytown, Usa on 14 June 2009
First of all, it is NOT miss lucy, molly, or anyone else. It is miss SUZY! Got it? Second, miss Suzy did NOT have a tugboat, or a sailboat. It was a STEAMBOAT! With that out of the way, I will now commence to tell you how the song actually goes. As you read it, you will see that I have Capitalized the most commonly mistaken lyrics. You're welcome. Miss SUZY had a STEAMBOAT The STEAMBOAT had a bell Miss SUZY went to heaven The STEAMBOAT went to Hello operator give me number 9 and if you disconnect me I'll kick you in the Behind the refrigerator There IS a piece of glass Miss SUZY sat upon it and broke her little Ask PLEASE no more questions Tell me no more lies The boys are in the GIRLS ROOM Zipping up their FLIES AND BEES ARE BUZZING SNAKES AND EELS ARE LONG FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS IT'S THE END OF THIS SONG.
By Joycelyn in Chicago Us on 24 June 2009
Miss Lucy had a steam boat The steamboat had a bell, (ding, ding) Miss Lucy went to heaven and the Steamboat went to... Hello operator give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll kick you in the... Behind the 'fridgerator There was a piece of glass Miss Lucy sat upon it And broke her little... Ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... Flies are in the city The bees are in the park Miss Lucy and her boyfriend Are kissing in the... D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark Dark is like a movie A movie is like a show A show is like a T.V. set And that is all I... I know my ma I know I know my pa I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra My mom gave me a nickel My dad gave me a dime My sis' gave me a boyfriend And I know he's Frankinstien He made me wash the dishes He made me wash the floor He made me wash underwear So I kicked him out the door I kicked him over London I kicked him over France I kicked him to Hawaii Where he did the Hoola Dance!
By Samm:] in La La Land Usa on 27 June 2009
that was not the songgg...
By Flarett in Nazereth, Isreal on 6 July 2009
this is amazing. it should be called flucy. yayayyyyy (:
By Sisi Babii=] in Atlanta Usa on 7 July 2009
ohkay you are alllllllll wronq.! the way i learned it when i was a kid was "miss LULU had a STEAMBOAT the STEAMBOAT had a bell, miss LULU went to heaven the steamboat went to HELLO operator qimme number 9 for if you disconnect me i'll beat your BEHIND the REFRIGARTOR there was a piece of glass , miss LULU sat upon it and broke her biq fat ASK me no more questions tell me lies, FOR THIS IS THE STORY OF MISS LULU AND HER STEAMBOAT NUMBER 9 .
By Hannah in Los Angeles, California on 25 July 2009
Miss SUZY had a TUGBOAT The TUGBOAT had a bell, (ding, ding) Miss SUZY went to heaven and the TUGBOAT went to... Hello operator PLEASE give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll CUT OFF your... Behind the 'fridgerator There LIES piece of glass Miss SUZY sat upon it And broke her little... Ask me no more questions tell ME no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... Flies are in the MEADOW The bees are in the park Miss SUZY and her boyfriend Are kissing in the... D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark Dark is like a movie A movie is like a show A show is like a T.V. set And that is all I... I know my ma I know I know my pa I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra My mom gave me a nickel My dad gave me a dime My sis' gave me a boyfriend And I know he's Frankinstien He made me wash the dishes He made me wash the floor He made me wash HIS underwear So I kicked him out the door I kicked him over London I kicked him over France I kicked him to Hawaii Where he did the Hoola Dance!
By Hannah in Los Angeles, California on 25 July 2009
THIS IS THE REAL VERSION Miss SUZY had a TUGBOAT The TUGBOAT had a bell, (ding, ding) Miss SUZY went to heaven and the TUGBOAT went to... Hello operator PLEASE give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll CUT OFF your... Behind the 'fridgerator There LIES piece of glass Miss SUZY sat upon it And broke her little... Ask me no more questions tell ME no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... Flies are in the MEADOW The bees are in the park Miss SUZY and her boyfriend Are kissing in the... D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark Dark is like a movie A movie is like a show A show is like a T.V. set And that is all I... I know my ma I know I know my pa I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra My mom gave me a nickel My dad gave me a dime My sis' gave me a boyfriend And I know he's Frankinstien He made me wash the dishes He made me wash the floor He made me wash HIS underwear So I kicked him out the door I kicked him over London I kicked him over France I kicked him to Hawaii Where he did the Hoola Dance!
By Jenna & Jeffrey & Thomas in Hawai'i on 31 August 2009
I know another version its Miss Molly Had a steamboat her steamboat had a bell - Miss Molly went to Heaven her steamboat went to hell-o operator give me number nine if you dissconect me ill kick you from behind the yellow curtain there was a piece of glass miss molly sat apon it and hurt her big fat as-k me no more questions tell me no more lies , the boys are in the bathroom zippin up there flies are in the city the bees are in the park , miss molly and her boyfriend are kissing in the dark , the dark is like a movie a movie is like a show , a show is like A T.V set and that is all I know my ma I know I know my pa I know my sister has a 40 acre bra , My mom gave me a nickel my dad gave me a dime my sister gave me a boyfriend who looked like frankinstein , He made me wash the dishes he made me wash the floor he made me wash his underwear so I kicked him out the door , He flew over London he flew over France then he finally landed in Hawaii were he learned the Hula Dance.
By Jarixa in Jersey :) on 5 September 2009
wow this shits insane.. me and my boyfriend were in the car and outta no where he said steamboat and than he went into this song and we froze up on tell me no more lies and we both cud not remember what was next so i searched it up and found this site and i think its freakin hilarious of all the different versions lol
By Urmom in Torontooo on 6 September 2009
this is the one i know:P Miss Mary had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell * ding ding* Miss Mary went to heaven the steamboat went to hell- hello operator, please give me number nine and if u disconnect me ill kick u from behind- the yellow curtain there was a piece of glass miss mary sat upon it and hurt her little ass- ask me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom doin up their flies- flies are in the city bees are int he park miss mary and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K dark- is like the movies movies like a show a show is like a tv set and that is all i know- i kno my pa i know i know my ma i know i know my sister with ehr 40 acre bra- broccoli and cheese..... AND THATS ALL I KNOW LOL...ANYONE?
By Reberkawitts in New York City on 22 September 2009
i learnd it like this.....susie had a sail boat her sail boat had a sail susie went to heaven her sailboat went to hell..oo operator give me number 9 and if you disconnect me ill kick you from....behind the fridgerator there was broken glass susie sat upon it and broke her little ass...k me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up there..fll...ies are in the meadow bees are in the park susie and her boyfriend are kissing i the dark dark dark is like a movie the movies like a show a show is like a tv set and that is all i know i know my dads a robber i know my moms a spy i know that im the brat that told the F.B.I my mom gave me a nickle my dad gave me a dime my sister gave me a boyfriend that looked like frankestine he made me wash the dishes he made me wash the floor he made me wash his underware so i kicked himout the door.i kicked him over london i kicked over france i kicked in yo hawii where he did th hoola dance!my mother is godzilla my dad is king kong my brother is tthe stupid one who made up this bumd song!:)))))8)
By Morgan in Canada on 28 September 2009
First, who cares about which version is real. Second, the one I know goes like this: Miss Mary had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell Miss Mary went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator, please give me number nine and if you disconnect me ill kick u from behind the yellow curtain there was a piece of glass miss mary sat upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the city bees are in the park miss mary and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K spells the dark is like the movies the movies like a show a show is like a cartoon and that is all i know I know my ma I know i know my pa I know i know my sister with the 80 metre bra It's bigger than the ocean it's bigger than the sea it's bigger than the underwear my mother gave to me My mother is Godzilla, My father is King Kong my brother is the stupid one who made this stupid song.
By Rachel in New York City on 30 September 2009
Miss lucy had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell. Miss lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to Hello operator, please five me number 9 and if you diconnect me i will chop off your behind the fridgerator, there is a piece of glass and if you dare to step on it i'll shove it up your Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, boys are in the bathroom zipping up their Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park, boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K-D-A-R-K-D-A-R-K-Dark Dark Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, darker than the underwear my grandma made for me! At least this is how we used to sing it, apparently it was different everywhere else.
By Sara in Thorold on 8 October 2009
Its MISS MOLLY and she she behind the yellow curtin not the frigerator.... seriously get it right
By Cl in Beverly Hills, Us on 9 October 2009
...Are kissing in the dark dark dark. Dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show, a show is like a TV set and that is all i know. I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra. It's bigger than the ocean, it's bigger than the sea, it's bigger than the big fat lady sitting next to me (point to someone). That's how I learned it ;)
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By Mel in Sydney, Australia on 13 December 2008
I know a different version: Mary had a little lamb She thought it rather silly She threw it in the air And caught it by its... Willy was a watchdog Lying on the grass Along came a bumblebee And stung it on its... Ask no questions Tell no lies I saw a policeman Doing up his... Flies are a nuisance Bees are worse And this is the end Of my silly little verse