My Body Needs Calamine Lotion

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My body needs calamine lotion
My body's all red you can see.
The flowers I picked for my mommy,
Turned out to be poison ivy!
Dont' touch, don't touch, don't touch the leaves of three, of three!
Don't touch, don't touch, don't touch the leaves of three!

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The song should be sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean".

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A very similar version with an acne ending!

My body has calamine lotion
My body's as sore as can be
The flowers I gathered for grandma
Turned out to be poison ivy.

Don't touch, Don't touch
You'll get a rash from ivy, ivy
It will itch bad
And it looks worse than acne.

A possible original version published in Mad Magazine in the 50's

My body has calamine lotion,
My body's as sore as can be.
The flowers I gathered for Granny,
Turned out to be Poison Ivy.
Don't touch, don't touch,
you'll get a rash from Ivy-Ivy
It will itch bad,
and it looks worse than acne!

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Alpha Skua, USA

31 January 2016 at 3:42pm

Itch,itch,scratch,scratch Poison Ivy is awful

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Condor, USA

24 July 2014 at 11:22pm

dont touch poison oak,dont touch poison ivy,dont touch poison sumac,or you'll use calamaine all day you see

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Jerry D, United States

1 November 2013 at 3:36pm

I came up with a song one day, called "My Dad, The Monster". It's sung from the perspective of Luke Skywalker, upon learning that Darth Vader is his dad.

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Raizen, Philippines

17 January 2012 at 4:12am

I love these songs especially the Here comes the bride Parody

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Treston, United States

3 January 2012 at 8:04pm

stupidass people

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Treston, United States

3 January 2012 at 8:02pm

this website is so dumb their is no sound it says songs...

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Melissa, United States

15 June 2011 at 1:48am

This one is cute but my grandpa taught me a different version. Warning it's a little more graphic lol. My body has tuberculosis, my body has one rotten lung, my body spits blood in a bucket, and dries it and chews it for gum.

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Calmine, Benin

19 May 2010 at 12:53pm

it's nice. i like it

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