My Body Needs Calmine Lotion
My Body Needs Calmine Lotion Lyrics
My body needs calmine lotion
My body's all red you can see.
The flowers I picked for my mommy,
turned out to be poison ivy!
Dont' touch, don't touch, don't touch the leaves of three, of three!
Don't touch, don't touch, don't touch the leaves of three!
(Sing to the tune of "My Bonnie lies over the ocean")
Rate This Song
Save & Share
Send to a Friend Download Lyrics Download Song Send FeedbackRecommended Songs
- Silent Night, Holy Night
- Black I Am And Much Admired
- Fifty Nifty United States
- Oh My Darling Clementine
- New Year - A Merry New Year
Related Categories
My Body Needs Calmine Lotion Alternative Lyrics
My body has calamine lotion
My body's as sore as can be
The flowers I gathered for grandma
Turned out to be poison ivy
Don't touch, Don't touch
You'll get a rash from ivy, ivy
It will itch bad
And it looks worse than acne
User Comments My Body Needs Calmine Lotion (5)
By Melissa from United States on 15 June 2011
This one is cute but my grandpa taught me a different version. Warning it's a little more graphic lol. My body has tuberculosis, my body has one rotten lung, my body spits blood in a bucket, and dries it and chews it for gum.
By Treston from United States on 3 January 2012
this website is so dumb their is no sound it says songs...
By Raizen from Philippines on 17 January 2012
I love these songs especially the Here comes the bride Parody
Post a Comment
A message for the grown-ups:
Inappropriate song or video? Please let us know so that we can keep BusSongs safe & fun.
This song has been printed from BusSongs.com.
Score: 0 Down Up
By Calmine from Benin on 19 May 2010
it's nice. i like it