My Girl Is A Vegetable

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ferg, columbia sc

2 March 2015 at 1:46am

Being a medic in the Army for the past 7 years, I love this cadence. We use humor to get over really messed up stuff. It's called a coping skill. That being said, I don't think I'd like my kids to ride on a bus or laugh at the idea of someone in a coma.

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lucky, washington

25 July 2014 at 6:01pm

I dont care if this is an army cadence this is just about as disgusting as it gets.

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Angie, United States

7 April 2013 at 2:32pm

Its an army cadence people! Quit saying whoever wrote it is terrible and that no one should sing this. The ones who do are protecting you.

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Joe, Spain

28 March 2012 at 9:50pm

Yes it is sick but its just a song and my 12 year old kid thinks its funny too. We sing in our Hash group and gets a lot of people laughing. Dont listen to do gooders

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Nikita, Kenya

26 March 2012 at 11:36am

awesome song :)

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Ryan, United States

12 February 2012 at 1:10pm

Great cadence. Loved it when our MTI would start singing this song during pt.

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Surojini, United States

4 February 2012 at 9:21pm

this is an awesome cadence. I speak for most black folks when i say " play this to my baby momma" =)

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Lucia, United States

6 November 2011 at 8:52pm

This is awful! I can't believe someone would write a song like this! :(

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Bob, Croatia

5 August 2011 at 3:11am

i like banana up my ass

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Dillon, United States

18 July 2011 at 3:39pm

*seas under breath* i dont like teachers

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Dillon, United States

18 July 2011 at 3:31pm

lol this is sooooo funny my dad sang it and i cracked up

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Cassie, United States

30 June 2011 at 11:39pm

Well.... I'm an ICU nurse and I think this song is hilarious! hahahahahahahah

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Adam, United Kingdom

27 June 2011 at 8:20am

wont be useing this song at the toddler groupe then lol

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Lisa, United Kingdom

26 June 2011 at 10:02am

Er WTF? Why is this song on a kids web site for nursery songs? Not really appropriate for my pre schoolers! :-/

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Mae, United States

29 May 2011 at 10:41pm

Gross but funny

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Wes, United States

17 April 2011 at 6:30pm

It's an army cadence. Its hippies like y'all that cause all those u.s. Soldiers to die. We are army and we will jack all over you!

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Doug, United States

29 March 2011 at 4:20pm

Perfectly fine song for a school bus. Kids love this stuff. Anyone who thinks a 13 year old boy or girl wouldn't find this hilarious is kidding themselves.

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Billy, Bahamas

14 January 2011 at 1:35pm

I love this song, last verse especially :) My friends, Laura and Tanvir Duhra fell in love whilst listening to this song. Aw, and they played it when there baby was born! x

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Savannah, United States

22 November 2010 at 10:17pm

This is exeremly innaproppriote and should not be seen by kids.

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Glenn, United States

16 November 2010 at 3:57pm

Awesome! Double Time!

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