My Body Needs Calmine Lotion

Song Lyrics & Words

My body needs calmine lotion
My body's all red you can see.
The flowers I picked for my mommy,
turned out to be poison ivy!
Dont' touch, don't touch, don't touch the leaves of three, of three!
Don't touch, don't touch, don't touch the leaves of three!

(Sing to the tune of "My Bonnie lies over the ocean")

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My body has calamine lotion
My body's as sore as can be
The flowers I gathered for grandma
Turned out to be poison ivy

Don't touch, Don't touch
You'll get a rash from ivy, ivy
It will itch bad
And it looks worse than acne

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By Calmine in Benin on 19 May 2010

it's nice. i like it

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