My Girl Is A Vegtable

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Song Lyrics & Words

My girl is a vegetable
She lives in the hospital
I'd buy her anything
To keep her alive

My girl she has no nose
Just a piece of rubber hose
Id' buy her anything
To keep her alive

My girl she has no lips
Just two big potato chips
Id' buy her anything
To keep her alive

My girl she has no hair
Razor stubles everywhere
Id' buy her anything
To keep her alive

My girl has her own TV
It's called an EKG
Id' buy her anything
To keep her alive

Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
I bought her everything
Why won't she die
(God, why won't she die)

Song Rating Votes: 174

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Comments (3)

By Laurabeth in Houston, Usa on 11 March 2009

this song is really not funny. you can really offend people with songs like this

By Brea in Akron, Ohio on 14 March 2009

As a pediatric nurse, I find this song extremely offensive and innapropriate for a childrens website. You guys should be ashamed of yourself.

By Jesse in Decatur Ill on 13 May 2009

this true i killed my mom like that

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