Nobody Likes Me (Guess I'll Go Eat Worms)
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
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Nobody Likes Me (Guess I'll Go Eat Worms) Alternative Lyrics
Short & Sweet Version!
Just like Gopher Guts, there are many versions of this song.
Some of the versions we have heard of are:
Germs!
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!
Wriggling Worms!
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they wriggle and squirm
I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice
And throw the skins away
Nobody knows how fat I grow
On worms three times a day
Ohh...nobody loves me.
Yuck!
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.
Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.
Gooey!
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms
Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat
Shorter Version
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
A really disgusting version
Nobody loves me everybody hates me.
Think l'll eat some worms,
Long ones, short ones,
Little fat fussy ones,
Its bitsy teeny weeny worms.
First you bit their heads off,
Then you suck their guts out,
See how they wiggle and they squirm, long ones,
Short ones,little fat fussy ones,
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny worms
The long thin slimy ones slip down easly,
The short fat fussy ones stick.
But when the short fat fussy ones stick to your teeth,
All the juice goes SSSLLLLLLLLUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP...
Classic gruesome!
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll eat some worms!
Short fat squishy ones,
Long thin slimy ones,
Chewy, Gooey, Icky, Ooey Worms!
From memories of a Summer Camp (1975-6)
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll eat some worms!
Long slim slimy worms,
Short, fat juicy ones,
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy ones,
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they squiggle and squirm!
Long slim slimy worms,
Short, fat juicy worms,
itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy ones,
Everybody likes me, nobody hates me
Why did I eat those worms?!!
Long slim slimy worms,
Short, fat juicy worms,
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy ones.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
Long slim, slimy worms,
Short, fat juicy worms,
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy ones
A somewhat nasty version
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Going to the garden to eat worms.
The long thin slimy ones slip down easily,
The short fat fuzzy one stick.
When the sort fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth their blood goes oohie oohie ick.
So, bite off their heads and spit out the tails and throw the skins away.
Nobody knows how I can suvive on 100 worms a day.
Doing No Harm Version
Standing on a corner, not doing any harm.
Along came a policeman and took me by the arm.
He took me to a corner and rang a little bell.
Along came a police car and took me to a cell.
I woke up the next morning and looked upon the wall.
The mosquitoes and the bed bugs were having a game of ball.
The score was six to nothing.
The bed bugs were ahead.
The mosquitoes hit a home run and knocked me out of bed.
Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me.
Guess I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, little bitty squirmy ones.
Any kind of worms.
First you bite the heads off, then you suck the guts out.
Ooooo how they wiggle and squirm.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.
Guess I'll go eat worms.
Another fan's version
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll eat some worms.
Big ones fat ones thin ones skinny ones,
Think I'll eat some worms.
I'll rip off their heads,
and suck out the guts,
and throw the skins away.
You'd be surprised at how many worms
I could eat five times a day!
Longer rhyming version
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm gonna eat some worms
Big worms
Small worms
Ooowie ooowie gooey worms
I'm gonna eat sme worms
1st ones greasy slides down easy
2nd on sticks to my tounge
3rd ones rusted
4th ones busted
5th ones on the run
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm gonna eat some worms
Information About Nobody Likes Me (Guess I'll Go Eat Worms)
The origins of “Nobody Likes me (Guess I’ll Go Eat Worms)” are unknown.
It was first recorded by British band, The Boys, in 1977.
It was also mentioned in print by Charles Scriner’s and Son Copyright 19.
If you like this song, you may like this one to - The Worms Crawl In, The Worms Crawl Out.
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User Comments Nobody Likes Me (Guess I'll Go Eat Worms) (75)
By Brittani from Sanford North Carolina on 8 December 2008
that song is for people with low self-esteem and who like gross stuff
By Jenny from Frankfurt on 29 December 2008
great =D funny song.. played best by die toten hosen =) very nice
By Jackie from Lethbridge, Country on 5 January 2009
I remember singing this song to myself in my room when I was having a bad day -- it's a great song!
By Alyssa from Edmonton on 28 January 2009
we love this song everytime it is music time we warm up by this song
By Elianna from Arizona Phx on 19 February 2009
yuckiest song i ever heard... but funny!
By Ripley from Las Vegas, Nevada on 22 March 2009
Its a funny song i know all versions cause we had to learn for our schools preduction on hopw to eat friend worms
By Chicken from Aus on 9 May 2009
I wish they just ate them and did not complain so much about why noone likes them.
By Jerri from North America on 26 May 2009
My mom taught me this version: Nobody likes me everybody hates me guess i'll go eat worms.Fat ones skinny ones, isty bitsy tiny ones see how they wiggle and squirm.When someone says I hate you I must eat 2. One someone says I love you I must gag 3. When someone punches me I must eat 33. When someone kisses me I must gag 27. And that is how I live my life.Duh-Dun! Pretty cool huh?!?!?!?
By Nikki from Barton Usa on 22 July 2009
eating worms yuck! i hate eating worms! how about... nobody hates me, everybody loves me, i'll eat yummy food! pasta, veggies, fruit and more food, many many many many more! what do you think about my song? please comment other peoples
By Donna from Australia on 30 September 2009
I go with Nikki in Barton Usa, it is pretty gross, but if you were a BOY, maybe not! (At least i'm a girl!) Bye, Donna =)
By Noriko from Tokyo Japan on 11 October 2009
This is the memorial song when I joined the caravan camp at Calif. in 1968! I was a high school student. Now I'm aged, but the phrase "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me," reminds me the joyful days when I was depressed.
By Lucy from England on 16 November 2009
I like my version my grandma taught me: 'nobody likes me everybody hates me, think i'll go and eat worms, big fat juicy ones, itsy bitsy tiddy ones, see how they wriggle and squirm, chop off their heads and squeeze out the juice and throw their tails away, no one knows how much i grow eating worms three times a day YUCK'
By Emma Lizzie Fran And Ollie from Northampton on 17 November 2009
WEEEE LOOOOVVVVVEE THHHIIIISSSS SOOONNNGG <3<3 p.s ollies a fuzzyy wuzzyy worm!
By Ella The Superhero from Random Place, Okyrinanafyoshjo on 20 November 2009
Me and my friends sing this song like this: Nobody likes me everybody hates me Im gonna eat some worms fat ones skinny ones long ones short ones na na na na na don't ask. But try it.
By Aaaa from Roy on 3 December 2009
I love these songs and everybody hates me for rell
By Anisha from Blackburn on 9 February 2010
I love this song! I love every bit of it although it is gross! it is a great song to sing with your mates and to sing and dance to.
By Bobby from Hahaha, Wouldn't You Like To Know? on 21 May 2010
My mom always sing, nobody loves me everybody hates me, i'm gonna eat some worms. she was singing it when my brother said that we were going to move and leave him behind.
By Sean from Perth, Australia on 25 May 2010
We had a totally different version in Primary School. 'No body likes you, everybody hates you, why don't you go and eat worms...' and so on and so forth, substituting 'me' for 'you' or for somebodies name made it a much bigger form of group entertainment. It was forever going around the school, a big joke that made the teachers cringe. :)
By Martin from New Bedford, Usa on 9 August 2010
What does this say about girls, that so many love this song?
By Nad from Singapore on 30 December 2010
my fren lovess dis song so much she wans dis 2 b her song for her funeral!
By Jen from United States on 9 January 2011
Nobody likes me everybody hates me I'm gonna eat some worms. Big fat juicy ones, long skinny slimy ones watch them squiggle and squirm. First one rusted third one busted fifth one tried to run. So you bite off the head and spit out the juice and throw their skins away. some people ask me why I eat these worms three times a day and in between *slurp*
By Amber from United States on 19 February 2011
When I was mean to my brother when we were little he would always say "nobody likes me. I guess I'll go eat worms.".
By Ganga from France on 4 March 2011
hey i am mary my mom this song i love you u love
By Maricella from United States on 5 March 2011
"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms! First one was slimy, second one was grimy, 3rd and 4th came up! Then I got to crying, thinking I was dying, eating all those squishy, squashy worms!" That's the version I learned as a child. I still sing it!
By Bangaramma from Bangladesh on 5 April 2011
wow i have never heard of this song in my life! so nice but yuck but ok! i like it i hope i find more songs like this next time1 hahahahahaha! hehehehehehehe!
By Vero from United States on 10 May 2011
My mom use to sing this song to me.. I always wanted to know all the words, i love this song.. Sometimes out of the blue i start singing it ! :)
By Haku from Germany on 14 May 2011
Haha, I remember the time I was in USA as an exchange student! XD The song is there and it always appears in the best moments!
By Emily from United States on 3 June 2011
I had people sing this to me when I was mad and it annoyed me while also making me laugh which made me more annoyed.
By Maria from Colombia on 5 June 2011
in spanish we sing it like this: nadie me quiere, todos me odian, mejor me como un gusanito. le parto la cabeza, le saco lo de adentro y yumm que rico gusanito! hahaha
By Jazzy from Australia on 14 July 2011
oooo my gosh there are just times its fun love it when everyone around is taking themselves seriously and you just have to smile and start singing it softly then grin and a little more and more loudly.
By Ty from Pitcairn on 16 August 2011
do y'all wont to be my friend and i like some of the girls.
By Bonican from United States on 21 August 2011
I just had to look up this song for my husband who has never heard this! I love reading everyone's comments. I'm fascinated at how far back it goes and by all the different versions!
By Rachelle from Georgia on 19 October 2011
I used to sing this when I was a kid and I got mad and felt like no loves me! But this song is gross I would never eat a warm that would be gross.
By Brenda from United States on 30 October 2011
my dad would sing this gingle to me way back in the late 60' It would make me smile on a no smile day!
By John Gaunt from United Kingdom on 4 December 2011
I remember this one in 1938. When we had a party at our house mother would sing us this song. THEN ! I would show off by going down the garden and eat a few worms and slugs but, not the big ones. No ill effects so far.
By A from United Kingdom on 17 December 2011
Scottish Version Nobody likes me, everybody hates me Think i'll go and eat some worms Big, fat, juicy ones Wee, skinny, scooshy ones Watch them wiggle and squirm!
By Mr from Northern Mariana Islands on 23 December 2011
i can't beleave my kids didn't know this song! so I looked it up for them.
By Viki from United States on 11 January 2012
The version I remember (probably from Dr. Demento's radio show) had SOMETHING extra in the third line: "Nobody likes me/Everybody hates me/I'm going DOWN THE BANK to eat worms." I assumed it meant a creek bank, made sense, worms near the water and all. And the Dr. Demento playlist entry notes that the title has been incorrectly thought to be 'I'm Going Down The Back To Eat Worms.' Maybe 'Out back to eat worms' makes more sense. But other than a couple references to 'the garden' in the versions listed on THIS site (bussongs), every version I've found just says 'Guess I'll go eat worms.' Why does this BOTHER ME SO MUCH?
By Diane from United States on 21 January 2012
Viki,,,I remember it that way too,,,, how ever I thought it was GOING IN THE BACK TO WORMS!...loll...
By Marina from United States on 29 January 2012
this song is bad 4 kids because my Aunt's child he's 3 and he ate a worm it was so gross u should have been there so....this song is not a good song 4 kids its just because it bothers me all the time about how when i have kids if they will eat a worm that would be bad so i hope they NEVER hear this song!
By Christopher from United States on 26 February 2012
I love this song, I remember it from when i was a kid, but what i remember was at the end was, every body loves me every body care's why did i eat them worms and so on
By Donvan from Canada on 15 June 2012
What a song. My mother used to sing me this song when i was a child. Now, I would probably sing to this song to my little nefew. Its catchy.
By Meow from United States on 18 June 2012
The version I learned was always: Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I'l eat some worms. Fat ones, skinny ones, even itty bitty ones, ooey gooey, ooey gooey, worms.
By Emily from United States on 17 July 2012
haha mom sang this song when i was little, there are so many versions moms wnt like this: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, Guess I'll go eat worms! Big, fat, juicy ones, long, thin, slimy ones, itsy bitsy, teeny tiny worms, Down goes the first one, down goes the second one, Oh how they squiggle and squirm! Big, fat, juicy ones, Long, thin, slimy ones, itsy bitsy teeny tiny worms, Up comes the first one, up comes the second one, Oh how they wiggle and squirm! Big, fat, juicy ones, Long, thin, slimy ones, Itsy bitsy teeny tiny worms
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By Benny Wasserman from United States on 24 August 2012
Here I am at Camp Harmony in Malibu where they have 300 children from disadvantaged backgrounds. We just finished dinner where we had chocolate pudding with "worms" (the good kind) in them. I started singing the worm song to someone next to me and they thought it would be great to sing it to all 300 kids. So I did, and they all joined in and loved it. Thanks for providing all the different versions on this web site.
By Dennis from United States on 25 October 2012
Today I was just singing the first verse of the song, and my older brother asked me what I was singing and I told him it was this song, but I did not know the rest of the song, So I looked it up and found this website, but I learned this song in kindergarden back in 1978, and it brought back a flood of memories!
By Quinn Kimberly-tchaikovsky from United Kingdom on 2 December 2012
I just adore this song! It is very imaginative and I LOVE IT! I was trying to figure out the tune on my violin, but I couldn't quite get the "i'll go eat some worms" part. Oh well, I'll figure it out.
By Dave from Canada on 15 January 2013
Music by Harry Von Tilzer. Lyrics by Stanley Murphy. Published in 1911.
By Stefanny from United States on 29 January 2013
I love this song! I used to sing it to my mom all the time and it used to gross her out. I'm glad there are the different versions in here because I had forgotten most of the lyrics.
By Jim from United States on 20 February 2013
in 1950's we had a framed print of a boy with bandage on toe and fishing pole i think over his shoulder----verse ---"nobody loves me--I'm going into the garden to eat worms yesterday i ate 2 smooth ones and one wooly one" i want to buy the print
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By Marie from California on 6 December 2008
The song is very funny.I would never eat worms if nobody liked me.But that's just a song.