Nobody Likes Me (Guess I'll Go Eat Worms)

Alternative Lyrics & Words

Just like Gopher Guts, there are many versions of this song.
Some of the versions we have heard of are:

Alternate Version 1

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!

Alternate Version 2

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they wriggle and squirm

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice
And throw the skins away
Nobody knows how fat I grow
On worms three times a day
Ohh...nobody loves me.

Alternate Version 3

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.

Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.

Alternate Version 4

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat

Shorter Version

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

A really disgusting version

Nobody loves me everybody hates me.
Think l'll eat some worms,
Long ones, short ones,
Little fat fussy ones,
Its bitsy teeny weeny worms.

First you bit their heads off,
Then you suck their guts out,
See how they wiggle and they squirm, long ones,
Short ones,little fat fussy ones,
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny worms

The long thin slimy ones slip down easly,
The short fat fussy ones stick.
But when the short fat fussy ones stick to your teeth,
All the juice goes SSSLLLLLLLLUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP...

Classic gruesome!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll eat some worms!
Short fat squishy ones,
Long thin slimy ones,
Chewy, Gooey, Icky, Ooey Worms!

From memories of Summer Camp 1975-6)

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll eat some worms!
Long slim slimy worms,
Short, fat juicy ones,
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy ones,

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they squiggle and squirm!
Long slim slimy worms,
Short, fat juicy worms,
itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy ones,

Everybody likes me, nobody hates me
Why did I eat those worms?!!
Long slim slimy worms,
Short, fat juicy worms,
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy ones.

Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
Long slim, slimy worms,
Short, fat juicy worms,
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy ones

A somewhat nasty version

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Going to the garden to eat worms.

The long thin slimy ones slip down easily,
The short fat fuzzy one stick.
When the sort fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth their blood goes oohie oohie ick.

So, bite off their heads and spit out the tails and throw the skins away.
Nobody knows how I can suvive on 100 worms a day.

Doing No Harm Version

Standing on a corner, not doing any harm.
Along came a policeman and took me by the arm.
He took me to a corner and rang a little bell.
Along came a police car and took me to a cell.
I woke up the next morning and looked upon the wall.
The mosquitoes and the bed bugs were having a game of ball.
The score was six to nothing.
The bed bugs were ahead.
The mosquitoes hit a home run and knocked me out of bed.
Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me.
Guess I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, little bitty squirmy ones.
Any kind of worms.
First you bite the heads off, then you suck the guts out.
Ooooo how they wiggle and squirm.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.
Guess I'll go eat worms.

Another user version:

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll eat some worms.
Big ones fat ones thin ones skinny ones,
Think I'll eat some worms.

I'll rip off their heads,
and suck out the guts,
and throw the skins away.

You'd be surprised at how many worms
I could eat five times a day!

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