Oh I Wish I Were

Lyrics

Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar Of Soap, (BAR OF SOAP)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar Of Soap, (BAR OF SOAP)
I Would Slippy and I'd Slidey
Over Everybody's Hidey
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap (BAR OF SOAP).

Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud, (HUNK OF MUD)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud, (HUNK OF MUD)
I'd Ooey and I'd Gooey
Under Everybody's Shoey,
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud. (HUNK OF MUD).

Oh I Wish I Were a Little Can of Pop, (CAN OF POP)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Can of Pop, (CAN OF POP)
I'd Go Down with a Slurp
and I'd come Up with a Burp,
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Can of Pop. (CAN OF POP).

Oh I Wish I Were a Little Slippery Root, (SLIPPERY ROOT)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Slippery Root, (SLIPPERY ROOT)
I'd Sit Upon the Trail and Knock Everyone on his Tail,
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Slippery Root. (SLIPPERY ROOT).

Oh I Wish I Were a Little Mosquito, (MOSUITO)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Mosquito, (MOSQUITO)
I'd Buzzy and I'd Bitey Under Everybody's Nighty
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Mosquito. (MOSQUITO).

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You can wish you were other things in this song

Oh, I wish I were a little squishy orange (squish, squish)
Oh, I wish I were a little squishy orange (squish, squish)
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybodys shirty
Oh, I wish I were a little squishy orange (squish, squish).

Oh, I wish I were a little can of coke (guzzle, guzzle)
Oh, I wish I were a little can of coke (guzzle, guzzle)
I'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp
Oh, I wish I were a little can of coke (guzzle, guzzle).

Oh, I wish I were a little speedy car (beep, beep)
Oh, I wish I were a little speedy car (beep, beep)
I'd go speedy, speedy, speedy over everybodys feety
Oh, I wish I were a little speedy car (beep, beep).

Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
I'd go shiney, shiney, shiney over everybodies hiney
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap.

Oh I wish I was a little sticky bun, sticky bun
Oh I wish I was a little sticky bun, sticky bun
I go slidy, slidy, slidy down everybodies insidies
Oh I wish I was a little sticky bun, sticky bun.

Oh I wish I was a little English swallow, English swallow
Oh I wish I was a little English swallow, English swallow
I'd sit up on the steeple and spit upon the people
Oh I wish I was a little English swallow, English swallow.

Oh I wish I was a little striped skunk, striped skunk
Oh I wish I was a little striped skunk, striped skunk
I sit up in the trees and perfume all the breezes
Oh I wish I was a little striped skunk, striped skunk.

Oh I wish I was a little tree root, tree root
Oh I wish I was a little tree root, tree root
I'd stick up on the trail and flip you on your tail
Oh I wish I was a little tree root, tree root.

Oh I wish I was a little slimy slime, slimy slime
Oh I wish I was a little slimy slime, slimy slime
I'd go oozy, oozy, oozy in everybodies shoesies
Oh I wish I was a little slimy slime, slimy slime.

11 Comments

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Alpha Skua, USA

7 August 2015 at 10:43pm

Better to be a birdie then a bar of soap becuase soap don't last long

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Playa, Andorra

3 June 2011 at 4:56pm

Hi

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Melissa, United States

25 February 2011 at 6:13am

We always sang: Oh I wish I were a little Birdie Birdie (repeat) I'd go flying over steeples and go (blow raspberry with mouth) on all the peoples oh I wish I were a little Birdie Birdie!

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Kelsey, United States

18 January 2011 at 12:45am

I just love this song it was stuck in my head forever, but i couldn't remember all the words.

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Stephanie, Australia

10 October 2010 at 4:29am

Oh i wish i was little can of coke can of coke (REAPEAT 1 TIME) i would go down with a slurp and come out with a burp oh i wish i was little can of coke can of coke

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Jeanne, Aurora, Co

31 July 2010 at 3:12am

Some more lyrics for you: Oh I wish I was a fishy in the brook (in the brook), Oh I wish I was a fishy in the brook (In the brook), I'd go swimming with my cutey and without my bathing suitie, Oh I wish I was a fishy in the brook in the brook. Oh I wish I was an old English Ford (English Ford), Oh I wish I was an old English Ford (Engish Ford), Then I'd sputter and I'd smoke and make everybody choke, Oh I wish I was and old English Ford (English Ford).

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Essie, Manchester Usa

22 March 2010 at 6:45pm

Please someone tell me what the lyrics are to the verse Oh I wish I was a fishy in a brook?

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Chloe, Australia

30 May 2009 at 12:30am

Oh I wish I was a little skipping bra (SKIPPING BRA) Oh I wish I was a little skipping bra (SKIPPING BRA) I'd sit up on your shoulders and hold up your big boulders Oh I wish I was a little skipping bra (SKIPPING BRA)

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Justin, Carolinas

16 May 2009 at 10:01pm

I miss hearing that. I kow there is more to it but i cant remember it.

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You Don't Need To Know!, Glasgow

7 April 2009 at 10:26pm

that song is oh so funny!:):):) a big old thumbs up from me!(y)

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Norm, Fort Mc Murray, Alberta, Canada

2 April 2009 at 6:27am

Thank you, been looking for the words to these songs for a while now. Guess I have been looking in the wrong place. Thanks again

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