Oh I Wish I Were
Song Lyrics & Words
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar Of Soap, (BAR OF SOAP)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar Of Soap, (BAR OF SOAP)
I Would Slippy and I'd Slidey
Over Everybody's Hidey
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap (BAR OF SOAP)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud, (HUNK OF MUD)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud, (HUNK OF MUD)
I'd Ooey and I'd Gooey
Under Everybody's Shoey,
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Hunk of Mud. (HUNK OF MUD)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Can of Pop, (CAN OF POP)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Can of Pop, (CAN OF POP)
I'd Go Down with a Slurp
and I'd come Up with a Burp,
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Can of Pop. (CAN OF POP)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Slippery Root, (SLIPPERY ROOT)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Slippery Root, (SLIPPERY ROOT)
I'd Sit Upon the Trail and Knock Everyone on his Tail,
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Slippery Root. (SLIPPERY ROOT)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Mosquito, (MOSUITO)
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Mosquito, (MOSQUITO)
I'd Buzzy and I'd Bitey Under Everybody's Nighty
Oh I Wish I Were a Little Mosquito. (MOSQUITO)
Alternative Lyrics & Words
Oh, I wish I were a little squishy orange (squish, squish)
Oh, I wish I were a little squishy orange (squish, squish)
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybodys shirty
Oh, I wish I were a little squishy orange (squish, squish)
Oh, I wish I were a little can of coke (guzzle, guzzle)
Oh, I wish I were a little can of coke (guzzle, guzzle)
I'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp
Oh, I wish I were a little can of coke (guzzle, guzzle)
Oh, I wish I were a little speedy car (beep, beep)
Oh, I wish I were a little speedy car (beep, beep)
I'd go speedy, speedy, speedy over everybodys feety
Oh, I wish I were a little speedy car (beep, beep)
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
I'd go shiney, shiney, shiney over everybodies hiney
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh I wish I was a little sticky bun, sticky bun
Oh I wish I was a little sticky bun, sticky bun
I go slidy, slidy, slidy down everybodies insidies
Oh I wish I was a little sticky bun, sticky bun
Oh I wish I was a little English spallow, English swallow
Oh I wish I was a little English spallow, English swallow
I'd sit up on the steeple and spit upon the people
Oh I wish I was a little English spallow, English swallow
Oh I wish I was a little striped skunk, striped skunk
Oh I wish I was a little striped skunk, striped skunk
I sit up in the trees and perfume all the breezes
Oh I wish I was a little striped skunk, striped skunk
Oh I wish I was a little tree root, tree root
Oh I wish I was a little tree root, tree root
I'd stick up on the trail and flip you on your tail
Oh I wish I was a little tree root, tree root
Oh I wish I was a little slimy slime, slimy slime
Oh I wish I was a little slimy slime, slimy slime
I'd go oozy, oozy, oozy in everybodies shoesies
Oh I wish I was a little slimy slime, slimy slime
Comments (4)
By You Don't Need To Know! in Glasgow on 7 April 2009
that song is oh so funny!:):):) a big old thumbs up from me!(y)
By Justin in Carolinas on 16 May 2009
I miss hearing that. I kow there is more to it but i cant remember it.
By Chloe in Australia on 30 May 2009
Oh I wish I was a little skipping bra (SKIPPING BRA) Oh I wish I was a little skipping bra (SKIPPING BRA) I'd sit up on your shoulders and hold up your big boulders Oh I wish I was a little skipping bra (SKIPPING BRA)
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By Norm in Fort Mc Murray, Alberta, Canada on 2 April 2009
Thank you, been looking for the words to these songs for a while now. Guess I have been looking in the wrong place. Thanks again