One Fine Day

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One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot one another
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and killed the two dead boys.

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pc plod, 999 lets be avenue

20 April 2015 at 1:19am

One fine day, in the middle of the night Two tall midgets got up to fight Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot one another. One was blind and one couldn't see So they called in a dummy for referee A blind man came to see fair play A mute man came to shout hooray. A paralyzed mule passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye Knocked them through a nine inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all. A deaf policeman heard the noise And came and shot them all If you don't belive this story's true, Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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Chloe, Canada

28 September 2014 at 10:45pm

This is a nice children's poem.

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Anne, United States

17 November 2010 at 9:36pm

My mom taught us this 50 years ago! :)

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Maddy, United Kingdom

6 November 2010 at 9:55am

i like this site but most of the songs are babys and i would like it if there there were more better

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Haylei, Mississipi,laurel

1 April 2010 at 8:42pm

super for a country gal 2 see this wow! :)

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Kristal, New York, Albany

1 April 2010 at 8:41pm

wow my aunt taught me this song when i was little. we told all of our friends and such and they would tell every one. WOW.

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Penny, Edwardsburg Usa

24 March 2009 at 6:51pm

! My sisters and I san this over and over when we were kids. Don't know how or why, but we sang in between the paragraphs: ! ! Boom. boom. Gee ain't it great to be crazy?! Boom. boom. Gee ain't it great to be crazy?! Giddy and foolish all day long,! Boom. boom. Gee ain't it great to be craaaazy! !

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