One Fine Day
Song Lyrics & Words
One fine day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another
One was blind and one couldn't see
So they called in a dummy for referee
A blind man came to see fair play
A mute man came to shout hooray
A paralyzed mule passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked them through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and shot the two dead boys
If you don't belive this story's true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Alternative Lyrics & Words
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot one another
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and killed the two dead boys.
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By Penny in Edwardsburg Usa on 24 March 2009
! My sisters and I san this over and over when we were kids. Don't know how or why, but we sang in between the paragraphs: ! ! Boom. boom. Gee ain't it great to be crazy?! Boom. boom. Gee ain't it great to be crazy?! Giddy and foolish all day long,! Boom. boom. Gee ain't it great to be craaaazy! !