Sam and Roz Are Coming To Town


You'd better give up
On Christmas this year
You haven't a chance
With relatives here
Sam and Roz are coming to town.

They're bringing their kids
To add to your fun
They're staying ten days
You thought it was one
Sam and Roz are coming to town.

They'll monopolize your bathroom
They'll destroy your solitude
They will eat you out of house and home
Then complain about the food.

There's only one way
To save your Noel
You give `em your house
You take a hotel
Sam and Roz are coming to town.

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Henny, Korea, Democratic People's Republic of

18 July 2016 at 4:45am

I am a strongman and lately I’ve been eating 2 boiled eggs before I go to the gym for protein. I eat 2 boiled eggs 3 times a week (6 eggs a week). I eat the whole egg, I wont just eat egg whites. I know the yolk contains chloesterol. Is this a safe amount? Thanks.

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Luckie, Moldova, Republic of

18 July 2016 at 4:38am

Ros skriver:Psykiatrins destruktiva agenda. Psykiatri är det största bedrägäriet nÃ¥gonsin. Det är ocksÃ¥ det farligaste sÃ¥ de förtjänar etiketten ”Dödens industri” Är bra Ãerme¶Ânstämvande med verkligheten ocksÃ¥ genom Ã¥ren tyvärr. Undrar hur länge de fÃ¥r leka med folks hälsa innan folket sätter stopp för deras dÃ¥rskap.

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Karen, Chicago

2 December 2014 at 3:36am

My friend shared this with me one day when we were 12. Never forgot the lyrics! :)

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Curtis, United States

22 December 2012 at 5:17pm

Awesome! I heard this WAY back in the early 80s from a friend.

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Corey, United States

17 December 2011 at 8:07am

awesome! this is from an old, old Mad Magazine

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