Sam and Roz Are Coming To Town

Song Lyrics & Words

You'd better give up
On Christmas this year
You haven't a chance
With relatives here
Sam and Roz are coming to town

They're bringing their kids
To add to your fun
They're staying ten days
You thought it was one
Sam and Roz are coming to town

They'll monopolize your bathroom
They'll destroy your solitude
They will eat you out of house and home
Then complain about the food

There's only one way
To save your Noel
You give `em your house
You take a hotel
Sam and Roz are coming to town