Santa's Much Too Fat
I heard a reindeer hoof, then Santa dressed in red,
came crashing through the roof and landed on my bed.
I thought it was a dream, but quickly did I wake,
as soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!"
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!
He got up off the floor and said, "How do you do?"
I said, "My back is sore, my head is black and blue."
"So sorry!" he replied, and then he asked my name.
He offered me a ride, I said, "No, thank you just the same!"
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!
I heard a "ho, ho, ho," the sleigh was in the sky.
but it was moving slow and wasn't very high.
It wobbled in the air, I hoped it wouldn't fall;
Said Santa, chewing cookies, "Merry Christmas, one and all!"
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!
Information About Santa's Much Too Fat
The jingle should be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.
The song is also known as "Santa Claus, Santa Claus, You are Much Too Fat!"
User Comments Santa's Much Too Fat (11)
By Mark from United States on 13 May 2011
man angelica u sound cute wanna have some
By Youdon'tneedtoknow from United States on 6 December 2011
Before i even read the first line i knew what tune to sing it to, and i didn't look at the thing that tells you how to sing it =D btw i love this song it's funny
By Stevanie from Canada on 10 December 2011
dont make fun of santa i have a 3 year old so be apropriate
By Pedro from United States on 6 October 2012
NEVER!p.s, im a kid. that songs tune is jingle bells!^_^.yayyyy,i fiurd it out!:)
By Aubreana from United States on 13 November 2012
this song is so funny i wish i was the kid to sing it that he is to fat :) so cute
By Ahlam from United Arab Emirates on 27 February 2013
I'm A Kid 8 Years Old! I Love This Song But It Doesn't Relate 2 Me Cos I'm A Muslim And But Its Not Rude Or A Bully Song! France. I'm Only In Year 3 And I Know How To Behave Like A Proper Human!
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By Brandi from Norway on 28 December 2010
Yo im from da bad girls club ima B*tch