Santa's Much Too Fat

Lyrics

I heard a reindeer hoof, then Santa dressed in red,
came crashing through the roof and landed on my bed.
I thought it was a dream, but quickly did I wake,
as soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!'.

Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!

He got up off the floor and said, "How do you do?"
I said, "My back is sore, my head is black and blue".
"So sorry!' he replied, and then he asked my name.
He offered me a ride, I said, "No, thank you just the same!'.

Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!

I heard a "ho, ho, ho,' the sleigh was in the sky.
but it was moving slow and wasn't very high.
It wobbled in the air, I hoped it wouldn't fall;
Said Santa, chewing cookies, "Merry Christmas, one and all!'.

Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!

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Information About Santa's Much Too Fat

The jingle should be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.

The song is also known as "Santa Claus, Santa Claus, You are Much Too Fat!".

13 Comments

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macy, United States

25 September 2013 at 10:50pm

Hi''

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Macy, United States

25 September 2013 at 10:49pm

My music teacher toid me that he asked santa if we couid sing the song for our christmas program. I think that it's funny! What do you think? Leave a comment. and i'll write a comment for you.

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Ahlam, United Arab Emirates

27 February 2013 at 8:45pm

I'm A Kid 8 Years Old! I Love This Song But It Doesn't Relate 2 Me Cos I'm A Muslim And But Its Not Rude Or A Bully Song! France. I'm Only In Year 3 And I Know How To Behave Like A Proper Human!

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Aubreana, United States

13 November 2012 at 11:20pm

this song is so funny i wish i was the kid to sing it that he is to fat :) so cute

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Pedro, United States

6 October 2012 at 8:17pm

NEVER!p.s, im a kid. that songs tune is jingle bells!^_^.yayyyy,i fiurd it out!:)

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France, United States

22 December 2011 at 4:51pm

It's rude and a bully song!

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Stevanie, Canada

10 December 2011 at 3:20am

dont make fun of santa i have a 3 year old so be apropriate

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Youdon'tneedtoknow, United States

6 December 2011 at 12:05am

Before i even read the first line i knew what tune to sing it to, and i didn't look at the thing that tells you how to sing it =D btw i love this song it's funny

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Grace, United States

28 June 2011 at 6:56pm

I love this song it rocks

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Angelica, United States

13 May 2011 at 5:51am

Ok i love u lets go

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Mark, United States

13 May 2011 at 5:50am

man angelica u sound cute wanna have some

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Angelica, United States

13 May 2011 at 5:47am

I love these cute lil songs!

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Brandi, Norway

28 December 2010 at 10:21pm

Yo im from da bad girls club ima B*tch

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