Suffocation

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Lyrics

First you take a bowling ball
Then you roll it down the hall
Hit your dad
Make him mad
Whoa!

Suffocation
Hyperventilation
That's the game
That we all like to play.

First you take a snake
Then you bake it in a cake
Take a bite
What a site
Whoa!

Suffocation
Hyperventilation
That's the game
That we all like to play.

First you take a plastic bag
Then you put it over your head
Go to bed
Wake up dead
Whoa!

Suffocation
Hyperventilation
That's the game
That we all like to play.

First you take a fire hose
Then you shove it up your nose
Turn it on
Then you're gone
Whoa!

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Serena, United States

1 April 2016 at 12:49am

"© 2003-2016 BusSongs.com All lyrics are property of their respective owners & are provided for informational & educational purposes only." HOW DOES THIS HELP ANYONE?!?!?!?!?!? it hurts more than it helps! take this down!!!! it's not even funny! at least that song about diarrhea is funny!

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Jacob, United Kingdom

2 March 2016 at 9:48pm

Suffocation hyperventilation that's the game that we all like to play First you get an automatic gun then you point it at your mum Pull the trigger then consider what you have done *Next verse*

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Alpha Skua, USA

17 November 2015 at 9:57pm

Firehose up your nose sneeze wet boogers

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HappilyMarried, Arkansas

17 September 2015 at 7:34pm

Suffocation lack of ventilation suffocation a game I'd like to play. First you get a rubber hose then you stick it up your noseSuffocation lack of ventilation suffocation a game I'd like to play. Then you get a plastic bag stick on until you gag.Suffocation lack of ventilation suffocation a game I'd like to play.

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Alpha Skua, USA

12 May 2015 at 8:52pm

This is no kids song

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angel, United States

15 April 2015 at 7:19pm

.....this is a kids song?

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Ambi Ridley, United States

8 April 2015 at 4:46am

A rather lude line: First you take a firecracker tie it to your TallyWhacker (yes, it means what you think) Light the fuse, you're on the news!! Woaaahh

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Mathew, California

17 January 2015 at 1:57am

I heard this at camp as "Suffocation, reincarnation, suffocation, a game I like to play." I thought of it again today (20-some years later) and decided to look it up. Very fun!

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Myra, Lehigh Acres, Florida

29 October 2014 at 10:00pm

I love this game and I know it but that's not the way I learned it

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Clay, United States

6 June 2014 at 5:41pm

Now you take a sturdy rope, then you place it 'round your neck. Jump from a chair, swing in the air. Weee!

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Angie, United States

15 March 2014 at 2:36am

My teacher sang this in class and we still laugh about it to this day. While of course suffocating yourself or others isn't a good idea but you have to admit, diabolically happy songs are funny

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Luke, United States

22 February 2013 at 8:24pm

rosterashon its a new creation rosterashon its a game we play, first you turn the oven on, roll in grease befor your gone, jump in your for din.whooooa.

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Coiryney, United States

18 March 2012 at 9:57pm

Next you take a hand grenade then you throw it at you maid pull the pin do it again whoa! Lol childhood priceless

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Eileen, United States

22 February 2012 at 2:16pm

"Constipation, it's a new creation. Constipation, it's a game we play. First you find a coconut, then you shove it up your butt. Try to fart; fall apart. Awwhhhh!"

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Melanie, United States

26 January 2012 at 12:34am

oh my gawd, I used to sing this song over and over again as a kid. I cannot believe I found it. LOL!

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Isabella, United States

16 November 2011 at 4:07pm

Me and my friends sing it like "Murderation, this is murderation, murderation a game we like to play. First you take a plastic bag, then you stick it on your head. Go to bed, wake up dead. Wheee! Murderation, this is murderation, murderation a game we like to play. First you take a carving knife, then you stick it in your wife. Go to jail, get out on bail. Wheee!Murderation, this is murderation, murderation a game we like to play. First you take a tommy gun, then you really have some fun. Don't be shy, shoot a guy. Wheee!

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Eraid, United States

28 August 2011 at 9:58pm

Another line. First u take a bb gun then u aim it at the sun. Miss the sun hit a nun. Wooooo

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Jp, United States

19 May 2011 at 10:23am

When I was in 2nd and 3rd grade on an airforce base in Germany, we would sing it like this: "Suffocation, It's been around the nation, suffocation, the game we used to play. First you take a bowling ball, then you roll it down the hall, wake up dad, make him mad, wheeee!"

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Emily, United States

4 March 2011 at 6:37am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! my mother says this an old girls camp song that she used to sing. she sang it a little differently, but i just thought i was the funniest thing ever

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Amber, United States

19 February 2011 at 11:49pm

Who in the world would do this?!

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