The Billboard Song
As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before
The wind and rain had done its job and this is what I saw. .
Smoke. . Coca-Cola chewing gum,
Chew Wrigley's spearming beer,
Ken-L-Ration dog food,
Makes your complexion clear,
Simonize your baby
With a Hershey's candy bar,
And Pepsi-Cola beauty cream is used by all the stars!
So. . take your next vacation,
in a brand new Fridigare,
Learn to play the piano,
In your winter underwear!
Doctors say that babies
should smoke until they're three
And people over sixty-five should bathe in Lipton Tea!
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