I know a kid, and he loves turkey bacon.
He loves it so dear!This may sound wierd,
but if you get near him, he just might eat you.
So I reckamend you just don't get to close!
It don't matter if you smell like eggs,
he will still eat you.
No matter what. He is a bottomless pit.
But his favorite food is still TURKEY BACON!
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