We Three Kings Parody Song

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Another version that is just as silly

We three kings, of Orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter, beeping his hooter,
Smoking a fat cigar.

CHORUS.

Oh, star of wonder
Star of might
Fill your pants with dynamite
Light the fuse and off we go. .
Around the world to Mexico.

CHORUS:
We three kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, and exploded
Now we're on yonder star.

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Chloe, Canada

11 August 2014 at 2:49pm

The alternative is awesome!

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Condor, USA

28 June 2014 at 11:34pm

we three liberal is a chicago bar,drunk and dumb and without a car,staggering stumbling,falling and tumbling,and not getting real far

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Sparrow, USA

25 June 2014 at 11:17pm

WE THREE LIBERALS FROM WASHINGTON ARE,TAX AND SPENER'S THAT'S WHAT WE ARE,TAX YOUR FOOD TAX YOUR CRUDE,ROTTEN POLIITICIAN'S WE ARE

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Firebird, USA

21 June 2014 at 11:51pm

BARACK OBAMA IN A BASEMENT HIDING,MICHEAL ON A TRICYCLE RIDING,THEIR DUAGHTERS,LOOKING ALL NUAGHTERS, AND HIS SON ABIDING

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Flu-Bird, Etna,CA USA

13 June 2014 at 10:38pm

WE THREE STOOGES INA BROKEN DOWN CAR,LARRY DROVE IT EVER SO FAR,CURLY AND MOE DOING A SHOW,LARRY STILL WORKING ON CAR

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Charlie, United Kingdom

10 December 2013 at 7:40pm

That was REALLY funny but I have a really funny one that you might want to put it up it goes like this we three kings of Orion are,one in a taxi one in a car,one on a shooter with a bazooka trying to shoot an old grandma .

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Leah, United States

2 December 2013 at 10:16pm

I really like this song and my brothers sing it all the time so I always have it stuck in my head!

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Scarlett Willis, United Kingdom

26 January 2013 at 1:10pm

I love this song!

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Gerry, United States

27 December 2012 at 1:47am

We three kings of Orient are Chewing on a rubber cigar The cigar was loaded and we exploded and that's how we got so far CHORUS Oh, cigar of wonder Cigar of light Cigar of holy dynamite Light the fuse and leave your shoes for those to learn their left from right

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Jennifer, United Kingdom

25 December 2012 at 9:58pm

We three Kings of Orient are, One in a bus and one in a car, one on his scooter blowing his hooter, Smoking a big cigar. Also: We Three kings of Caerau square, selling knickers 10pence a pair, so fantastic, no elastic, falling down everywhere. :)

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Mark, United States

3 December 2012 at 6:17pm

We three Kings of Orient are Smoking on our rubber cigars One was loaded, it exploded BANG! We two Kings of Orient are Smoking on our rubber cigars One was loaded it exploded BANG! I one King of Orient are Smoking on a rubber cigar It was loaded, it exploded BANG! [pause] Silent Night, Holy Night...

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Jeff, United States

27 November 2012 at 3:16am

We Three Kings of Orient Are. Smoking on a rubber cigar. The thing was loaded and it exploded! We Two Kings of Orient Are.

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Spuring Plover, United States

21 November 2012 at 3:42pm

We three hippies in a broken down car,stuck in nowhere and travelin far,took some dope,took a rope,and got stoned in the neightborhood bar

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Lizzie, United Kingdom

5 November 2012 at 11:09pm

We three lads of Liverpool are, John in a taxi, Paul in a car, George on his scooter honking his hooter, following Ringo Starr..

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Liberty, American Samoa

13 January 2012 at 6:40pm

We Three Kings of Orient are, One in a taxi, on in a car, One on his scooter, beeping his hooter, didn't get very far, O Star of Wonder Star of Light Jesus caught his pants alight Mary called the fire brigade They sprayed it out with Lucozade (or Lemonade) We three kings of Orient are Tried to smoke a rubber cigar It was loaded, and exploded Now we're on yonder star (I know that one too!) Hey guyz and Galz, did you like my version?

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Maz, United Kingdom

21 December 2011 at 4:15pm

I googled this after hearing some kids sing it yesterday and making me laugh. For a reason I don't remember, the chorus bit I learnt goes: "Oh star of wonder, star of light, Johnny set his pants alight, he went screaming through the ceiling, bumped into a satelite." Love all the versions though. :)

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Libsterz, American Samoa

19 December 2011 at 7:51pm

this is cool

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Nick, United States

17 December 2011 at 10:03pm

Another version I used to sing-- We three kings of orient are, tried to smoke a rubber cigar, it was loaded and exploded. We two kings of orient are, tried to smoke a rubber cigar, it was loaded and exploded. Me one king of orient are, looked suspiciously at the cigar, I never liked smokes like them other blokes, so I traversed back to afar.

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Hannah, Afghanistan

16 December 2011 at 9:19pm

This is awsome

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Leela &fry Forever, Afghanistan

16 December 2011 at 5:38pm

Hahahahahahahaha

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