Ye Cannae Shove Ye Granny Aff The Bus

                  

Oh, you cannot shove your granny off the bus,
Oh, you cannot shove your granny off the bus,
Oh, you cannot shove your granny,
'Cause she's your mammy's mammy.
Oh, you cannot shove your granny off the bus!

Shove! Shove!

You can shove your other granny off the bus,
You can shove your other granny off the bus,
You can shove your other granny,
'Cause she's your daddy's mammy.
You can shove your other granny off the bus!

Shove! Shove!

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Song is also named "Don"t Push Granny Off The Bus".

User Comments Ye Cannae Shove Ye Granny Aff The Bus (16)

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By John from Kilmarnock on 23 June 2009

ford kiernan in style of frank sinatra

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By John from Kilmarnock on 23 June 2009

I love a laugh.

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By George from London on 29 August 2009

Here's a better second verse: Oh my granny wears an awfu scratchy vest, Oh my granny wears an awfu scratchy vest, Oh my granny feels the cold, because she's very old, Oh my granny wears an awfu scratchy vest.

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By John from Tuakau, New Zealand on 24 May 2010

Also: Ye cannae slurp ya porridge wi' a fork. Anybody know any other verses?

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By Amy from London on 23 July 2010

Brilliant song! Can you shove your sister off the bus?

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By Ruby May from United Kingdom on 1 November 2010

Fantastic song! Here's another verse: #Oh your father threw your grannie off a bus, # #Oh your father threw your grannie off a bus, # #Oh your father threw your grannie, # #What a crazy daddy, # #Your father threw your grannie off a bus!#

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By Aimee-rose from United Kingdom on 25 November 2010

I love this song me and my little brothers 3 and 4 kezie and jackson always sing this song an jackson 3 is even singing it right now while i am tiping so dose anyone like let the sunshine by Labrinth

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By Amy from United Kingdom on 24 January 2011

This is mine and my granda's song, we sing it together all the times, so funny!

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By Ellie from United Kingdom on 19 February 2011

this is an ace song

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By Bob from Costa Rica on 25 August 2011

What about my grand dad got arrested by police Oh my granded got arrested by police He was arrested right here Because he'd had to much beer Oh my grandad

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By Brenda from Chad on 28 October 2011

I grew up with my Grany singing this song to me. Boy does it bring back memories. It is still funny to me, after all these year.

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By Pip from New Zealand on 16 November 2011

you cannae shove your teacher... because she'll come and beat you

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By Chris from United States on 7 February 2012

A small group of friends and I sang this song on all the bus trips and we still sing it when we get together. We were first generation Scottish-American aka "The wee scot girls" as our neighbors referred to us. We taught all of our non-scot friend the song.. Brings back great memories.. Now our kids all sing it as well.

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By Lily from United Kingdom on 27 February 2012

there is a verse and it goes like this: oh my granny is a little crazy queen stagedeadx2

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By Kirsten from United Kingdom on 11 October 2012

Luv this wee song we used to sing aye aye yipy ur grannies s hippy singing aye aye yipy yipy aye does anybody remember this

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By Marie from United Kingdom on 7 January 2013

First verse push granny off a bus second verse All go round to grannys for our tea third verse Granny wears a awlfully scratchy vest 4th verse Granny eats her porridge with a fork

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