Ye Cannae Shove Ye Granny Aff The Bus

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Oh, you cannot shove your granny off the bus,
Oh, you cannot shove your granny off the bus,
Oh, you cannot shove your granny,
'Cause she's your mammy's mammy.
Oh, you cannot shove your granny off the bus!

Shove! Shove!

You can shove your other granny off the bus,
You can shove your other granny off the bus,
You can shove your other granny,
'Cause she's your daddy's mammy.
You can shove your other granny off the bus!

Shove! Shove!

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Comments (4)

By John in Kilmarnock on 23 June 2009

ford kiernan in style of frank sinatra

By John in Kilmarnock on 23 June 2009

I love a laugh.

By George in London on 29 August 2009

Here's a better second verse: Oh my granny wears an awfu scratchy vest, Oh my granny wears an awfu scratchy vest, Oh my granny feels the cold, because she's very old, Oh my granny wears an awfu scratchy vest.

By John in Tuakau, New Zealand on 24 May 2010

Also: Ye cannae slurp ya porridge wi' a fork. Anybody know any other verses?

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