Lyrics
Gladys, where are you going?
Upstairs to take a bath.
Gladys, with legs like toothpicks
And a neck like a giraffe. affe. .affe. .affe. .affe. .affe. .affe. .affe
Gladys stepped in the bathtub.
Slipped on a bar of soap.
Well, well, bless my soul. .
There goes Gladys down the hole. .
Blllluuuuurrrrpppp!
Alternative Lyrics & Related Songs
Gladys does not slip on a bar of soap in this version
Gladys, where are you going?
Upstairs to take a bath.
Gladys, with legs like toothpicks
and a neck like a gir rafe rafe rafe rafe.
Glayds, stepped into the bathtub. .
pulled out the plug.
Oh my goodness, oh my soul,
there goes Gladys down the hole. .
Glub Glub Glub Glub.
Instead of Gladys you can use Alice
Alice, where are you going?
Upstairs to take a bath.
Alice, with legs like toothpicks
A neck like a giraffe.
Alice jumped in the bathtub.
Alice pulled out the plug.
Oh my goodness, bless my soul. .
There goes Alice down the hole. .
Glug, glug, glug!
Another one with Alice
Alice, Where art thou going?
Upstairs to take a bath?
Her form is like a toothpick
And her head is like a tack.
She stepped into the bath tub
And slipped on a piece of soap.
Oh, my goodness, gracious soul
There goes Alice down the hole!
Alice? Where art thou going?