Miss Lucy had a Steam Boat

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Miss Lucy had a Steam Boat

Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to. .

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your. .

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat. .

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their. .

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the. .

Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know.