Sam and Roz Are Coming To Town

You'd better give up
On Christmas this year
You haven't a chance
With relatives here
Sam and Roz are coming to town.

They're bringing their kids
To add to your fun
They're staying ten days
You thought it was one
Sam and Roz are coming to town.

They'll monopolize your bathroom
They'll destroy your solitude
They will eat you out of house and home
Then complain about the food.

There's only one way
To save your Noel
You give `em your house
You take a hotel
Sam and Roz are coming to town.