Tarzan
Was Swingin" on a rubber band
Fell into a frying pan
Now Tarzan has a tan
Jane
Flying in her aeroplane
Crashed into a freeway lane
Now Jane has a pain
Now Tarzan has a tan
Cheetah
Walking down the street-a
Listen to the beat-a
Now Cheetah is the leadta'
Now Jane has a pain
Now Tarzan has a tan
Shamu
Swimming in the ocean blue
Smashed into a red canoe
Now Shamu's going to sue
Now Cheetah is the leadta'
And Jane has a pain
And Tarzan has a tan.