The coffee at camp
     They say is mighty fine,
     It's good for cuts and bruises,
     And it tastes like iodine.
     Chorus:
     I don't want no more of arny life
     Gee, but I want to go home.
     The biscuits that they give you
     They say are mighty fine
     One rolled off the table
     And it killed a pal of mine.
     The chickens that they give you
     They say are mighty fine
     One jumped off the table
     And it started marking time.
     The details that they give you
     They say are mighty fine
     The garbage that we pick up
     They feed us all the time.
     The clothes that they give you
     They say are mighty fine
     But me and my buddy
     Can both fit into mine.
     The women in the service club
     They say are mighty fine
     But most are over ninety
     And the rest are under nine.
     The treat us all like monkeys
     And make us stand in line
     They give you fifty dollars
     And take back forty-nine.
     sing chorus between each verse and at the end.