There Was A Woman All Skin And Bone

There was a woman all skin and bone
Oo-oo-oo!
Who lived in a cottage all on her own,
Oo-oo-oo!

She thought she'd go to church one day
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To hear the parson preach and pray,
Oo-oo-oo!

When she got to the wooden stile
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She thought she'd stay and rest a while
Oo-oo-oo!

When she reached the old church door
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A ghastly ghost lay on the floor,
Oo-oo-oo!

The grubs crawled in, the grubs crawled out,
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Of its ears, eyes, nose, and mouth.
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Oh you ghastly ghost, she said,
Oo-oo-oo!
Shall I be like you when I am dead ?
YES!