Winifred Wafflehead

Winifred Wafflehead
Was a Vermont maid,
She made syrup
Before the sun was laid!

One day Winifred
Found herself a man
Only thing he could do
Was go to the can!

Winifred Wafflehead,
Winifred Wafflehead,
Winifred Wafflehead,
WiniFRED Waffle-HEAD!