Diarrhea Song

I'm standing at the plate but I'm not feeling great
Diarrhea (make a fart sound twice (aka FS2))
Diarrhea FS2
I'm running around first with my pants about to
burst
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
I'm running by second but don't think I'm gonna
make it
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
I'm running by third with a two foot long turd
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
I'm sliding into home and my pants are full of foam
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
Some people think its gross but its really good on
toast
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2
Some people think its great but I'd rather have a
steak
Diarrhea FS2
Diarrhea FS2.